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Today, I announced my pregnancy to my boss. I was expecting all sorts of reactions, except, "But... Erm... How did that happen?" FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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You see, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much…

Maybe your boss needs the birds and the bees talk.

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You see, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much…

And then they give each other a big hug and 9 months later they have a baby.

you never know, op could have used the turkey baster method......

Well you see, when a man and a woman love each other very much...

Did you tell them it happened gone usual way? Honestly though, congratulations on your baby!

The usual way*

Yes congratulations on your baby let us know if it's a boy or a girl when you can!

Maybe your boss needs the birds and the bees talk.

My favorite version is the eel and the cave

justcommenting19 19

Haha I bet he's embarrassed about it. He just got flustered. But congratulations on your pregnancy! :)

Goddamn thats cold... or the dumbass needs to be sent back to sex ed.

MasterTron 24

I'm thinking ops boss was just taken back and surprised by the news and was not trying to be rude about it.

Did you expect him to be so emotional he got a lump in his throat?

"yeah sorry about that..."

And this is why he's boss. He counts on employees to take care of all the details.