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By Anonymous - 30/04/2014 14:52 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I decided to face one of my fears. I've never had a birthday party, out of fear that nobody would come. I sent out a mass text inviting people out for my birthday, trying to sound casual. The only replies I received were along the lines of, "Who the hell is this?" FML
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DrippingSarcasm 20

I would come to your birthday party. ☺️

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95DeVille 13

Happy birthday. Now you have had both a Jeep and now a Cadillac wish you a happy birthday. Not many can say that OP!

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classiceagle63 16

Can you say homeschooled!

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mkcontrollers 11

To the gamer In you! Happy day of leveling up!

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sweetest_jenn 18

It's my birthday today too :) HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US!!!

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Sassie8810 9

Thanks for the giggle, 35. I almost thought you knew something the rest of us didn't.

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JuliaaNoelle 26

It's my birthday too! :)

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DrippingSarcasm 20

I would come to your birthday party. ☺️

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Quackadoodledoo 13

Based on your name, I'm guessing you wouldn't.

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viva_la_blondes 15

Judging by #11's name We shouldn't listen to anything they say because they're a quack.

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MisterEx 28

^ for some odd reason, I am starting to believe #23's statement.

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myind_yabiness 13

According to my name I think y'all need to ...

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Futacy 29

This thread went from entertaining to "wtf" in 3.6 seconds.

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groovycrazyjoe 18

I agree with 71 . At first I was laughing then it went down hill. people started saying bizarre stuff

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cryptic26 12

More like you couldn't make it up the hill. I was quite amused with the direction the train was headed. Boo booooo.

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viva_la_blondes 15

Lol! Wow a girl said something that was something other than super super nice. She's OBVIOUSLY riding the cotton pony.

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746278Ab 14

Awe I'm sorry! I hope it gets better:) happy birthday!

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hippo1234 19

And cake. Alcohol and cake, and they will come.

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DeeDeeJay 15

What's a party without food or snacks? Can't forget about that either.

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sicksadworld1317 30

They're not forgetting the music. If you book them, they will come.

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hulopro 16

You need blackjack and hookers as well.

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BubbleGrunge 18

Take yourself out, OP, and buy yourself some drinks!

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TunaFireStarter 16

Yeah! You don't need some big party to have a good time! Happy birthday!

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KushCrushin89 10

And so starts that strange journey down that road to alcoholism...

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Marty20612 5

Aww I'm sorry.. Who needs people anyways!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY :)!!!

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oddities 20

A lot of people are douches, after all. Also, happy birthday, OP. (:|>

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appletreee 30

I'm sorry OP but on the bright side your day can only get better from now on! Happy Birthday!

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KushCrushin89 10

I'm pretty sure it could still get worse.

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Indianboy9321 25

That honestly sucks, I remember as a child that birthday parties were some of the most exciting things ever. I really hope you get to experience the same joy, so I will suggest inviting your friends in person to make the party all the more special, rather than wasting your time and money on people that don't know or care about you.

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