By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 06:19 - United States

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Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend, when my upstairs neighbor decided to take the longest piss known to man. He moaned the entire time. FML
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iLike2Teabag 27

Hey, sometimes relieving yourself can feel better than sex.

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ripresno 10

It's a competition now.

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crazytwinsmom 25

They probably already were and he was trying to point out that the sound carries between units.

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green2go 14
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He could be trying to pass a kidney stone

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mr_sarcastic416 29
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when you're passing a stone, you don't moan... you scream!!

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tifdunc 14
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He probably was telling you to stop

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iLike2Teabag 27

Hey, sometimes relieving yourself can feel better than sex.

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Enslaved 36
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I sometimes feel that way when I clean my ears with a Q-tip!(: Okay maybe not better but it still feels pretty damn good!

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andyyroxx 20
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I always feel this way when researching something incredibly specific and actually finding a forum/thread on it.

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FightMyLiger 19
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#2- Totally. I am way louder whilst taking an awesome piss than I am in bed. Unless of course I'm scratching both itches at once...

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zandalee 19
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Golden shower huh? #48...

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Geometric 18

That's when you turn the tables on your neighbour and moan as loudly as possible.

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buddy51 23
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He's pouring water from a bucket and moaning loud and long to try to get you two humping rabbits to shut up!!!

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Harshdfml 14

What.. Did it last like an hour or so..??

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AliStallings 5
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No one takes a piss for an hour..

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Harshdfml 14

The fact that the piss was the longest one known to man itself is crappy.. Even if it lasted say, 2 minutes at most, waiting for a couple of minutes doesn't need an FML.

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Keevarou 17
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You have obviously not tried drinking 5 liters of energy drinks before :P

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Harshdfml 14

The fact that the piss was the LONGEST in duration known to man itself is crappy. Even if the piss session lasted a couple of minutes, ATMOST, waiting till It finished should not be a big deal. An FML was far from required.

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emilyjgraham 34
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34, surely no one is that stupid?

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Laurenluvz 11

5 It doesn't really specify how long it was. It could just have seemed long to OP being the person who was hoping it would end.

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Pleonasm 35
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He's probably getting back at you for moaning like a banshee with a megahorn stuck in her trachea.

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bazzer69 3
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I hope he's actually taking a long piss and not something else if he's moaning the entire time...

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aalijahraj 10

Just piss! To me it seems two way which caused that kind of moaning...lol

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SuperDanielNL 23
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Blast some nice music during sex to drown out any background noise. I'm gonna be your god - Slayer, for example, or just some Marvin Gaye, whatever floats your boat.

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Enslaved 36
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Personal, I had to put my Reign in Blood album away. It scared me how catchy some of the songs were because when I later read some of its lyrics ex:"Angel of Death" I was truly horrified! I'm more of a Queensrÿche- "Operation: Mindcrime" type of girl! (:

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SuperDanielNL 23
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Slayer has some very disturbing lyrics, like Unit-731 and SS-3, which deal with genocide etc. Apart from that they rock. But it really drowns out all the noise, with more noise.

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Enslaved 36
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They also put on a hell of a show too. I've seen Slayer 3 times in concert but I went only to see their opening acts.(: They always had a huge following. The atmosphere's energy was incredible.

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SuperDanielNL 23
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Awesome, I am going to see them live for the first time this summer in august on "Lowlands" a large dutch 3-day open air festival.

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Dynosaur_dollie 38
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I would have to respectfully disagree, I love slayer but when they played with rob zombie they were not such a good show. They really should have played first, as rob is very theatric.

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Enslaved 36
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Rob Zombie opened up for Godsmack and I have to agree 100% His show was one of the top shows I've seen out of my LONG list of concerts. Last time I saw Slayer was at Mayhem. And they were great but could never compare to Slipknot. (:

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ydi_4_suking 20
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Slayer doesn't do much with lights or theatrics. The fans make it a show to never forget. When I saw them Marilyn Manson was headlining and he has good stage shows but he sounded horrible

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ironic_legacy 9
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I love how you guys just started talking about metal bands haha

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GoWithTheFro 9
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He was probably trying to drown you out.

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