What was your endgame?

By Travis32 - 11/06/2022 12:00

Today, I’ve been faking an Italian accent and said my name was Alessandro to impress a girl I was seeing. My plan was going well, until on a date at the mall, I heard, “Travis, what are you doing? Why are you talking like that?” It was my mom. FML
I agree, your life sucks 189
You deserved it 2 127

Same thing different taste

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If you can’t get the girl on your own without lying then maybe you shouldn’t be trying.

What was the whole plan here? Pretend to be Italian for the next 60 years if the relationship panned out?

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If you can’t get the girl on your own without lying then maybe you shouldn’t be trying.

"You're not-a my mamma mia! I'm Alessandro! Spaghetti Lamborghini Puccini Gucci Linguini Spumoni Arduino (and as many Italian words you can throw to prevent getting ****-blocked.)

What was the whole plan here? Pretend to be Italian for the next 60 years if the relationship panned out?

My guess is OP’s in middle of high school, going on a date at the mall is a pretty big indicator.

My guess is that the "relationship" would only last until he banged her.

That would make a great sit-com! Especially when the family goes to Italy and "Alessandro" talks to the natives in Italian-accented English. (As a side note, we had a Swedish exchange student who said he forgot Swedish when he returned after a year!)

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and we see why lying will never get us anywhere