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By Jusawkward - 01/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I went to my former high school's homecoming game. A classmate who I always had a crush on looks up and goes "Brian!", holding her arms out for a hug. I hug her and she seems a bit suprised but hugs back anyway. I get up and see another Brian from our class behind me. Shame. FML

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By bex - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML

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By Ghost - 14/12/2009 21:21 - United States

Today, I was at my 10-year high school reunion. I saw the girl I used to have a BIG crush on, so I decided to go over and say hi. She screamed when she saw me. Then she started hitting me, looking panicked. I calmed her down and asked why she hit me. She says, "Everyone thought you were dead"' FML

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By singleasapringle - 13/03/2016 06:41 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I went back to my high school for an event with some of my friends, both of which are in relationships. Whilst there we saw our favorite teacher, who hugged us and said, "I heard you have a boyfriend! And so do you!" And then she turned to me and said, "And... And you're doing great things!" FML

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By itwasajoke - 25/12/2016 21:23

Today, I ran into an old friend for whom I used to have feelings. I hadn't seen her in years, so I thought it would be funny if I went up to her and said, "Hey, you look familiar, do I know you?" She thought I had really forgotten her and burst into tears. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I saw my old high school crush in a grocery store. I panicked, because the last time I saw her, I was spouting embarrassing teenage incel horseshit at her, so I dodged out of view to look at something. She'd seen me, came over, and found me awkwardly crouched in the vegetable section, staring at a cucumber. FML

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By Heart-Broken - 09/04/2015 01:58 - Canada - Richmond

Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML

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By unluckymiss - 24/01/2010 06:03 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML

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Fight, flight, or freeze

By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 12:00 - Papua New Guinea - Port Moresby

Today, I ran into someone I'd never had a crush on in school, but because I've realised we have a lot in common, I get nervous whenever I see him. I was so near to him while paying for food that I had an anxiety attack, and had to leave quickly. FML

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What could've been…

By Anonymous - 05/03/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I randomly bumped into the girl of my dreams, my high school sweetheart whom I lost 15 years ago when my parents decided to emigrate us. I couldn’t help myself, I went up to her hoping the old spark was still there. She was just as sweet now as she was then, just heavily pregnant. FML

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By akward - 04/09/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, I began my job as an intern at a high school. I saw one of the students looked very familiar, and I couldn't remember from where. Then I figured it out, I had hooked up with him at a club last week. He's a junior in high school, I'm in my last year of college. FML

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Thursday 1 October 2009 16:15

Aw, embarrassing. But at least she didn't point out your mistake.

BurnDammit 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 16:30

Aww hun :) But atleast she didn't slap you or anything!She obviousily liked it :D

Comments

blakehilli8 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 16:15

FIRST BITCHES

sadistmonkey 19

Thursday 1 October 2009 17:37

is what the OP should've said

Armin_fml 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 18:42

nice one #15! :D

jakefml33 0

Monday 22 March 2010 4:25

what is OP?

pohkerfayce 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 7:00

lol.

lifeislife_fml 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 16:15

Aw, embarrassing. But at least she didn't point out your mistake.

CaptaiNiLL 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 7:17

I hate those like u think they r wavin at u but they r wavin at the person behind u

iampunk 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 2:15

I'm always the person behind.

DarkWaffle 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 3:19

I'm always the person that waves back, but when I see that it wasn't for me, I end up pretending I was just fixing my hair...

Razzle_McDazzle 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 23:02

Do you want me to be proud of you?

moonjuju5250 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 16:15

That's embarrassing!

BeeSkwaird 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 17:57

More embarassing for her. Not very quick on her toes... but at least she was kind about it.

admad_fml 1

Thursday 1 October 2009 16:26

Sucks to be You

BurnDammit 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 16:30

Aww hun :) But atleast she didn't slap you or anything!She obviousily liked it :D

srak 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 16:37

ooo...REJECTED!

AnonymousFunFMLs 18

Thursday 24 April 2014 21:46

OP wasn't really rejected the hug just wasn't for him...

fmlurlife 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 16:51

that sucks ∆

chanman 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 23:59

that sucks delta? as in d? as in... okay, I got it. haha. I had to type it out to understand what you meant.

IdolChatter 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 16:54

At least you got the hug reciprocated. Did you try to cop a feel too?

plexico 3

Thursday 1 October 2009 16:58

Be glad your name's not plexico! I never get any mistaken identity hugs!

Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 1 October 2009 17:01

Wait, aren't hugs a good thing? Oh hey, Plaxico! *Hugs* You impostor!!! >:(

f_alltheirlives 3

Thursday 1 October 2009 17:08

I hugged what I thought were Plexico... It was Mexico and now I'm sick by the drinking water :(

Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 1 October 2009 17:18

LOL.

plexico 3

Thursday 1 October 2009 18:33

Hugs are great! It's good to get the ones you deserve, but it's also nice to get a few extra from time to time because you have a common name. I guess the ones Plaxico is getting now are not too nice.

Freshman_fml 0

Friday 2 October 2009 1:23

#9 hahahaha lmao

lets_be_ian 5

Friday 2 October 2009 5:37

maybe you should try to sneak into some Texaco board meetings, or better yet, just drop by the Saudi royal palace, I am sure they would mistake plexico for Texaco quick enough to give you tons of hugs as well as some "kick backs" to continue to buy oil from them. Hell, they may hook you up with a harem, who gives a shit about a few hugs with your own harem.

plexico 3

Friday 2 October 2009 6:13

Actually, I ought to try to sneak back onto the New York Giants just before they play the Redskins again. I'll tell them I got out early and hope they don't notice that I've shrunk about a foot, turned white and slow and have hands of stone. (It's rough in the hoosgow!) Maybe then the damned Skins can finally win a ******* game!

lets_be_ian 5

Friday 2 October 2009 7:31

as long as you don't shoot your dick off next time you go out to "da club" things might actually work out for you. And I am damn surprised to hear a Texas boy give a rats ass about the Skins... I figured you were a cowboy for certain.