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Today, I was on my third date with this really cute girl. After a very romantic evening, I decided to go for the first kiss, but because of my nervous reflex in which I get bloody noses, I ended up bleeding all over her face. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 17 August 2010 07:10 / United States
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By  Vehicle  |  1

one time my nose randomly started bleeding when I was making out with someone and we just laughed about it. if she is worth your time she will understand.

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  skroal  |  7

YDI for being on your third date with this really cute girl. After a very romantic evening, you decided to go for the first kiss, but because of your nervous reflex in which you get bloody noses, you ended up bleeding all over her face.

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Oh my Skroal. I am so proud of you. you have shown us all that you can read and then copy said reading back word for word. I bet your mommy is so proud of her little immature baby. At least she told me she was last night in bed.

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  TheDBag  |  0

honestly? could you be more hypocritical, you just called him an immature baby and then mad a "I slept with your mom last night joke", yea very mature. look at yourself before you tell someone else to, dumbass.

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  AA357  |  0

[email protected]_stomper

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74 It makes perfect sense (the correct way to spell it). You make comments about being immature but you have to try to impress by having a pic of you doing something dangerous. That's immature.

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  Mehness  |  0

dont bother with skroal_stomper, illmatic. you'll just be feeding the troll (btw, I think skroal is funny...well, it's more of how you guys react that makes me lol. for example, he already has one stalkerhater :3)

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  illmatic2  |  16

I'll deal with it lol :). You don't bother me. And you are going to have to deal with skroal. Especially if you keep giving him the attention that he wants.

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90 you think it bothers me? wow I guess you know me so very well. did u ever stop to think I do it because I like fucking with him? he dosent bother me at all. I do see that you are bothered by me by how you have to respond to me. I can say mission successful looser.

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  MsBrainDamage  |  0

Hahaha @ skroalstomper!! Illmatic if we can't judge you by your picture what else are we supposed to judge you on? If the Internet has taught us anything... (& I agree holding a flaming fireball with dopey look on your face = immature, well unless you are recreating Mario that would be awesome but I don't see a Mario costume. So next time you make fireballs dress up in Marios special fireball costume n then take a picture, it will be much more awesome and less immature of you)

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  melsaraj  |  9

95 it's because he goes through the trouble of rewording it to get a laugh through ppls replies. I don't know how to explain it but I wen through like 10 fmls and I saw skroal rewording and than I saw like 20 ppl bash him but it was funny what they were saying.. he knows that though. it's all about what u find funny, to him doing this is funnier than than the fml.

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  illmatic2  |  16

You can judge me by what I say in my comments. btw I still don't see how my picture is immature. My friend and I were bored one day and we did this just for fun. I really don't see anything wrong with that.

By  Vehicle  |  1

one time my nose randomly started bleeding when I was making out with someone and we just laughed about it. if she is worth your time she will understand.

By  Jimboom  |  11

Bloody hell! Though you might be able to save that one. Tell her you only get bloody noses in very close proximity to amazingly gorgeous women. But then again that could put her off you too. Next time shove a tampon up your nose! ;-)

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