Milkmaid

By Heifer - 16/05/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, when done feeding my newborn, I stated to my husband that I'm a cow. He said, in a sincere tone, "Oh, baby, you'll lose the weight soon." I meant cow because I'm producing so much milk. FML
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Ah, I could understand his mistake, double meaning! You said it!!!

I don't see how this is an FML. You have baby weight. Your husband isn't making a huge deal of it. BTW, "cow" is usually synonymous with being overweight. All mammals breastfeed.

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Haha wow well at least he tried to catch himself

...you walked RIGHT into that one.

haha!! this one IS funny!!

I'm not seeing the "catch himself" part... but I mean he was being an awesome hubby!

hahaha, you should have been more specific

Ah, I could understand his mistake, double meaning! You said it!!!

lol u said it... this happened yo me too...

Next time dont make fun of yourself Lessons of life lol

Awwwww that sucks....

...well, isn't it good that he said you'd lose it, though? At least he didn't say anything mean. :/

I don't see how this is an FML. You have baby weight. Your husband isn't making a huge deal of it. BTW, "cow" is usually synonymous with being overweight. All mammals breastfeed.

8, I don't see how this is a FML either. He could of said "Damn right, you're a fat bitch, now go make me a sandwich." which would be worse? :D

I don't think so. Cows produce milk, so if you produce milk you're like a cow. Overweight people would be known as pigs or something like that. Edit: Also, no offence to pigs in this comment.

oh man. who cares? it has a double meaning. plus i'm sure you are a cow from just having a baby.. don't be so sensitive

umlautasaur is a cow..