FML : Today, my neighbor passed away, and my father and I went to give his wife our condolences. In the middle of my dad's conversation with the wife, he says...

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Today, my neighbor passed away, and my father and I went to give his wife our condolences. In the middle of my dad's conversation with the wife, he says "I'm sorry for your loss, I knew Jim well, he was a great guy." The wife stares at him and says, "His name was Rich." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Elliott_B Say more :

OP here, just for some more info we had given her a card at the same time and my dad wrote Rich in it, he just accidentally let Jim slip on accident. my dad is not an "idiot", he just wasn't thinking clearly at the time

By Elliott_B - / Friday 24 June 2011 15:54 / United States

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By amerwin | 3

#2750897 - Friday 24 June 2011 19:02

Did I say Jim? I meant 'him'!!

By iAmScrubs | 19

#2750885 - Friday 24 June 2011 19:01

It's time to jump in your Batmobile and make a get-away.

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By MissPessimistic | 0

#2750883 - Friday 24 June 2011 19:01

can you say awkward?

DivakiddOsz | 5

#2750927 - Friday 24 June 2011 19:04

oh god that's just wrong

volley4eva1698 | 0

#2750933 - Friday 24 June 2011 19:05

he was such a great guy, he had two names

theaws0m3guy | 4

#2751069 - Friday 24 June 2011 19:25

Beat me to it!

chlorinegreen | 27

#2751148 - Friday 24 June 2011 19:38

"ohhhh we gave each other nicknames... I called him Jim."...."he called me negligent" ugh tough break op but sorry for misfortune on your friend "Jim"

eminemchick | 19

#2751218 - Friday 24 June 2011 19:50

theres so many death related posts lately

iSitt | 0

#2751319 - Friday 24 June 2011 20:16

Jim was his escort svc name.

BaconDave | 12

#2751321 - Friday 24 June 2011 20:16

It's the apocalypse!

enonymous | 8

#2751422 - Friday 24 June 2011 20:38

His name is Robert Paulson.

If you get the reference I will shower you with cookies... or just shower with you

imacreeper | 3

#2751520 - Friday 24 June 2011 20:59

I was thinking of "should have had a v8" but then "need a moment? Twix" came into my mind. OP should have had a Twix.

garrettsgirl | 0

#2751587 - Friday 24 June 2011 21:17

oh bummer.....:/ awkward silence

MLK12345 | 4

#2751614 - Friday 24 June 2011 21:24

You shouldve given them some curry. That makes everyone feel better!

RandomChickXD | 0

#2751800 - Friday 24 June 2011 22:21

The Fight Club reference! I win cookie..

eminemchick | 19

#2751812 - Friday 24 June 2011 22:25

idk 93 id pick the shower *commence thumbs down attack*

Uncle_Moe_Lester | 3

#2751825 - Friday 24 June 2011 22:28

congrats 93 u now get to shower with a creeper

RandomChickXD | 0

#2751834 - Friday 24 June 2011 22:31

please try to contain your jealousy 95

MyScrewedUpLifeS | 0

#2751995 - Friday 24 June 2011 23:13

he couldve saved himself with "i said Jim? I meant 'him'"

enonymous | 8

#2752072 - Friday 24 June 2011 23:41

It's ok the shower is filled with some of my former priests. She can have the cookie

Soloman212 | 28

#2752474 - Saturday 25 June 2011 0:38

"Him was a great guy"?

Soloman212 | 28

#2752486 - Saturday 25 June 2011 0:40

Ok disregard my last comment. I'm an idiot. >.<

Mr_Darkside | 5

#2752648 - Saturday 25 June 2011 1:08

no but I can say turtle

Fmyspam | 0

#2752819 - Saturday 25 June 2011 1:46

The FML is rich in humor. As are the comments.

EmperorPsycho | 0

#2758444 - Saturday 25 June 2011 21:49

Sorry for posting at the top, but seriously, how can anyone say op deserved it???

