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TorturedXeno 27

You can tell her the same thing thirty years from now when she wins her first game of bingo.

Even though your Mother isn't proud, you should be. Congratulations, OP.

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tell that hoe shit don't fall too far from the asshole

TorturedXeno 27

You can tell her the same thing thirty years from now when she wins her first game of bingo.

Or when she can't wipe her own ass?

is it bad that my shit sinks

46- Actually no. When your Shit sinks it usually means you're eating healthy. The Shit that floats contains fat. So if you're Shit floats often then it means your diet probably isn't so good.

That's when you throw her apple pie at her.

Not really that great of a try.

Even though your Mother isn't proud, you should be. Congratulations, OP.

Until you're cursed with bad luck for being number 13

That's not the main point. Besides, the number 13 is actually considered lucky in some cultures. Congrats OP :)

your moms a cunt, punch her in the face that will teach the bitch

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you should tell your mom that you feel like such a "son of a bitch" and see if she gets it

Don't mind your mom. You did great OP! You have every reason to be very proud of yourself :)

Shit also stinks, especially with that attitude. She could have been a little more enthusiastic than that with her reaction. Way to go OP, congratulations!

If you had Asian parents like me, 13 would be good enough for now - they'll expect a 12 or lower the next year or semester. Also, I am forced to play sports on the varsity level, and play the damn violin.

as long as you do it well, it pays off :) good luck!

Hey #12, like #14 said, it might seem annoying now, but extracurricular activities are what make the difference between being accepted into for example a residential college hall or not, at least in my country. They will benefit you in the future!! :)