By birdbath - 08/11/2009 07:26 - United States
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Dating is hell
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By rachelhope - 11/07/2014 17:07 - United States - Dundalk
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Stuck
By Fackwork - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Council Bluffs
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Bunch of bankers
By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 19:49 - United States
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First time
By Anonymous - 14/03/2021 00:30 - United Kingdom - Gloucester
Nice try
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By xxxdwangelaxxx - 18/04/2009 21:08 - United States
You what now?
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By Razi_tail - 25/06/2014 04:13 - United States - Nixa
Razi_tail tells us more.
I figured one of two things would happen: 1. He was in the same area we got separated or 2. He went back to the car. I chose to search the first option before getting a phone call that somebody found my dog. He has 3 ways to id him: dog park tag, name tag, and microchipped. It was the park tag that somebody had called on.
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By secret meat - 21/06/2014 02:04 - United States - Framingham
By Lo - 15/04/2009 05:14 - United States
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ATTENTION: I AM THE ONE WHO POSTED THIS FML 1. I think it's hilarious how many of you think it is fake. 2. If you've ever posted on FML before, you'll know you can only put 300 characters which means details are left out. 3. We were running so late that my friend ran inside to scan my ticket (I bought online so I had to get the actual ticket from the counter) while I got all my bags from the car. I grabbed the keys out of the car because I met her in the lobby to exchange keys for tickets (I didn't want her car to sit there running in the middle of the street.) We were so flustered about catching the train , I snatched the ticket and took off running for the train. We didn't even realize we didn't switch back the keys. FML
By wtfisgoingon - 28/04/2013 10:30 - United Kingdom - London
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By seussical65 - 14/04/2009 13:48 - United States
Overreaction much?
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By MakeItMaaco - 11/07/2011 17:56 - United States
Party pooper
By imbx - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
Heated gamer moment
By Anonymous - 16/06/2022 00:00
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To those telling me to leave while she was in the bathroom: you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how anxiety works. My mind was in a state of "The minute I exit my stall she is going to as well." While I knew this was unlikely, I still couldn't physically bring myself to leave. Additionally, I'd like to thank those of you who left positive comments. I'm trying to overcome this. :)