By motherlylove - 08/07/2018 15:00
The Top
By KillerChipmunk - 01/06/2017 12:08
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Looking good
By people will think I'm Shelley Duvall - 08/06/2017 20:00
At least it wasn't rotting coconut?
By Getmeoutofhere - 10/08/2017 23:15 - Australia
By Anonymous - 02/02/2017 03:49 - United States - Arlington
Lejuicyfruit tells us more.
OP here! My first FML got published, yay! Not sure why the heck it says I posted this from Texas... I'm from Colorado. And I'm also not a guy. *shrugs* Anyway, thank you all for the nice comments! I feel like a fool, but at least I tried to help a kitty in need. Even if it was just a plastic bag.
A bit early for all that
By Anonymous - 09/04/2017 20:00
By MagicS2 - 09/05/2017 21:00 - Brazil
More whine?
By Sonofaquiche - 30/06/2017 22:00 - Germany - Gochsheim
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Hey guy and girls, OP here. As someone mentioned drinking age is different in Germany. Roughly speaking: Beer and Wine at the age of 16, the hard stuff at 18. So don't worry about me being an underage drinker ;) they probably thought so since i had someone over before, when they were gone, but always told them. They're cool with it though. Also i definitely do not have an alcohol problem. Actually i rarely drink at all. These were just two nights in a row on which i enjoyed sitting outside, looking at the sunset, listening to music and drinking a glass or two of wine. So i didn't even get drunk. Concerning the drink from the bottle tip: rest assured it will be taken into consideration for the next time :D
Creepy
By Justinthebox - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
By Anonymous - 19/06/2017 02:00
By horribletimeeverywhere74747 - 11/04/2018 19:00 - United States - Navarre
By TiredMommy - 21/04/2017 00:00 - United States - Southbridge
#blessed
By Loney - 22/04/2018 19:00
By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 14:00
Happiest place on Earth
By DwarvenWalrus - 16/08/2017 01:30
By Erica - 09/12/2018 03:00 - Australia - Sydney
By I can't stand leg puns - 20/08/2018 22:11 - United Kingdom - Feltham
I can't stand leg puns! tells us more.
Hi all! OP here! So, to start off, thanks for all the support (and sorry for firing off last time!). To the one or two of you who think I should be able to stand, first: the disabled seating is there for a reason; second: when you're standing on the bus you use your toes to help you balance a bit, and if you can't move toes on one leg it's a bit difficult. Third: My leg's basically a metal pole with a foot on the end, it's not one of the fully realistic ones, and I was wearing shorts so it was kinda obvious. Next, to those saying she may have been disabled in her own way: Unless she was severely mentally disabled, she still didn't need to shout at me, and I know her locally, she's just a bit of a bitch. Also there was only like 2 other people on the bus, and about 6 free disabled seats, she just wanted MY seat. And yes I realise I post a lot of stuff, life sucks haha. It isn't as consistent as my posting makes it appear, some of these stories happened a while ago, but how many FMLs actually happened that day? I'll try and think of another for you guys next week hahaha. And to whoever said I need my own section on FML, I won't complain hahaha. Thanks for reading the rant, see ya!
By Smokey - 31/07/2017 00:30
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By job hunter - 18/05/2017 18:00 - United States - New York
By ShanghaiSamuel - 30/01/2018 15:00 - China - Shanghai
By Anonymous - 30/11/2018 05:00 - Canada - Richmond Hill
By WiseGuy0481 - 19/12/2016 20:18 - United States
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When we were together it was constant comments about how I was barely staying afloat and "how could I take care of her if I could barely take care of myself?". I was trying everything I could to make her happy but she would not let it go. It ended up being part of the reason we split. That was almost a year ago. I now work for a great company and make really good money. I just bought my car last month. I see her coming out of the store and all those talks came shooting back into my head. I just wanted her to see me happy and doing well....ok I wanted her to feel dumb and regret splitting up. Nevertheless I blared the music and slowly rolled right into a car backing out. Luckily it barely scratched it. I saw no regret in her eyes, laughter yes, regret no. So yes I deserved it. Karma sucks.
By Anonymous - 29/05/2018 02:33
By SeeingGreen - 07/05/2017 18:00 - Australia - Melbourne
By Flyyyy - 26/01/2018 01:30 - Italy - Lissone
Tasty
By chew toy - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne
Technically Correct: The Best Kind of Correct
By Sufia - 28/10/2017 19:51
By Melonn3105 - 14/08/2017 21:45 - Brunei
Keywords
Hey OP here! I really really hate elevators, but we were on the 9th floor of our hotel, so that's a lot of stairs to do in cosplay (I was at a con). The elevator wasn't too bad actually but this happening set me back a bit. I reported it to the front desk as soon as I had calmed down, and security walked me back up. In the morning, they came back to take my full statement so they could file a proper police report. For the rest of the weekend, I was carrying my pepper spray and had my phone camera ready to take pictures if I saw them again. Thankfully I didn't.