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Fail
But the food will give him the energy he needs to have sex
Eat a footlong get a footlong haha
Don't forget the main course
Unless he was gonna finish in under 5 minutes, it's probably good you guys weren't having sex when your friend came in.
Fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Your friend gets it!
He has his priorities in good order, what seems to be the problem?
Was it bacon?;)
make a sandwich
Haha, obviously :)
Total FAIL
you're comparing the amount of energy it takes to eat with the amount of energy it takes to have sex? maybe if you just lie there while he does all the work, then it's pretty comparable for you. not so much for him
Shoulda just made him a sammich.
You should make ME a sandwich.
Her friend did it instead.Maybe she knows him better than op.
am I the only one who instantly thought her boyfriends a stoner? lol dude was on one and hungry as ****. doesn't explain why he wasn't down to **** tho, dudes probably gay. even though weed's a muscle relaxer you can still give a girl the D.
Amen!
I disagree... I would take sex over food any day.
What about sex and food?
Lol nice
3- you're aiming way too high
@10, getting lewd with the food.
That is what I said. lol
A mans gotta eat what a mans gotta eat! You can't make love with an empty stomach! That's like trying to talk without a voice!
Wtf, if his friend walked in 5 minutes later, shouldn't she be glad that he didn't walk in on them?
Just stop, its not ignorance. Your just lonely
I guess ignorance is bliss. He ignored Op's feeble attempts at making love, and was in the end paid off with food. Mhhm Lol
Food first, sex second.
Yes
Yea i bet she wouldnt want him thinking of food as he made love to her
He was tired because of lack of calories. Why do you think guys demand sammiches? It's not out of disrespect, it's instinct. Stupid OP...
Noo sex thenn food.. Dont you know hpw it works!? Sex. Boy plays ps3. Girl makes food. More sex. Duhhh.
Sucksx
Do like I do .... If it's hard take it from him while he sleeps ... Hell he does it to me
Not the thing that should be happening haha
Even creepier coming from someone with the name "creedaddict"...
...Huh?!
If u want my address please let me know, oh Queen of Dominatrum...
Uhh, that would be rape. I'm incredulous at the people thumbing up your comment. What the ever-loving ****.
you should find a hornier boyfriend or put some food on your pond
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The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Food first, sex second.