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By Anon - 19/06/2024 12:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML

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Wednesday 19 June 2024 16:59

And now everyone knows what it sounds like when someone with their head up their ass sneezes.

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Wednesday 19 June 2024 16:59

And now everyone knows what it sounds like when someone with their head up their ass sneezes.

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