By Anonymous - 06/09/2013 11:55 - United States - Louisville

Today, I saw my dad pick his teeth with a toothpick from a new box. He ate the food he got out of his teeth and put the toothpick back. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 601
You deserved it 2 891

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Reduce. Reuse. Recycle. :D But seriously, that's disgusting.


This would get a lot more up votes if everyone read it in Cleveland's voice.

K410 18

But how does this **** your life? Just use floss dude...

I already did naturally and it was more entertaining.

I think I just puked a little picturing OP's dad doing that. He's given a whole new meaning to, "Saving it for later."

evan_7899 28

Well at least he is recycling

Wow, time to throw out the box and get your own.

Reduce. Reuse. Recycle. :D But seriously, that's disgusting.

I guess that you and your family will now be participating in the lucky toothpick dip?

It's called recycling, you food wasting coal burning pig. Yeah I went a little far.

I'm just lost as to why people actually think you deserved this.

There's always ppl who vote ydi, no matter what the fml is

I'm lost as to why someone has to ask that question on every single FML.

CheeseTron 15

Congradulate your dad for helping to save the environment

Congratulate? Maybeeee? Seriously couldn't help myself.

kurk626 11

it's just like getting seconds but this time you don't have to get up!!

blueeyedann 6

It should have saved some for later