This is a man with his future perfectly laid out.

He certainly has some high expectations.

This man has a bright future ahead

At least he's keeping his options open ;)

OP please tell me why you're dating this guy.

at least he's reaching for a stable job

Don't worry 10 I got your pun

Come on, i think you should ask yourself.. do i really want to be with someone who is deciding between those 2 job choices?? if yes... god bless ya and goodluck if no... dump him and find a guy who doesnt sell drugs!!!!! jesus christ, its not that hard!!!

80, you do realize there were two options, right? And that hanging drywall is not dealing drugs, and as far as I know, it pays well.

Hanging drywall does pay very well. My uncle makes $35 an hour doing it. As for the drug dealer, they make money too but if the boyfriend is doing drugs he won't be bringing much in. Lol.. Seriously, OP, just do your best to talk him into hanging drywall if those are his career choices. He'll make money and it's not illegal.

Dont say the lords name in vain

Why do girls go for dead beats... -.- its a shame really. Well good luck with that.

How is that saying the lords name in vain? He was saying god should bless her... is saying bless you when someone sneezes saying the lords name in vain too?

God bless you **

I believe 157 was referring to 80's comment.

Who says we have a lord? Or god? Freedom of speech and to believe in what you want.

Well said.

Usually the dead beat girls go for the dead beat guys.

You know, you can sell pot and make quite a bit of money. And I'd you don't smoke, it's a pretty stable way to make money. Stoners smoke all the time lol they will come to you because they have a "dealer". Not a good way to make a living but more of a side job. I say do both :p sometimes money doesn't effect love.. Love it love :)

I'd say go with whichever one offers dental...

Oh, God. Not you again, francescabella! Didn't you say before that you weren't commenting here anymore? Go troll elsewhere.

Or he can move to California get a growers medical card and sell to the dispensaries perfectly legal and he can have his dream job! Just a thought!

Well, it's a difficult choice! Gosh

He should go with pot. It can satisfy him and his customers.

Hanging drywall is usually a union job, though.

Well at least she can get discounts on either.

OP needs to be blunt with her boyfriend, and maybe she should help him find work. It needs to be a joint effort.

#88 I see what you did there.. ;)

Well, 92, I'm just trying to lighten things up.

I wish I'd thought of that :/...

Nice pun job there. Lol

Now that's what I call a sticky situation. Am I doing it right?

I see what you did there 148

Why is it necessary to say "I see what you did there"?! Obviously everyone saw "what he did there" if he got thumbed up

228- I see what you did there

I totally didn't see what 101 did until y'all mentioned it. Gosh I'm slow today.

132, no.

I really don't like spamming but 228 is gorgeous

241-Clever haha.

Why not do both? Then he can hide his pot in the drywall. It's a win win! :D

What's the boyfriends product? I could use me a supplier!

Lmao 56 I read this FML as a good thing.

Hilarious

I like your thinking 3! Genius 2 jobs = good profit

3- that was the best comment I ever seen on here. I definitely love it.

What's he going to do once pot is legalized?

You really can't go wrong with pot :)

Definitely pot, that way he can smoke some of his produce and it's a good paying job.

You forgot about getting arrested when he gets caught...

Oh yeah, don't get caught ^.^

skoomaki, once you see at least 7 of my comments, I want a bio in your about me too D: /offtopic. he could very well make it as a private contractor/ tax pirate to hide his secret drug dealing day job. or he could start practicing calligraphy for when he starts doing tattoos in jail. not that I'm against pot dealers, or think they should go to jail. I dunno. I had to say SOMETHING related to the FML after my ego-fail. o.o

42 - It shall be done.

I want a story too!!! :)

He would smoke all his profits away. My ex sold pot. Too easy to get tempted.

Never get high on your own supply ????

Dealing doesn't guarantee that you'll get arrested. It's not hard to be careful about it.

SkoomaKi, guess you are the new official FML storyteller. Keeping track of FML Legends and passing their stories to future generations.

Skoomaki. This is off topic but I want a story. That's so damn cool. Back to the topic at hand, yeah and call the plants Billy since they would bring in the bills an pay the bills.

SkookmaKi i would also love a story (:

You think too hard here is the plan. Hang drywall and sell pot. That simple.

94 - You're 13 and enjoy Twilight. I'm pretty sure you're not getting a story ;)

Werent you judt talkin shit on the other weed related fml?

182- biggie smalls ftw

I hope he's your ex boyfriend now...

Maybe or maybe she's decide it's cool and he should be a pot dealer when she helps him. While she also takes up a side job of prostitution. I mean hey together weed money and slut money they could be the next millionaires......or they could be the next show on cops.

5 - Are you kidding me? That guy is a hero. He will be an inspiration to the youth, will be a good husband to OP, and be a great father.

I hope you know your sarcasm sucks.

Agreed

Considering that there is no "sarcasm font", it's somewhat necessary to lay it on thick so that the troglodytes don't get confused.

This is one of the instances where there IS a reason to leave your other, unlike all those other FML's. He needs to join reality and figure out a real job. But it sounds like his choices will be limited...

I'm not being sarcastic, I'm seriously saying that I hope she dumped him.

A drug dealing, drywall hanging future ex con! Brilliant plan. He'll be rich!

Sounds like a keeper to me;)

People who sell pot for a living make good money...

Until they, you know, go to jail...

Sell pot, get rich, get caught, go to jail, bail yourself out, continue cycle.

Who knows this guy might make it rich, or hang drywall.

Wtf,,, where do u ppl live that pot dealers end up in jail??? No cops bother with pot anymore n it's a total grey area in the law these days... Come on ppl support your local small businesses :)

Uh, well I live in Pa. Very much a no marijuana state, sadly. But I'm pretty positive if you sell weed on the black market it is illegal. Life isn't like that American weed show.

Ain't it something like $40 an ounce?

It depends where u are. And American weed isn't nearly as crackin as CA. Dispensaries r on every block. And having a 215 means u can grow and sell a certain amount for and to other medical marijuana patients. I'm just saying.

251- its $60 an ounce around here, and also if you get caught with pot around here all you have to do is pay a fine

Where the FUCK do you guys live?! 240 for an ounce is street cheap here, (for chron)

I'm with panda haha. Up here an oz goes for at least a hundred, and that's some shawg. 250 for the good stuff.

Look,every dispensaries gives out free small amount of weed, ofcourse if you have the card,so just drive around LA go through every single dispensaries and collect close to pound of weed, just saying.

Dude it's $60 for 1/8th of an ounce

Selling pot is a lot more lucrative and easier. I think he should go with that.

Oh dear

Nice boyfriend you got there.

I got a better idea for him - Cop and a drug dealer.