By Walter_Sobchak7 - 12/08/2017 01:30
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Creepy
By Justinthebox - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
More whine?
By Sonofaquiche - 30/06/2017 22:00 - Germany - Gochsheim
Sonofaquiche tells us more.
By TiredMommy - 20/04/2017 18:00 - United States - Southbridge
A bit early for all that
By Anonymous - 09/04/2017 20:00
Erection for Protection
By zingle af - 26/07/2017 20:00
By horribletimeeverywhere74747 - 11/04/2018 13:00 - United States - Navarre
By Anonymous - 19/06/2017 02:00
At least it wasn't rotting coconut?
By Getmeoutofhere - 10/08/2017 17:15 - Australia
By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 14:00
#blessed
By Loney - 22/04/2018 19:00
By I can't stand leg puns - 20/08/2018 21:11 - United Kingdom - Feltham
I can't stand leg puns! tells us more.
Hi all! OP here! So, to start off, thanks for all the support (and sorry for firing off last time!). To the one or two of you who think I should be able to stand, first: the disabled seating is there for a reason; second: when you're standing on the bus you use your toes to help you balance a bit, and if you can't move toes on one leg it's a bit difficult. Third: My leg's basically a metal pole with a foot on the end, it's not one of the fully realistic ones, and I was wearing shorts so it was kinda obvious. Next, to those saying she may have been disabled in her own way: Unless she was severely mentally disabled, she still didn't need to shout at me, and I know her locally, she's just a bit of a bitch. Also there was only like 2 other people on the bus, and about 6 free disabled seats, she just wanted MY seat. And yes I realise I post a lot of stuff, life sucks haha. It isn't as consistent as my posting makes it appear, some of these stories happened a while ago, but how many FMLs actually happened that day? I'll try and think of another for you guys next week hahaha. And to whoever said I need my own section on FML, I won't complain hahaha. Thanks for reading the rant, see ya!
By ShanghaiSamuel - 30/01/2018 22:00 - China - Shanghai
By Anonymous - 29/11/2018 23:00 - Canada - Richmond Hill
By WiseGuy0481 - 19/12/2016 20:18 - United States
WiseGuy0481 tells us more.
When we were together it was constant comments about how I was barely staying afloat and "how could I take care of her if I could barely take care of myself?". I was trying everything I could to make her happy but she would not let it go. It ended up being part of the reason we split. That was almost a year ago. I now work for a great company and make really good money. I just bought my car last month. I see her coming out of the store and all those talks came shooting back into my head. I just wanted her to see me happy and doing well....ok I wanted her to feel dumb and regret splitting up. Nevertheless I blared the music and slowly rolled right into a car backing out. Luckily it barely scratched it. I saw no regret in her eyes, laughter yes, regret no. So yes I deserved it. Karma sucks.
By motherlylove - 08/07/2018 15:00
By Anonymous - 14/02/2018 08:30
Happiest place on Earth
By DwarvenWalrus - 16/08/2017 01:30
By job hunter - 18/05/2017 12:00 - United States - New York
By Smokey - 31/07/2017 00:30
By Flyyyy - 26/01/2018 01:30 - Italy - Lissone
By joarasmi - 01/06/2018 05:00
By SeeingGreen - 08/05/2017 02:00 - Australia - Melbourne
By Erica - 09/12/2018 13:00 - Australia - Sydney
By Melonn3105 - 15/08/2017 03:45 - Brunei
By Anonymous - 29/05/2018 02:33
Tasty
By chew toy - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne
By Jim - 12/04/2018 01:30
By full of losses - 29/07/2018 13:00 - United States
The first step is admitting you have a problem: take away is bad for you.
By Tyr88 - 05/03/2017 02:00 - Australia - Blakehurst
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Hey guy and girls, OP here. As someone mentioned drinking age is different in Germany. Roughly speaking: Beer and Wine at the age of 16, the hard stuff at 18. So don't worry about me being an underage drinker ;) they probably thought so since i had someone over before, when they were gone, but always told them. They're cool with it though. Also i definitely do not have an alcohol problem. Actually i rarely drink at all. These were just two nights in a row on which i enjoyed sitting outside, looking at the sunset, listening to music and drinking a glass or two of wine. So i didn't even get drunk. Concerning the drink from the bottle tip: rest assured it will be taken into consideration for the next time :D