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Today, my girlfriend and I were going through some troubles in our relationship, and she said to me, "No offense, but I really hope no other relationship I have in the future will be like this one." Some offense taken. FML

#20141147
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22431) - you deserved it (2750)

On 10/31/2012 at 12:22am - love - by anon (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at school, I have to do a 45 minute presentation with a girl who has panic attacks so bad that she cries, runs out of the room, and sometimes passes out. This presentation terrifies her and it's a major part of my final grade. FML

#20192286
122 comments

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On 12/05/2012 at 12:04pm - misc - by Murlocmurk - United States

Today, I have Hello Kitty band-aids on my nips because I dozed off while tanning and burned them extra crispy. FML

#21062623
98 comments

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On 02/16/2014 at 5:23pm - health - by extra crispy or original recipe (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I dropped my car keys down the elevator shaft at my dorm. I had parked my car at a parking meter, and now had no way to get change out of my car. It took six hours for someone to get my keys, and I now have a $75 parking ticket. FML

#9128496
53 comments

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On 03/16/2010 at 9:31am - misc - by Lea (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I drove home from work, only to find both my next-door neighbours loudly arguing in the middle of my driveway. I got out and asked them what the hell was going on, only to find out one of their inbred kids had put a brick through my back window, and each is claiming the other did it. FML

#18954545
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22429) - you deserved it (2003)

On 01/30/2012 at 6:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I took my driver's test. I was confident and thought everything would go well. My boss ended up calling me several times during the test. Turns out my colleague never showed up to cover for me, and my boss blamed me. Not only did I fail my test, I'm now suspended from work too. FML

#20397879
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22430) - you deserved it (2299)

On 12/13/2012 at 12:04pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bromley)

Today, while my mom was out, my family agreed upon the assumption that she has a "shopping problem." I argued against it for quite a while, until she pulled up minutes later with a what seemed like a life-time supply of canned condensed milk. FML

#13016642
100 comments

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On 09/12/2010 at 7:34am - money - by concernedson - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML

#21382179
72 comments

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On 03/26/2015 at 11:28pm - misc - by comfort_ - United States (Georgia)

Today, my 10 year old brother won the poem contest at his school. Since then he won’t stop bugging me with them. FML

#319
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22424) - you deserved it (7661)

On 11/17/2008 at 3:53am - kids - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML

#10481687
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22422) - you deserved it (5409)

On 05/12/2010 at 5:49am - health - by nick - United Kingdom (London)

Today, the only reason my husband agreed to marriage counselling is because he finds our therapist attractive. FML

#21434782
67 comments

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On 07/01/2015 at 9:35am - love - by ouch - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband ruined the laundry once again. He forgot to empty his pants pockets before washing them. Last time he left an ink pen in them. This time it was a strawberry. FML

#21432612
114 comments

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On 06/27/2015 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML

#18071485
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22419) - you deserved it (13831)

On 10/25/2011 at 11:00am - health - by Michael - Australia



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