Today, I got on an elevator at the mall, along with a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl talking on her cell. She spent the whole ride telling the person on the other end how hideous I looked and how I look like a pregnant sperm whale. I was too humiliated to even say anything. FML
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makaramiracles
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D'aww. 99.3% of my generation sucks, sorry OP.
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TairyHesticals
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Op you should of said something.
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TairyHesticals
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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ahti546
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Sperm whales are cool at least :)
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lmfao1643
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turn your other cheek like Jesus said
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VaanBasch
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Should have*
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ThomasScott
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Tell her you hope she grows up like a poor batman.
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IphonFML
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Wtf. Thats just sad. Slap the shit out of the child
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dressedskeleton
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People like that eventually turn the people they love against them too, because of that kind of attitude.. But OP, seriously, you need to stick up for yourself!
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alycion
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I'd you turn the other cheek, that one just gets slapped too. You don't have to stoop to someone's level to keep from being a verbal punching bag.
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stewpididiot
| 11
Seriously ?? And let that little twat go on thinking its OK to act like that ?? FUCK NO !!! OP should have started yelling about the smell in the elevator& that someone's mom should have a talk about feminine hygine !!
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stephhrunsaway
| 21
I know that feel. I work with middle schoolers (12-13 year olds). One of them stole my iPhone and another told me to "Shut the fuck up!" Kids these days are so rude, and when it happens, it's shocking.
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Calyx_fml
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Or even better, take her cell phone and drop it into the elevator door gap.
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PeeNaught
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GOD help my kids they talk to or about anyone like that...
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Nbackus9
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Normally teens only do stupid stuff like that when they are hanging out with their friends, but since she was alone, that's just wrong. I'm sorry OP.
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tjv3
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Yeah OP you should have said something . Way to not have a spine
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BeasterGaming
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Ur a douchebag
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wonderfool1990
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wow...kids these days
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lois2113
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208- she was on the phone, she could have been trying to impress whoever she was talking to.
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colliebuddz420
| 7
Nut up and say something
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thacar
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Educate the little girl about manners!
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j_cat187
| 19
Mamas gonna teach you some manners!
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slurshies
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62 - *papa's
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TheMysticSilas
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I woulda killed the bratty bitch.
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MarisaCB
| 16
I know, seriously. OP should have stuck up for themselves, even if it was a roundhouse kick. Anything would be better than just... nothing.
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
I'd call her a bitch right in front of her tits!!!
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Jaxx66
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Naah! OP could possibly get in trouble for talking to a child he doesn't know, the world is not nice. :(
Buuut! A fun thing to do, OP? Start coughing, little ones... Rolling into big ones, then hacking- whole opened mouth- loud disgusting ones! Then laugh your ass off when you get of the elevator.
Buuut! A fun thing to do, OP? Start coughing, little ones... Rolling into big ones, then hacking- whole opened mouth- loud disgusting ones! Then laugh your ass off when you get of the elevator.
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makaramiracles
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D'aww. 99.3% of my generation sucks, sorry OP.
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rainbowsforall
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I agree, our generation is very stupid with too few exceptions...
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Fuzzidio
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I blame stupid parents, my parents always taught me to respect people...and insult them where they can't hear
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Ch0sen
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I only partially blame the stupid parents. If the world of technology we live in didn't make everything so easy and spoil our lazy asses rotten since birth, half of these disappointments might actually have made something of themselves.
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NanillaVipples
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I'm sick of the sense of entitlement held by so many people like they're owed something.
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Roevera
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I'm glad I was born before iPods, tablets, DS's, xbox, playstations, google, Facebook, twitter, unlimited texting and so on. When I was a kid I learned to play with toys, and entertain myself. I have a sister with an 11 year difference and can you ever see the difference in upbringing..
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CallMeMcFeelii
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I enjoy my iPod, tablet, DS, Xbox, uh..what else was there? But seriously technology isn't to blame. Hell I could say that the Nintendo 64 caused me to grow a mustache and try to catch the stars but is that true? Hell yeah! Haha.
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Pandacupcakelove
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That's what I thought! Man I'm embarrassed to be part of this generation...
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atitud3
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I love that comment of yours. Exactly how I feel as well :)!
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ColdplaySucks
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My childhood toys involved legos and hot wheel cars. Those days are long gone.
Nowadays, I see 5-6 year olds playing iPods...
Nowadays, I see 5-6 year olds playing iPods...
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beatlegirl27
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I am apologizing for our stupid bitches and assholes in our generation.
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jetsown08
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We are the 0.7%!!
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ishuvaibhav
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What's Op?
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CallMeMcFeelii
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I don't know why people thumbed you down, pal. But OP stands for original poster. The person who wrote the FML.
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chillyCholo
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I'm pretty sure it stands for Orkish President
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The_F3rris
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I think it stands for "Original Poster" ? I could be wrong...ya can use your brain and figure it out yourself like everyone else ya know...
