By Jusawkward - 01/10/2009 07:07 - United States
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Aw, embarrassing. But at least she didn't point out your mistake.
Be glad your name's not plexico! I never get any mistaken identity hugs!
maybe you should try to sneak into some Texaco board meetings, or better yet, just drop by the Saudi royal palace, I am sure they would mistake plexico for Texaco quick enough to give you tons of hugs as well as some "kick backs" to continue to buy oil from them. Hell, they may hook you up with a harem, who gives a shit about a few hugs with your own harem.
Actually, I ought to try to sneak back onto the New York Giants just before they play the Redskins again. I'll tell them I got out early and hope they don't notice that I've shrunk about a foot, turned white and slow and have hands of stone. (It's rough in the hoosgow!) Maybe then the damned Skins can finally win a fucking game!