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Cheesy delight

  Today, I was going down on my boyfriend, only while I was down there I noticed he had an ungodly amount of dick cheese under his foreskin. He’s now mad at me for blueballing him, even though he’s clearly the one at fault for being a filthy pig. FML
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  PenguinPal3017  |  19

I don't think that you know what that words means

By  inappropes  |  31

I am a 27 year old man. Never in my life have I had any amount of any "dick cheese." But then again I shower daily. Do not even want to think of how long you have to not clean yourself to get something like that.


Given that the cheese was under his foreskin, he definitely was intact. Circumcised men do not have foreskin, that's precisely the difference.

oh and yuk, find someone who practises hygiene, OP!

  PenguinPal3017  |  19

I have you beat. 29 year old man. Have never had dick cheese. This guy must have zero hygiene and maybe medical issues. So gross.

By  Sonotsuave  |  33

This makes me appreciate my innocence, I don’t want to know and I sure as hell could have lived without any imagery that may have came to mind while reading, thank you

By  Charlie Given  |  24

Umm not to brag but once while working in a very remote area where we didn't have access to bathing facilities and water was rationed I had to go 11 days without washing and I did not get any dick cheese so how long has it been since your boyfriend washed or is it semi dried pussy juices, like when ya have a great long fuck session and if a guy don't wash that off soon after it becomes like a creamy consistency which I guess could be confused as a cheesy substance

By  Mungolikecandy  |  19

Not only is that disgusting (and a simple wash on a daily basis would sort it) but it also is a major cause of dick cancer,