It would've been awesome if he came in and went in and did the Darth vader voice while saving OP

I guess coincidence works, I would have gone with irony myself.

but I'm still wondering what OP's hair was doing close to a ceiling fan.. anyone care to enlighten me?

U can't be serious. You really thought op was using a ceiling fan.

Help you are my father...

You just went full retard, never go full retard.

Haha the irony

Ermagerrrd! Op put hur hurr in er ceiling furrrmn! THAT is full retard.

I promise coincidence is correct. I'm an English major. :)

An English major should know that "coincidence" should have been put in quotation marks like I just did.

Glad you caught that, DocBastard. What a bastard.

The FML would enlighten you if you actually read it.

"Luke, I am your…FATHER!! Help me!!"

Well, "coincidence" does work better than "irony". People have been abusing the word "irony" so much, I doubt many people actually know the definition without looking it up.

How did op's hair get caught in the fan? The fan would've blown op's hair away, not sucked it in.

No, Po. You are not my father. How would that work?

"I'm sorry you had to find out this way. You're adopted" That's probably how it would work.

Wait... I'm adopted?!

127) No. I am your mother. I'm a mother ******* time traveler. You confused, bro? .... So am I. ._.

Tempting especially when a fan is right in front of you. That's why I hold my hair back. After reading this FML...never again..not without my hair tied back in a pony.

Did he pick the fan up and throw it down a long downwards chimney thing after saving you?

Well actually the line is "NO, I am you father!"

You father? Hm. I would have never guessed.

Oooooh I missed an r! Big deal.

No, that would be your typing.

The **** are you trying to say?

5, Linkinpark (FMLer) would hate you for this. If no one understand my comment, it's from her bio.

Hold on people! Let me just insert #5's comment into the "Caps Lock Chaos" slot... *whirr* *beep* *vttt! vttt!* Really? Epic fail! (deleted extra exclamation marks so she/he isn't shouting and is using their inside voice *hint hint*) Like, Oh my God (text abbreviation: OMG) guys, I'm so hip! Woo! The ants went marching two by two to fetch a pail of water *zzt zzt* Phew! Even though the machine is sparking, I think it has done a proper job! ... Now if everyone would like to quickly exit out of the room before it explodes, it would be deeply appreciated.

SonOfAMitch - My lawyers will be contacting you shortly for your blatant copyright infringement of the Idiot-English Translation Engine. Shame on you, sir.

Epic, Fail, Like, Omg, Guys, I'm, So, Hip, Lol, and wow stupid idiot

99 tried a little to hard there.

I think my IQ just dropped a little after reading that comment.

Have fun getting moderated for text speak.

I think#5 is trying to communicate

*No one. Noone isn't a word.

She probably just accidentally missed the space. Edit- I forgot you could edit stuff.

Might be dumb for asking this but..how the hell do you edit stuff!? I always misspell something and want to fix it. I'm on the app though, if that makes a difference.

On the app you have an 80 second window where you can edit the comment . All you have to do is slide the comment to the right to bring the editor back up.

Thank you! I'm going to try it right now haha. I did it! Lol.

Haaha wow guys I just missed the space between no and one and I didn't realise :') No need for such hate over something so small :L You FMLers are so pedantic!

140, Points for pedantic!

I'm sorry, but there is something about your profile pic that makes me instinctively want to thumb you down.

There I changed it. Can I get a thumbs up for no longer having a weird pic?

I realized how stupid my comment is... Next Time have your hair in a pong tail OP.

33- I'd hate to break the news to you, but no one really cares if you changed your profile pic.

33 - 29 seems to have cared as well as two others.

47, oh sorry, my sincerest apologies, I didn't notice 29s comment or that you changed your pic, because I had no way to tell. Sorry ;(

32, also a tip for later FMLs, people will thumb you down if you ask for thumbs up.

...what's a pong tail?

A hair style based off the shape of a ping pong ball's tail... Obviously

Take a ping-pong ball, poke a hole in it, and stick your hair through it...that is a pong tail.

It's ok 57 and thanks for the advice.

I'm curious to know what 11's profile photo was now. :0

I'm curious as well, but then again. I'm afraid to see it.

I was just thinking that, how could OP's hair have gotten stuck in the fan?

Yeah, but you're not correct. Fans come in all shapes sizes and types, and ya know, people can move their bodies around the room to stand behind stuff. Shocking concept, huh?

If only it was possible to, I don't know, be on the opposite side of the fan.

But most desk fans come with some kind of guard so things won't get stuck

Voice effect. Duh?