Don't Touch My Fries These aren't beetles... This is Sparta! I agree, your life sucks 457 I agree, your life sucks 457 You deserved it 109 You deserved it 109 8 3 11 60 By FML Approved - / Sunday 22 October 2017 04:00 /
Today, my aunt informed me that my cousin's only problem with his girlfriend is that she's not me. FML I agree, your life sucks 6 I agree, your life sucks 6 You deserved it 1 You deserved it 1 1
Today, my wife had a nip-slip. At my family reunion. In front of everyone. FML I agree, your life sucks 0 I agree, your life sucks 0 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0 1
Canada Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and...
Australia Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?"...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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