Don't Touch My Fries These aren't beetles... This is Sparta! I agree, your life sucks 455 I agree, your life sucks 455 You deserved it 108 You deserved it 108 8 3 11 59 By FML Approved - / Sunday 22 October 2017 04:00 /
Today, I heard my husband repeating the name “Kristen” in his sleep. I’m not Kristen. FML I agree, your life sucks 1135 I agree, your life sucks 1135 You deserved it 129 You deserved it 129 21
Today, my gallstones flared up so bad an ambulance was called. I needed the strongest painkillers they could supply and had even more at the hospital.... I agree, your life sucks 6 I agree, your life sucks 6 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
Norway Today, I met a really sweet cute guy on a dinner date. Too bad he was the waiter instead of my date. FML
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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