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Celestia1982
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I'm 7 years younger than my husband. We both were born before the dazzling array or distractions available now. However, when our power goes out, I'm content to grab a flashlight and a book. He starts pulling his hair out inside an hour...doesn't have a clue how to amuse himself...
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mikuxxhatsune
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Really it is just the upbringing. I'm happy to read a book and put away my phone. Other kids my age would probably whine or cry.
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Hiimhaileypotter
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Should've told her to go fuck herself. And then you should've shoved the phone up her ass. :P
Yeah she's young, I guess, but that doesn't give her the right to treat you like shit. If they don't get taught a lesson, they won't learn.
Yeah she's young, I guess, but that doesn't give her the right to treat you like shit. If they don't get taught a lesson, they won't learn.
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ak4608
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It's all fun and games until you go to prison for sodomizing a minor with a cell phone
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HelloGuys
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Thats just nasty...
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itsharkley
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I agree with the point.
If a child is excused for misbehaviors, they grow into misbehaved adults. Shuh.
If a child is excused for misbehaviors, they grow into misbehaved adults. Shuh.
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SqueakyChipmunk
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If the elevator isn't a glass one, take her phone and stomp the shit out of it. Then take her down a notch by emphasizing all her flaws.
Now you have a bawling, phone-less bitch!
Now you have a bawling, phone-less bitch!
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gottalovecondoms
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I'm sorry my kid won't do it again. I grounded her for a day but let her out early for good behavior.
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ArielTheMermaid
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She may be young but if she's 12 or 13 she should know that there is absolutely no reason to be rude, especially to a complete stranger
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caseylou
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Sounds like the PRIME time to tell her to go fuck herself, and stomp on her phone too.
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StayClassyLassy
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Pretty_Pink_Lady
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Yes, the new trending term is "sperm whale." All the kids are saying it. Am I right, homie-g?
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saintsrocksocks
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I'm 13 and I've never thought of giving somebody the title of sperm whale. I mean you're trying to insult your victim, not make him/her horny!
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A7X_LoVeee
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Oh so you wouldn't mind a 13yr old girl calling you hideous and disgusting?
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Lexi_princess
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If some little kid was calling me names I wouldn't care. It doesn't affect me. Turn the other cheek. #6 is right
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Ch0sen
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Yeah, I'd turn the other cheek... after giving the little shit a piece of my mind and dispensing some indiscriminate justice. The younger they are, the more deeply lessons are engrained, they say. See if she still wants this other cheek.
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nevershoutkendal_fml
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She's not a little kid. She's old enough to know better. I'm sure she knew what she was doing. She knew damn well what she was saying was rude.
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yabbadabbadooyah
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48- A sperm whale isn't something sexual, it's a kind of whale, which is extremely large, with a huge boxy looking head. Its name originates from when in the 18th and 19th century whalers killed the whales to utilize the white waxy liquid in the whales head, for candles, cosmetics and such. The whalers believed this substance was the whale's sperm, and called it Spermateci, and the whale itself, the Spermateci Whale, later shortened to Sperm Whale. So, unless that kind of thing turns you on, it won't make anyone horny to be labeled as a Sperm Whale. And, it's not all bad, the Sperm Whale has the largest brain of any animal on earth!
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Lexi_princess
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#76 why would you argue with a 13 year old. It just proves how immature you are. It's a wast of time to complain.
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Ch0sen
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A one-sided verbal massacre does not qualify as an "argument".
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Lexi_princess
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Okay.........
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missalice0306
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Being 13 doesn't give her the excuse to be rude. If she's being rude, she needs to know about it.
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alexwarfield333
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I would make that little kid turn their cheek with the back of my hand.
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Nbackus9
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I don't recall the word "argument" being used in the post.
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Teabubbles
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I completly agree 132. Just cause she's 13 gives her the right to call others a "sperm whale" in public? If that were my child, I would be embarrassed. This is not how kids should treat elders. That lady was possibly old enough to be her nother. If i said something like that, my parents would kill me. Just like others, im embarassed to be in this generation.
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Lexi_princess
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Like it matters what a 13 year old girl thinks. Its good that OP didn't say anything because he is being the bigger person. It's nobody's place to "teach that girl a lesson" because that's the parents or guardians job.
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Ch0sen
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231 - Believe it or not, the rest of us do not live in a bubble. As social animals, people learn much more from the rest of society throughout their lives than from their parents. Your username very appropriately reflects your probably stage of maturity, but that's ok, you will understand this all much more clearly someday; hopefully, at least.
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Lexi_princess
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Why does everyone care so much what a 13 year old girl thinks that girl is immature and all of you are immature for actually caring so much and calling that 13 year old girl names like c**t or b***h doesn't help anyone it just makes you look like trailer trash. And if OP doesn't want to be called that then stop eating 10 cheese burgers!
