FML : Today, I saw my dad pick his teeth with a toothpick from a new box. He ate the food he got out of his teeth and put the toothpick back. FML

Today, I saw my dad pick his teeth with a toothpick from a new box. He ate the food he got out of his teeth and put the toothpick back. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Friday 6 September 2013 11:55 / United States - Louisville

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By rikai | 11

#5661620 - Friday 6 September 2013 04:05

that's just nasty

By iiTzNeeNerz | 26

#5661630 - Friday 6 September 2013 04:07

Reduce. Reuse. Recycle. :D But seriously, that's disgusting.

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By rikai | 11

#5661620 - Friday 6 September 2013 04:05

that's just nasty

Snowkeys | 11

#5661699 - Friday 6 September 2013 04:47

This would get a lot more up votes if everyone read it in Cleveland's voice.

K410 | 18

#5661725 - Friday 6 September 2013 05:33

But how does this fuck your life? Just use floss dude...

TrueTriage | 16

#5661730 - Friday 6 September 2013 05:39

I already did naturally and it was more entertaining.

AKGirlinSD | 20

#5661902 - Friday 6 September 2013 07:37

I think I just puked a little picturing OP's dad doing that. He's given a whole new meaning to, "Saving it for later."

evan_7899 | 28

#5662062 - Friday 6 September 2013 09:26

Well at least he is recycling

By ElricMustang | 23

#5661621 - Friday 6 September 2013 04:05

Wow, time to throw out the box and get your own.

By Whatapuffchild | 23

#5661624 - Friday 6 September 2013 04:06

By iiTzNeeNerz | 26

#5661630 - Friday 6 September 2013 04:07

Reduce. Reuse. Recycle. :D But seriously, that's disgusting.

By Abbbiiieeeeeeeee | 16

#5661631 - Friday 6 September 2013 04:07

I guess that you and your family will now be participating in the lucky toothpick dip?

By BntyHntrSeattle | 30

#5661632 - Friday 6 September 2013 04:07

It's called recycling, you food wasting coal burning pig. Yeah I went a little far.

By lifesuckz32 | 4

#5661647 - Friday 6 September 2013 04:13

I'm just lost as to why people actually think you deserved this.

Jezzikah | 11

#5661977 - Friday 6 September 2013 08:27

There's always ppl who vote ydi, no matter what the fml is

vipirius | 18

#5662020 - Friday 6 September 2013 08:49

I'm lost as to why someone has to ask that question on every single FML.

By CheeseTron | 15

#5661648 - Friday 6 September 2013 04:13

Congradulate your dad for helping to save the environment

Ranimal | 12

#5662053 - Friday 6 September 2013 09:18

Congratulate? Maybeeee? Seriously couldn't help myself.

By kurk626 | 11

#5661649 - Friday 6 September 2013 04:14

it's just like getting seconds but this time you don't have to get up!!

By blueeyedann | 6

#5661650 - Friday 6 September 2013 04:14

It should have saved some for later

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