By bobin - 29/08/2011 17:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend kept falling asleep while he was at my house with me. I tried to have sex with him to help wake him up, but he said he was too tired and fell back asleep. Five minutes later, my friend walks in the room with food. He woke up from the smell and got up to get some for himself. FML
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arcticdoctorwho 0

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

Food first, sex second.


But the food will give him the energy he needs to have sex

Eat a footlong get a footlong haha

UMad_Bro 3

Or you can put the food on yourself and have him eat it off you.

Don't forget the main course

flockz 19

my top fantasy is sex in a pool of jello. mmmm

flockz 19

my top fantasy is sex in a pool of jello. mmmm

Unless he was gonna finish in under 5 minutes, it's probably good you guys weren't having sex when your friend came in.

Fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Your friend gets it!

He has his priorities in good order, what seems to be the problem?

KiddNYC1O 20

#4- I wouldn't be so sure. Food can be a potent sleep aid.

Was it bacon?;)

cookie_3008 4

Ouch!! but see it this way... his friend would have walked in anyway. Im sure you would be complaining aswell if his friend had seen you two having sex.

cookie_3008 4

Ok. OP's friend. ^_^ "mah bad".

a_nutritionist 10

oh no, he didnt have sex with you this one time cos he was extremely tired, what is the world coming to?! ydi.

make a sandwich

Bethawny 0

silly, he was hungry. DAW!

Haha, obviously :)

you're comparing the amount of energy it takes to eat with the amount of energy it takes to have sex? maybe if you just lie there while he does all the work, then it's pretty comparable for you. not so much for him

Shoulda just made him a sammich.

You should make ME a sandwich.

Her friend did it instead.Maybe she knows him better than op.

am I the only one who instantly thought her boyfriends a stoner? lol dude was on one and hungry as fuck. doesn't explain why he wasn't down to Fuck tho, dudes probably gay. even though weed's a muscle relaxer you can still give a girl the D.

arcticdoctorwho 0

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

Millman_fml 9

Words of wisdom #3!

icefshng8 9

Agree. I would do the same thing

Michael_Kelso 0

Eating takes less energy than sex, so I get where he's coming from.

arcticdoctorwho 0

-72 Great name! 70s show was awesome.

I disagree... I would take sex over food any day.

What about sex and food?

3- you're aiming way too high

@10, getting lewd with the food.

That is what I said. lol

Icejza_DaChilla 7

The way to a mans heart is with a sammitch. First food, then fuck, duh

A mans gotta eat what a mans gotta eat! You can't make love with an empty stomach! That's like trying to talk without a voice!

Wtf, if his friend walked in 5 minutes later, shouldn't she be glad that he didn't walk in on them?

Just stop, its not ignorance. Your just lonely

Weetart 8

I guess ignorance is bliss. He ignored Op's feeble attempts at making love, and was in the end paid off with food. Mhhm Lol

B3Y0ND 3

That's not the correct usage of the quote..

aFatFuck 0

Please know the use of the saying and the definition of ignorance before you use it. It makes you sound IGNORANT to the English language.

Weetart 8

Oh my bad people. Chill. I used the phrase wrong. I get it.

Food first, sex second.

Icejza_DaChilla 7

I just said that >.>

Yea i bet she wouldnt want him thinking of food as he made love to her

He was tired because of lack of calories. Why do you think guys demand sammiches? It's not out of disrespect, it's instinct. Stupid OP...

Noo sex thenn food.. Dont you know hpw it works!? Sex. Boy plays ps3. Girl makes food. More sex. Duhhh.

spd2fst4u 5

I want to marry you!!!!!

spd2fst4u 5

I want to marry you please!!!

xmayne 0

If that didn't happen her friend would have walked in on them

creedaddict 9

Do like I do .... If it's hard take it from him while he sleeps ... Hell he does it to me

Not the thing that should be happening haha

Even creepier coming from someone with the name "creedaddict"...

newjerseyguy 0

I think she means she doesn't care if he is sleeping. If his dick is hard she gets her sex no matter if he's awake or if he is sleeping.

If u want my address please let me know, oh Queen of Dominatrum...

Uhh, that would be rape. I'm incredulous at the people thumbing up your comment. What the ever-loving fuck.

Dodge4x4Ram 46

an old fashion works too

you should find a hornier boyfriend or put some food on your pond

Just stop, your trying to hard