By Anonymous - 02/03/2013 18:59 - United Kingdom
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That was an EXTREME amount of adjectives.
Lol at "fucknut"
I think pleogasm is more accurate considering he likely considers this fml an eyegasm. Hehe.
I love the anger in this one, so vivid.
^I agree with you. I had a movie scene all played out,in my head, while reading the FML post.
Pleonasm where the heck are you!? You've been summoned!
its only legal if he yells WA POW
Or "CLOTHESLINE!!"
Or "Roadhouse".
Or "Take a seat BITCH!"
I kept thinking of that joke "it's not rape if you say surprise" as I was reading these.
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Show it anyway77 - No.
116-I got the reference. THIS ISN'T A CAAAARRR!!
Shoot him in his steroid-shrunken balls.
He wouldn't have balls to shoot at anyway!
Why does he even carry a gun if he isn't going to shoot it?
Maybe he broke OP's shoulder first and then shot him?
You can also bunker if you're playing advanced.
#8 those are the side effects of taking steriods. If you take steriods you cant use your 'Gun'.
Exactly what I was thinking. Sue that bastard.
Make him pay for the medical bills. Shit's expensive.
He's from the UK :) we have the NHS here, so it's free
Manure is actually pretty cheap.
@95 If I understand you correctly, yes, a lot of people are to dumb to take care of themselves.
Yes god bless socialized medicine. It saves lives and when you are in possibly the worst situation of your life you don't need to choose between bankruptcy or your child's life. If I cut off my finger I wouldn't have to pony up thousands of dollars to have it reattached how awful! Who would want that! *eyeroll*
Whatever man I'm just fuckin glad we have the NHS! Knowing that money won't get in the way of your family's health -possible saving them in a life or death situation- is deffinately a good thing :)
*possibly
Why is it that every single FML seems to have at least one person suggesting a lawsuit? I'm not saying it isn't justified in some cases, but lawsuits don't magically solve everything.
26- I agree that people always say to sue someone. They usually tell the op to sue and it is for the most ridiculous reason. In this case, I think that if op sued then it would be justified.
Well, Americans are lawsuit happy I'd say. Still I know if it was me who was injured by this I would follow up with criminal charges, I wouldn't care it was my 'friend's' father.
Choke slamming works well for pro wrestlers
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Shoot him in his steroid-shrunken balls.
That was an EXTREME amount of adjectives.