Master manipulator

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Turkey

Today, my cat learned how to flush the toilet while I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. FML
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RedPillSucks 31

Did he put the lid up?

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amerwin 3

Mr. Jenks!!! Cats lack opposable thumbs, Focker.

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RedPillSucks 31

Did he put the lid up?

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KittehSayzRAWR 0

...does he say RAWR?

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thatbrasilianchi 0

thats what u get for havin a cat! they r evil!

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Infamous_Hawk 6

when you flush the toilet while the shower is running, the shower water gets really hot

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fmlwinnn 0

simple solution: close all doors to the bathrooms before you take a shower, and make sure your kitty isn't in a bathroom before you close the door.

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o0Semper0Fi0o 0

I think u mean the water turns cold, cause that's hot it works at my house

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skittle68 0

It depends on whether you have hot water or cold running to your toilet. If it's cold, like most peoples', the shower will turn hot because the toilet is causing there to be less water pressure on the cold side in the shower.

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gladstone123 5

Or she could think there's somebody in the washroom with her taking a silent dump.

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Ran3 0

this is the worst ******* fml. there's a thing in life called dealing with it. try it.

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stronghand0331 17

He's gonna be climbin' in yo' window... And rape you too. Evil pussy.

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amerwin 3

Mr. Jenks!!! Cats lack opposable thumbs, Focker.

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leelee12_fml 0

Fail! The cats name is Jinxi, not mr. jenks. just sayinn.

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Schizomaniac 24

My thoughts exactly.

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docscientist 9

If he can flush the toilet, doors will only delay him.

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catatonicsleep 17

he could have flushed a toilet in another room....

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Sayhwhat 0

Exactly what i was thinking. Come on OP who takes a shower with the door wide open?

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snhahn 3

My cat can open a closed door. I have to lock it in order to have privacy anywhere.

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White_Fury 0

How is this an FML?

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coderedz 0

I'm guessing one of those things were the shower water goes cold when flushing

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White_Fury 0

why the eff was my comment moderated?? All I said was 'I don't see how this is an FML' the mods don't need to get their feelings hurt. geez.

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canadian_ftw 8

this kind of reminds me of my cat. he likes to play with the toilet water. every time we flush the toilet, he comes running. I supose it won't be long until he learns how to flush the toilet... -.-

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mnemonicdaze 0

My cat does the same thing and it's so cute to see him hanging over the edge of the toilet looking at the water. He looks so excited.

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BoCo_fml 9

I think zombiekitten meant to say people, because it sounds cute. Not everything needs to be typed in perfect grammar.

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zombiekitten87 12

yeah it was actually a 'simpsons' quote, I do know how to speak english properly lol :-P

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WallyTheWombat 0

Yea that was something Homer Simpson said lol. Good try though, zombie. I appreciated it.

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