Today, I saw my dad pick his teeth with a toothpick from a new box. He ate the food he got out of his teeth and put the toothpick back. FML
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rikai
| 11
that's just nasty
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Snowkeys
| 11
This would get a lot more up votes if everyone read it in Cleveland's voice.
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K410
| 18
But how does this fuck your life? Just use floss dude...
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TrueTriage
| 16
I already did naturally and it was more entertaining.
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AKGirlinSD
| 20
I think I just puked a little picturing OP's dad doing that. He's given a whole new meaning to, "Saving it for later."
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evan_7899
| 28
Well at least he is recycling
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ElricMustang
| 23
Wow, time to throw out the box and get your own.
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Whatapuffchild
| 23
Ew
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iiTzNeeNerz
| 26
Reduce. Reuse. Recycle. :D
But seriously, that's disgusting.
But seriously, that's disgusting.
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Abbbiiieeeeeeeee
| 16
I guess that you and your family will now be participating in the lucky toothpick dip?
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BntyHntrSeattle
| 30
It's called recycling, you food wasting coal burning pig.
Yeah I went a little far.
Yeah I went a little far.
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lifesuckz32
| 4
I'm just lost as to why people actually think you deserved this.
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Jezzikah
| 11
There's always ppl who vote ydi, no matter what the fml is
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vipirius
| 18
I'm lost as to why someone has to ask that question on every single FML.
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CheeseTron
| 15
Congradulate your dad for helping to save the environment
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Ranimal
| 12
Congratulate? Maybeeee?
Seriously couldn't help myself.
Seriously couldn't help myself.
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kurk626
| 11
it's just like getting seconds but this time you don't have to get up!!
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blueeyedann
| 6
It should have saved some for later
But seriously, that's disgusting.