Today, while trying to sexily wash my man in the shower, I dropped...

By DroppedTheSoap - 26/04/2019 04:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, while trying to sexily wash my man in the shower, I dropped the body wash bottle. The pump grazed my nipple, making it bleed. As if that didn't kill the mood, I now have a Star Wars bandaid on my boob. FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 25 April 2019 21:04

What’s with all the nipple injury stories lately? I’m cramping up from the continual cringing. (I hope my enemies don’t see this.)

Shabnam Moghal 14

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Thursday 25 April 2019 20:37

I'm not even sure what to say. But you probably wouldn't hear me above the laughter. Sorry.

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Shabnam Moghal 14

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Thursday 25 April 2019 20:37

I'm not even sure what to say. But you probably wouldn't hear me above the laughter. Sorry.

dasin 17

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Thursday 25 April 2019 20:56

wait blood nipple play and star wars bandaid ruin the mood? LOL

RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 25 April 2019 21:04

What’s with all the nipple injury stories lately? I’m cramping up from the continual cringing. (I hope my enemies don’t see this.)

RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 25 April 2019 22:01

Yes, but you’re not my enemy. At least, that’s what I think.

Gubbon 8

Tuesday 30 April 2019 5:20

Now kiss?

0neiros 14

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Wednesday 1 May 2019 22:07

Achilles Nipple sounds like a Star Wars character.

NostalgiaFreak9 40

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Thursday 25 April 2019 22:57

The force was strong with the body wash bottle.

INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

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Friday 26 April 2019 3:11

idk why i always cringe when women use the phrase "my man".

mekiswrite 21

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Friday 26 April 2019 20:09

Role play! You can be Booba Fett!

Taurus_ChicKa 36

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Saturday 27 April 2019 5:39

The Force was strong with that one! Sounds like you really felt it!

idragosani 13

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Monday 29 April 2019 19:32

I'd say that band-aid is a bonus for your man!

0neiros 14

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Wednesday 1 May 2019 22:25

Achilles Nipple sounds like a Star Wars character.

J15237 25

Tuesday 30 March 2021 21:45

Actually the star wars band aid on your nipple does sound a bit sexy. I would recommend putting one on the other nipple and playing it off as pasties.