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Today, I saw a very attractive young woman struggling wit some boxes . Te seduction attempt resulted in me carrying 60lbs of items for 30mins . Wen we got to er apartment, se tanked me an introduced me to er boyfriend . FML

#20579784
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On 04/07/2013 at 8:33pm - misc - by JacktheRussian (man) - United States

Taday I Went To A River Near My House . They Have Several Swing Ropes That You Grab An Then Jump Into The River . As I Was About To Let Go Of The Rope, My Leg Got Tangled An I Was Held Underwater . My Mom Watched An Laughed Fir Ahile Before She Came To Help Me . FML

#19585555
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On 05/07/2012 at 1:25am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I was leaving the car wash when I saw my friend walking on the sidewalk!! I pulled over next to her an asked if she wanted a ride!! Only after getting a face full of the soda she was drinking did I realize I was talking to a complete stranger!! FML

#13818357
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On 11/12/2010 at 7:24pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my husband has been painting our house all weekend and plans to finish the job after work today. I decidd to surprise him by completing the job myself. Painting the last window frame, I droppd the open tin ofhite paint, right onto our car roof. FML

#14696653
64 comments

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On 01/24/2011 at 9:43am - misc - by Llaurin (woman) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

TODAY WE AD OUR ANNUAL OFFICE CRISTMAS PARTY. TE TEME OF TE PARTY WAS "UGLIEST SWEATER". TE WINNER WAS A SWEATER TAT I AVE AN EXACT REPLICA OF IN MA CLOSET. IT'S MA FAVORITE 'SPECIAL OCCASION'... 'FAMILY PORTRAIT' AN 'OLIDAY' SWEATER. FML

#6695498
31 comments

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On 12/10/2009 at 3:52pm - misc - by NotHauteCouture (woman) - United States

TODAY, I COULDN’T HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH MY FIANCÉ UNLESS IT WAS ABOUT DRAGON BALL Z. FML

#19122021
197 comments

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On 02/20/2012 at 10:53am - love - by DBZ (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today , I told mah 10 year old brother I was turning 23. He said , "You ned to get a boyfriend." real FML

#1565
16 comments

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On 01/18/2009 at 9:30am - kids - by NVP - United States (Ohio)

Today , I tried to get over mah childhood phobia of syringe by donating blood. The phlebotomist hadn't even touched the needle before I started sobbing hysterically. They made me leave. FML

#13219092
151 comments

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On 09/27/2010 at 3:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today after leaving work at 10 pm I took a shortcut to the highway!! After getting lost mah GPS informed me that the service was unavailable and I should try back in an hour!! This occurred moments before I ran out of gas!! FML

#8861127
70 comments

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On 03/06/2010 at 1:16am - misc - by Lost... (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulld up to pick me up from his house. My dad beepd his horn and my boyfriend opend his bedroom curtain, knockd on the window, and wavd. While he was still inside of me. FML

#7232950
97 comments

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On 01/09/2010 at 8:25am - intimacy - by ohdeargodthatswrong (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

I was preparing a dinner 4 some busines associates, in opes of closing te deal on a promotion. I emaild tem wit te menu, in case tere were any allergies. Hours later, I ceckd te email again to fine tat instead of serving te Roast Duck I would be serving te Roast Fuck. FML

#2282414
173 comments

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On 05/25/2009 at 5:42pm - misc - by wordmalfunction (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, mah husband recorded me getting out of bed an sleepwalking all the way into the backyard an straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML

#19806951
70 comments

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On 06/18/2012 at 12:05pm - misc - by Myriam (woman) - Maldives (Maale)

Today, it's mah best friend's brthday . It's also the frst year I've had her gift purchased, wrapped and mailed on time . The post office lost the parcel . FML



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