By Parental Support - 30/08/2013 04:11 - United States - Ellicott City

Today, I found out I was 13th in a graduating class of about 350 students. When I told my mother, without batting an eye, she told me, "Hey, shit floats". FML
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Same thing different taste

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Even though your Mother isn't proud, you should be. Congratulations, OP.

you should tell your mom that you feel like such a "son of a bitch" and see if she gets it

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tell that hoe shit don't fall too far from the asshole

Even though your Mother isn't proud, you should be. Congratulations, OP.

Redoxx_fml 22

Until you're cursed with bad luck for being number 13

That's not the main point. Besides, the number 13 is actually considered lucky in some cultures. Congrats OP :)

your moms a ****, punch her in the face that will teach the bitch

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you should tell your mom that you feel like such a "son of a bitch" and see if she gets it

Don't mind your mom. You did great OP! You have every reason to be very proud of yourself :)

Shit also stinks, especially with that attitude. She could have been a little more enthusiastic than that with her reaction. Way to go OP, congratulations!

If you had Asian parents like me, 13 would be good enough for now - they'll expect a 12 or lower the next year or semester. Also, I am forced to play sports on the varsity level, and play the damn violin.

as long as you do it well, it pays off :) good luck!

Geometric 18

Hey #12, like #14 said, it might seem annoying now, but extracurricular activities are what make the difference between being accepted into for example a residential college hall or not, at least in my country. They will benefit you in the future!! :)

Not all shit floats, some sink. But not you OP! Congrats!