What? Santa isn't real? My life is a lie.

Pfffft, santa is a huge fake, the easter bunny, now that's real and ever so evasive

Bitch please he's real!! Santa's the only reason I can make cookies in December... and I'm Jewish! xD

But Santa is real! Who else brings presents in the middle of the night every year?

While shrek was based on a wrestler, the story certainly wasn't based on anything.

It has to be a true story. I've seen 4 ogres in my life so far. People call them the Baldwin brothers.. Haha.

Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

Wait... While you're add it? Huh?

My parents nor any other parents have told there kids Shrek was real, or put them in the same category as santa or the tooth fair.

He's such a ham.

But... but Farqaad died in the first movie

#26: Shush, you destroyer of hopes. Farquaad lives, and once we are married I will kill him and become ruler of Far-Far Away. *cackles evilly*

i think your expectations will come up short when you meet him in person.

But he got eaten by Dragon!

Yes! Please tell me more about how the next generation is doomed because of a few idiots.

With the name C-money no less.

31 It seems like there are many more idiots because they are the very vocal minority. I firmly believe that the film Idiocracy is a documentary that was sent from the future and reshot with actors. It feels like that is exactly how we're going to end up in a few decades.

I think you're ogrereacting a bit, #10