TW: Gross

By sweet_stufz - 11/11/2010 13:30 - Canada

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 647
You deserved it 38 885

Same thing different taste


or you could squat on the toilet bowl.. lol

mintcar 9

It'd be very hard for him to pretend. Haha.

knibbsy 4

Those who were waiting outside the stall were most likely complete strangers, never seen before and never to be seen again by OP. Who the hell cares what they think? Trying to play it off like it isn't yours is idiotic. Walk out of the stall with pride and say "see that pile of shit in there? It's mine. MINE."

SecureReflex 0
OrginalOwen 0

Take your shoe and spread it everywhere then run like he'll.

SmokingPanda 0
rallets 22

wouldve been bad if the shit hit the fan

Qluz 3

i feel like many people will try to poo while standing up after this fml

MisherzzSquisher 0

Ha that boosted some of my confidence lol

This happens at my job. I ******* stepped in it one day. Thank you!

StiffPvtParts 43

No.62's comment made me laugh more than the actual FML :D

collegegirl87 0

Yeah just warn the others that someone left poop on the floor.

haha. agreed. just pretend it wasn't yours. look grossed out when you leave.

SkyEatsJack 4

Animals poop too! Especially cows, those things shit a lot.

deafeningsilence 8

Everyone takes everything so seriously..

Well according to a book my room read to me when I was a baby, EVERYBODY POOPS!! Imagine that!!!!

brokenbitch13 0

i dont poo. its a nasty habit to get yourself into.

I preferr to avoid eating that way I don't have to poo.

Jinx01 0

Serves you right for going to a public restroom

Agreed. I hate public toilets. I refuse to use our house toilets unless they've been cleaned after we've had a party

Would it have been better for him to have shit his pants?

TheDrifter 23

It would have made an awesome fml.

bugmenotmofo 34

lol madasmercury, that's actually thought-provoking.

savanna44 0

just blame someone else and then run.