By EllaElle - 04/05/2021 06:01

Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 430
You deserved it 3 342

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Dirtysalamander1 13
bobsanction 18


Dirtysalamander1 13
bobsanction 18

I hope next time they ditch you the same way.

Squeezy Jibs 2

if you lost interest, just tell him that. otherwise, he'll think he did something wrong when it was actually you being a coward.

DogeToTheMoon 4

I would have said “no sir my date is at that table I’m getting something out of the car”

Yummi_913 18

You're a grown adult. You should have enough respect and decency to just tell him you're gonna head home and you don't think you two are compatible. The only reason for sneaking off on a date-gone-sour is if you sense he's aggressive and going to lash out physically. But you were probably wanting him to still foot the bill or are too cowardly to just be direct. YDI.

Lash out physically in a public restaurant? Who does that?

Yummi_913 18

Yeah you'd think people would have the sense not to behave like that but unfortunately I've seen it happen tons of times. It's even happened to me.

women want independence but want a traditional half and tell him you not interested...have some self respect

Good on the server for calling out your shitty behaviour. Next time, be an adult and use your words.