Today, while trying to sexily wash my man in the shower, I dropped the body wash bottle. The pump grazed my nipple, making it bleed. As if that didn't kill the mood, I now have a Star Wars bandaid on my boob. FML
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Shabnam Moghal
| 14
I'm not even sure what to say. But you probably wouldn't hear me above the laughter. Sorry.
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melisssa87
| 30
May the force be with you
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Giovanni Adamo
| 16
good one
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dasin
| 15
wait blood nipple play and star wars bandaid ruin the mood? LOL
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RichardPencil
| 27
What’s with all the nipple injury stories lately?
I’m cramping up from the continual cringing.
(I hope my enemies don’t see this.)
I’m cramping up from the continual cringing.
(I hope my enemies don’t see this.)
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melisssa87
| 30
AHA! I found your Achilles nipple
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RichardPencil
| 27
Yes, but you’re not my enemy.
At least, that’s what I think.
At least, that’s what I think.
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melisssa87
| 30
That’s true, I’m just portraying what your enemies would say
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Gubbon
| 6
Now kiss?
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0neiros
| 12
Achilles Nipple sounds like a Star Wars character.
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NostalgiaFreak9
| 40
The force was strong with the body wash bottle.
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davidfong
| 14
Hey don’t be afraid to show people the Star Wars bandaid, Star Wars is cool 😎
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INDYSTRUCTABLE
| 43
idk why i always cringe when women use the phrase "my man".
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mekiswrite
| 19
Role play! You can be Booba Fett!
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Taurus_ChicKa
| 35
The Force was strong with that one! Sounds like you really felt it!
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idragosani
| 6
I'd say that band-aid is a bonus for your man!
I’m cramping up from the continual cringing.
(I hope my enemies don’t see this.)