and the glass would break

No.. It would've caused an earthquake..

No the world could've ended.

No, the solar system would've imploded.

No, The Big Bang!

No, it destroyed the universe before ours and started a new big bang!

No, it wouldn't have moved. It takes more than a simple "huge shake" to move a Nokia.

No, it would cause a temporal shift and send us all back in time. Then it would start to become unstable, and collapse into itself, and shrink beyond its capacity into a ball of infinite mass, creating a black hole. And since no one has thoroughly explored a black hole, it's anyone's guess as to what happens next.

I'm afraid your wrong my friend. Nokia cannot become unstable.

you're*

Imagine if the Nokia vibrated O_O

How so? OP already knew it was somewhere between the sheets. Calling the phone would not have untangled it out of there, OP would have to shake the sheets anyway. Calling the mobile phone wouldn't stop the FML from happening.

I thought #4 meant it as call the shot before it happened first. Lol

No, 4 obviously meant that OP should have just asked the phone to come out first.

@#21: It could locate the exact area of the comforter where the phone was, so that the shaking wouldn't be so much needed.

A lot of people don't even have landlines anymore. And op might live alone or was home alone so there wasn't another phone available.

If I were OP, I miggght just flip out. Oh, pardon the 3G's there

It's ok, sometimes you've got to use extended.

I see you've-rison above the need to continue the puns.

Let's hope that's not a Cingular quality

Not really, things tend to fly out of a blanket comforter if something is inside it and you give it a huge shake.

The surprising part is that it just happened to fly directly into the glass of water, not that it shot out of the sheets..

And an exceptionally fine shot too

Either way, if she shook it that hard, it would have flown into a wall or something and broke into pieces.