Love, Friends, Video games, Gamers, Relatable and Awkward: Friends

Friends

By TheEpicWario - 07/04/2022 06:00

Today, my best friend confronted his girlfriend and I due to rumors of the two of us sleeping together. We had to spend half an hour explaining to him that when we "smash", it's the two of us playing Smash Brothers together at her place. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2010 05:32 - Canada

Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 04:04 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my girlfriend and best "friend" getting intimate. In a dim-witted attempt to cover up, my best friend proclaimed, "This isn't what it looks like!" I might have given him the benefit of the doubt, had he not still been inside my girlfriend at the time. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML

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Doing the rounds

By Anonymous - 18/12/2009 20:33 - United States

Today, my best friend admitted to me that he and my girlfriend have been cheating behind my back for the past two months. The reason he finally admitted it? Because she's now cheating on him with another one of our friends. FML

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By Alexandra - 05/03/2013 20:17 - United States - Gaithersburg

Today, I found out that my boyfriend and one of his friends have been having sex with each other. His excuse? "She's my best friend, we do this all the time." I have been dating him for over a year. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2016 04:04 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML

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How come you were there?

By Anonymous - 26/07/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, my best friend is mad at me for "letting my paranoia ruin her relationship." I've been telling her for months now that I don't trust her boyfriend's female best friend, but she never listened to me. Guess who I caught in bed together a few hours ago while my best friend was at work? FML

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Nope

By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 16:00

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML

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Awkward conversation

By anon - 28/12/2019 05:00 - United States - La Puente

Today, I had to have a very difficult and awkward conversation with my best friend about her fiancé hitting on me. She seemed completely unfazed and ended up admitting that a three-way with me was actually her idea, but she didn't want to "weird me out" by asking me about it. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 7 April 2022 6:55

Hope he doesn't catch you two playing "Donkey Dong" or "Call of Doody: Butt Stuff."

Rake 16

Thursday 7 April 2022 6:28

And he actually bought it?

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Rake 16

Thursday 7 April 2022 6:28

And he actually bought it?

Pink_Turnips 14

Thursday 7 April 2022 16:10

my thoughts exactly lol.... why is YOUR best friend at YOUR girls house alone .... playing "smash" alright 🤣🤡

TheEpicWario 26

Thursday 7 April 2022 19:44

Hey, OP here. To answer why we play at her place, she's the one with the Gamecube, and copy of Melee. I don't have any Nintendo consoles. Only a PS4. My older brother was the one who owned the Switch, Wii, and Wii U, and after we both moved out, we took our respective consoles with us.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 7 April 2022 6:55

Hope he doesn't catch you two playing "Donkey Dong" or "Call of Doody: Butt Stuff."

Kenorbs 11

Thursday 7 April 2022 14:52

I've played smash competitively for a bit now, I've won a few tournaments. The amount of times I've had to have this conversation with people is astronomical. Nowadays I just say "play video games", or "play smash ultimate", because I'm tired of dealing with it lmfao

Charlie Given 26

Thursday 7 April 2022 22:56

You are obviously very young not to have known that the phrase smashing means to have sex and the phrase bashing is referring to playing games together or refers to hating on someone. the game used to be called bash Brothers hence the term bashing.

andrewgr 4

Friday 8 April 2022 2:33

I'm 54, and have been a gamer since the Atari 2600. I've never heard either 'smashing' or 'bashing' used in the way you describe. The almost sound like something I'd expect to be slang in the U.K., but I can't for the life of me figure out why I think that.