By Anonymous - 25/08/2018 06:00

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Today, I was engaged in intercourse with my fiancée when her dog decided take a loud dump in front of the fan that was pointed at us. Needless to say, intercourse ended very abruptly. FML
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You deserved it 317
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BurnInDemonFire 32
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People really don't seem to care when their pets are in the same room as them while they're having sex, yet stories like this, and one I remember reading about a guy who was attacked by his girlfriend's cat, leaving his junk looking like Freddy Krueger gave him a hand job, aren't enough of a deterrent for people to shut their pets out of the room for 5 minutes.

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RichardPencil 30
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The shit hit the fan!

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BurnInDemonFire 32
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People really don't seem to care when their pets are in the same room as them while they're having sex, yet stories like this, and one I remember reading about a guy who was attacked by his girlfriend's cat, leaving his junk looking like Freddy Krueger gave him a hand job, aren't enough of a deterrent for people to shut their pets out of the room for 5 minutes.

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MissMizery 19
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... Only 5 minutes?? Lol Nah but the whining at the door kills the mood before anything even starts imo.

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real life problems 26
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If you know how to train a dog it wont whine at the door. Mine would walk away at a finger snap and go lay on the couch.

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Mungolikecandy 19

5 minutes what a lucky lady.

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aruden 25
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I'm assuming 4.5 of those minutes are for cleanup.

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Zekfen 17
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My wife refuses to keep the dogs out of the room or the bed. The whining and barking kills the mood for her and she can’t concentrate. Luckily our current dog has no interest in being in the room and if we start he leaves. Funny story to that though, our previous dog once stuck her cold wet nose in my bum to get a sniff mid thrust. Talk about a mood killer.

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julfunky 29
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I find it extremely disturbing to have sex with an animal in the room. I don’t want my dogs watching me get pounded.

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MannyWasHere 12
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Hurry and clean that crap up, then let her know that you have been a good boy and would like your treat now.

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RichardPencil 30
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The shit hit the fan!

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Madrias 36
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I guess that makes it a poopeller.

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donb23 23
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Perhaps the dog wanted to fan you with what it thought about the relationship.

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hpand 5
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Am I the only one who first read "intercourse with dog" and thought what the hell.

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Glowworm56 25
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I guess the dog isn't a big fan about your relationship.

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wanted_2_want 40
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Ghetis 396 11
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And right after she broke your dick, too. Rough life, OP

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pjsr 32
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A dog who cock blocks you mid-pound deserves a trip to the hound pound

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WHSKitty4ever 23
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Who the he’ll actually calls it ‘intercourse’ anymore?

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