ThatAkwardMoment | 2

#2955407 - Saturday 23 July 2011 4:14

awkward

By iAmScrubs | 19

#2750885 - Friday 24 June 2011 19:01

It's time to jump in your Batmobile and make a get-away.

sensoon15 | 7

#2751151 - Friday 24 June 2011 19:39

yea and go right next door. he's their neighbor...he'd have to come back eventually

iSitt | 0

#2751380 - Friday 24 June 2011 20:28

need a moment? have a Twix.

"Am I your man, Mr Dumbass?"
"The name, is Dumass"

Lumenoire | 0

#2751418 - Friday 24 June 2011 20:37

But only the president of Mexico has a batmobile! ...Unless...

iAmScrubs | 19

#2751451 - Friday 24 June 2011 20:44

I believe the president of Mexico may actually drive an Invisible Boatmobile.

chiddy_bang71 | 0

#2751485 - Friday 24 June 2011 20:50

DANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA BATMAN!

Aim4thebullseye | 4

#2751551 - Friday 24 June 2011 21:07

a Mexican doesn't drive a batmobile they ride on donkeys, besides I would of stolen the batmobile from him by now

tennischik211 | 11

#2751611 - Friday 24 June 2011 21:24

haha nice!

MrSassypants | 31

#2751897 - Friday 24 June 2011 22:50

63 hey! That's my other nickname other then Mr.Sassypants. 8)

Elliott_B | 3

#2753035 - Saturday 25 June 2011 2:12

what the fuck are you talking about

TzHaar_Joh_Zuhai | 4

#4822897 - Thursday 16 August 2012 21:20

Random shit it seems

By judices | 0

#2750886 - Friday 24 June 2011 19:01

comes to show how he cared for the family

thebestofboth | 20

#6301747 - Tuesday 26 May 2015 6:33

Goes to show*

By all4pooh | 4

#2750890 - Friday 24 June 2011 19:01

What'd you dad say afterwards lol

johnson94 | 5

#2751978 - Friday 24 June 2011 23:09

make like a hockey stick and get the puck outta there!

sns_fml | 0

#2752114 - Friday 24 June 2011 23:53

get it dad cause pucks not a bad word it sounds like one! winning

rallets | 22

#2752403 - Saturday 25 June 2011 0:26

thanx for explaining the joke

By smurfman44265034 | 0

#2750892 - Friday 24 June 2011 19:02

lolfail

inn0centaphid | 19

#5936884 - Tuesday 6 May 2014 23:29

Not as bad as your comment

By ribbyc80 | 0

#2750894 - Friday 24 June 2011 19:02

Jim must have been her other lover

Spicynipples | 0

#2751640 - Friday 24 June 2011 21:27

or rich's other lover

Garyy_fml | 11

#2754312 - Saturday 25 June 2011 5:55

^ your username makes it better

Shytinonmyself | 3

#2760179 - Sunday 26 June 2011 3:01

⇑ win

By obnum | 19

#2750895 - Friday 24 June 2011 19:02

wow lol that sucks

By amerwin | 3

#2750897 - Friday 24 June 2011 19:02

Did I say Jim? I meant 'him'!!

usnwife | 18

#2750971 - Friday 24 June 2011 19:10

exactly!

MyScrewedUpLifeS | 0

#2752001 - Friday 24 June 2011 23:16

ugh beat me to it

isabel22 | 0

#2752413 - Saturday 25 June 2011 0:27

Lmao(: that was funny

By victo890 | 11

#2750899 - Friday 24 June 2011 19:02

ouch,
the neighbor could now think how bad her husband was XD

By zstar | 3

#2750903 - Friday 24 June 2011 19:02

nickname? :'D

daisyloo | 7

#2751686 - Friday 24 June 2011 21:41

Yeah, we had nicknames for each other! He didn't tell you?:)

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