By :$ - 06/08/2012 22:08 - Canada - Niagara Falls
The Top
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Timing
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Anatomy lesson
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Bad mom
By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 14:34 - United States
Hang in there, Grandma
By Anonymous - 09/03/2017 20:00
Gross, dudes!
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SystemofaBlink41 tells us more.
By jellyybean - 05/09/2011 17:05 - United States
Get a load of this guy?
By Anonymous - 22/02/2022 22:00
TW: Gross
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By Zolesz96 - 30/08/2011 16:39 - Hungary
Zolesz96 tells us more.
It was a bit of awkward. The girl was a twenty-something and her boyfriend was over thirty. Jó látni a magyar kommenteket.
Master manipulator
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Turkey
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By Lepisma - 26/06/2013 07:19 - United States - College Station
Lepisma tells us more.
I usually handle smaller spiders okay unless they surprise me, but these guys were big. This happened at about 1 am last night and my housemate was asleep, so a vacuum was not an option. I did use big spray. In fact, I nailed the first one three times and it shrugged it off like a BAMF (it was a Texan spider, after all). I actually already have a cat - two, in fact. They were very interested in the spiders, but I didn't want them to get bitten, so I didn't let them get close enough to attack. I finally got the first one in a cup with a lid and filled that sucker up with the bug spray. That worked! Then I saw the second one and about died, myself. It ended up under a cup eventually, too, and met Mr. Shoe. Thanks for the suggestions, though - they made me laugh!
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Milkmaid
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This week's illustrated FML
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Neverending
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No, but I'm not giving her any ideas...