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By Parental Support - 30/08/2013 04:11 - United States - Ellicott City

Today, I found out I was 13th in a graduating class of about 350 students. When I told my mother, without batting an eye, she told me, "Hey, shit floats". FML

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Same thing different taste

Nice try

By idiotwithaface - 23/09/2010 14:17 - United States

Today, I recently graduated from high school and I went to a college party. I met these girls and told them I graduated college already, to sound cool. I then heard one of them say, "I went to middle school with you, and I was in your math class." FML

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You deserved it 62 010

By Anonymous - 14/05/2010 23:19 - Canada

Today, I tripped in front of my graduation class of 225 and all of their relatives while receiving my diploma. FML

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You deserved it 4 850

Keep it down!

By LonelyStudent - 02/09/2019 19:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, while at a grocery store, I told my mom I had some good news. She exclaimed, "You finally got a boyfriend?!" No mom, just an A on my math test. FML

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You deserved it 172

Thanks Mom

By melissa - 13/12/2023 00:00 - United States

Today, my school sent me an email saying I would be transferred to another class this Monday. I told my mom about it. Turns out my drunk mom ran into my teacher at a bar and started berating her for being at the bar, instead of grading her “kid’s exam already.” I’m a high school senior. FML

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You deserved it 89

By Tymer - 23/11/2012 15:56 - Canada - Malahat

Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML

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You deserved it 3 832

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By Believe what you want to believe, I was there - 26/02/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I found out that, despite my above average performance in school, I was right in the middle of my class ranking at graduation. My school stated that your respect for others would affect your ranking, but the fact that nearly all of the people who placed above me were gigantic pricks says otherwise. FML

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You deserved it 149

By stillwaiting - 09/03/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, my mom called and told me I got accepted to my first-choice college. I got really excited and asked her to read me the letter. As she started to read it, she said, "Oops... uh, nevermind." FML

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You deserved it 3 149

By Anonymous - 21/09/2010 21:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML

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You deserved it 7 900

By scarred - 22/10/2009 12:30 - France

Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML

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You deserved it 3 257

By worldsmosthonestdad - 12/05/2017 14:00

Today, I got a call from my 8-year-old's 3rd grade teacher. Apparently a question went around class asking, "Why do you think you were put on this Earth?", and my son answered, "My dad says it's because I swam the fastest." FML

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You deserved it 570

Verst 16

Friday 30 August 2013 11:58

Even though your Mother isn't proud, you should be. Congratulations, OP.

Ambient25 24

Friday 30 August 2013 12:03

you should tell your mom that you feel like such a "son of a bitch" and see if she gets it

Comments

FuKcMee 32

Friday 30 August 2013 11:55

tell that hoe shit don't fall too far from the asshole

jsp16 24

Friday 30 August 2013 11:57

That's when you throw her apple pie at her.

izzie321 27

Friday 30 August 2013 12:40

Nice try.

ApollosMyth 22

Friday 30 August 2013 14:12

Not really that great of a try.

Verst 16

Friday 30 August 2013 11:58

Even though your Mother isn't proud, you should be. Congratulations, OP.

Redoxx_fml 22

Friday 30 August 2013 16:36

Until you're cursed with bad luck for being number 13

melolune 9

Friday 30 August 2013 22:03

That's not the main point. Besides, the number 13 is actually considered lucky in some cultures. Congrats OP :)

FuKcMee 32

Friday 30 August 2013 11:59

your moms a ****, punch her in the face that will teach the bitch

Wizardo 33

Friday 30 August 2013 12:02

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Ambient25 24

Friday 30 August 2013 12:03

you should tell your mom that you feel like such a "son of a bitch" and see if she gets it

Iostinparadise 1

Friday 30 August 2013 12:10

Don't mind your mom. You did great OP! You have every reason to be very proud of yourself :)

Cazz91 21

Friday 30 August 2013 12:17

Shit also stinks, especially with that attitude. She could have been a little more enthusiastic than that with her reaction. Way to go OP, congratulations!

Altar_fml 2

Friday 30 August 2013 12:22

If you had Asian parents like me, 13 would be good enough for now - they'll expect a 12 or lower the next year or semester. Also, I am forced to play sports on the varsity level, and play the damn violin.

aimeegoldberg 22

Friday 30 August 2013 12:25

as long as you do it well, it pays off :) good luck!

Geometric 18

Friday 30 August 2013 12:32

Hey #12, like #14 said, it might seem annoying now, but extracurricular activities are what make the difference between being accepted into for example a residential college hall or not, at least in my country. They will benefit you in the future!! :)