By riiiighhhttttt - 05/08/2013 05:38 - United States - Laurel
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Which one are you?
By Anonymous - 19/02/2013 00:26 - United States - San Francisco
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By TGIkaty - 10/02/2009 00:11 - United States
Your tryed
By Anonymous - 03/06/2009 04:55 - United States
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By Katie - 30/06/2010 23:36 - United States
Where d'you go?!
By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 05:16 - United States
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By kendrox - 02/05/2014 07:11 - United States - Auburn
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The good old days
By help - 09/07/2013 20:57 - United Kingdom - London
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By Zmeilerr - 15/01/2011 05:38 - United States
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Thank you guys for all the advice/comments. I think it was just a bunch of dumb idiots from my school just messing around, but nonetheless, I took it seriously. Again thanks.
By Nobody - 10/10/2009 12:07 - Singapore
The sounds of Spring
By Ithoughtheywerenormalpeople - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Houston
Customers from Hell
By notoneatall - 07/07/2014 03:39 - Canada - Oakville
By AdamwithanA - 11/10/2012 03:36 - Canada - Surrey
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I couldn't tell how many for sure but it was pretty heavy and the smell was unbelievable.
You're welcome
By Anonymous - 30/04/2014 14:52 - Canada - Calgary
Hard times
By psychopumpkin - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Boston
By Jusawkward - 01/10/2009 07:07 - United States
By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 12:54 - Australia
What ARE you doing?
By Anonymous - 27/09/2014 03:30 - New Zealand
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By kriseliz - 24/06/2013 04:09 - United States - Aurora
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OP here. Dude was obviously on drugs, incoherent, and, again, naked. When the police arrived, they found his clothes in a pile outside of my door, along with a crack pipe. I was with my disabled mother, and I was not opening that door.
By nosexforthee - 23/01/2015 19:25 - United States - Katy
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Oh wow I didn't think this would make it on there! Hello everyone, I am the original poster of this FML! No, I did not call the police. In other, more serious situations, I have. I did not say once that he was a danger to me, there was no need for him to get in trouble for this! It just made my night a lot harder! I left him be for a couple hours and when it came time for me to set up breakfast, I knocked on the bathroom door and gave him some coffee. He thanked me the next night. He seemed to be a very sweet man, just very very inebriated...