#1 posts always suck. They are always written by people who frantically type the first thing that comes to their mind, desperately trying to get the first comment in.

no, not always. remember redbluegreens post on this fml of a guy, dumped by his bf, because he couldn't remember the amount of days they where a couple? it was the first post and it coukd have ended there, because she said it all http://www.fmylife.com/love/4541155

Why do you guys care so much? OH_NOT_AGAIN isn't a troll, and he's not saying anything to get people angry. I don't see what the big deal is. @ OP-That kind of sucks, but shouldn't you be able to recharge it?

They care because the only thing they have in their lives in trying to be first on here, so when they dont get it they have to make fun of and/or bitch at the first poster. For me, i find the comments more entertaining than the actuall FML, because you have the idiots with no lives argueing about absolutely nothing. Usually brings a smile to my face in the morning :)

Couldn't agree more with #31 The little bitch-fights that people have over the whole "First!" thing are just ridiculous.

Your mother.

@ 12 maybe if u stop commenting on things other than the FML that just makes ur comment just as bad as #1s. and this comment makes mine as bad as urs and #1s but this is just 1 time um sure u do it all the time

You deserve it- use a landline phone. It's cheaper and it won't die.

Boo-fucking-hoo, this happens to me once a week

i don't see how that's lazy

By calling the guy, that's how he learns, dumbass.

you can't put the symptoms into google if you don't have an internet connection..

U like attention don't you?

dude u no ppl take this serious sometimes a$$ wipe y dnt u 4 being a F|_|cking annoying bi+ch