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carminecris89
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You are probably just like that 13 year old. Your comment about the cheeseburgers is shallow and cunty. We don't even know if op is fat. Cunty, know-it-all, teen girls are vicious and will hit you with stuff even if it's not true. And why does calling someone out on shitty behavior make you trailer trash? You must have had it easy, or you've done the same thing and no one put you in your place.
You are probably just like that 13 year old. Your comment about the cheeseburgers is shallow and cunty. We don't even know if op is fat. Cunty, know-it-all, teen girls are vicious and will hit you with stuff even if it's not true. And why does calling someone out on shitty behavior make you trailer trash? You must have had it easy, or you've done the same thing and no one put you in your place.
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krmc822
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13 is not a "little kid". By saying little kid u make me think of a 3yr old saying "sperm whale"
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mrz1177
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#6 sperm whale....
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insanexnh
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You shouldn't let people talk to you like that! You're wonderful the way you are, OP!
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slurshies
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huy-ya, motivational speech!
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Lexi_princess
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Awwwww I like seeing theses comments. That's so nice :)
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Lexi_princess
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BTW what does OP stand for? I'm new to FML....
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SystemofaBlink41
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122- obese penguin... Look it up if you don't believe me
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Lexi_princess
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It stands for Original Poster. The reson why I never bother to look it up is because I really didn't care I was just curious so I asked. But that was funny #124
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Llama_Face89
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If you truly didn't care you wouldn't have asked
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Lexi_princess
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I'm 13 and I would never say something like that right in front of a person. I literally can't I don't have a cell phone
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MizzKilljoy69
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your profile says your 19..
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Lexi_princess
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My sister did it for me and she said I have to be 19 and why would you go though a 13 year old girls profile creepy....
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MizzKilljoy69
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first of all, I go through a lot of profiles on FML (I'm pretty sure we all do it) but I just looked at yours for a few seconds. it's not like i've become your eternal stalker
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jgduplante
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Uh cuz she's a 14 year old girl? And just cuz you don't have a cell phone doesn't mean you 'literally' couldn't say something.. Idiot.
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TurtleDinosaur
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Better than a sperm.
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elletex
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Hey! We were all sperm at one point.
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inzunza
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-52 you should have stayed a sperm your fucking ugly!!
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Lexi_princess
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No she isn't. She was just making a comment or a joke. Why are you so bitter to people you don't even know.
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bingababe
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93 - and YOU'RE a fucking arsehole!!
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drunkandfml
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We were all the fastest sperm of the bunch
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theBIGmack92
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If you're ever feeling down, say to yourself "hey, at least I was the sperm that won!" always cheers me up haha
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AnthonyWheeler15
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Wow, that was a bitchy thing of her to do. Keep your head up OP!
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MsCowsiecow
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Little c**t....
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Lexi_princess
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That's a little much she is only 13
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Shrike
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Then she's a 13 year old cunt. Fuck her and all the other wastes of air like her. 13's way more than old enough for age not to be an excuse.
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Lexi_princess
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That's not very nice. You don't even know her life so do t go around calling people names when you know nothing about them
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marinus_fml
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#11 has every right to call her that. Especially since she was only like 12/13 years old! Little brat shouldn't even have a mobile phone yet.
24...but that's exactly what the kid in the fml did so why can't #23?
24...but that's exactly what the kid in the fml did so why can't #23?
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Shrike
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24- Tell the 13 year old girl that, dipshit.
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nado13579
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20- I'm thirteen and I believe the girl in the FML should know way better. Her being thirteen doesn't change the fact that she was being extremely rude.
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Lexi_princess
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Not really of course it's wrong to make fun of someone but calling the girl names isnt going to solve a thing. Two wrongs don't make a right.
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Lexi_princess
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If #11 is calling her bad hurtful words then she is no better then that 13 year old girl
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marinus_fml
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So if someone with concealed carry shoots a robber holding people hostage is he also "no better than the robber" ?
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CoffeeChickBlows
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Is Lexi_penis mentally retarded?
OH! Wait... false alarm. Just a troll.
OH! Wait... false alarm. Just a troll.
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capslockisgood
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Two wrongs may not make a right but it sure does make you feel better.
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Lexi_princess
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Your comparing apples with oranges. No one has any right to say anything mean to anyone. I'm just saying that the 13 year old girl should not have any right to say anything mean to anyone and I'm also saying that no one had the right to say anything mean to that girl.
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boofgall
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I would've knocked the phone out of her hand, and told her to go fuck herself. Little bitch.
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itsharkley
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Clitoris is supposed to be small.
"damn that round sphere"
"damn that round sphere"
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nevershoutkendal_fml
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185- What? "C**t" doesn't mean "clit" in this case. xD The original commenter means "cunt".
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MsCowsiecow
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To #185 Yeah I meant cunt
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mikeofthunder
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Guys, I think 185 was joking :)