By MathTeacher - 02/05/2011 14:30 - United States
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By not a shitty situation so fuck you - 24/06/2016 22:52 - United States - San Francisco
Classy guy
By Anonymous - 01/02/2013 07:01 - United States
By JerseyGirl - 04/09/2009 16:52 - United States
By Mdrk783 - 02/09/2009 08:41 - United States
Rock Bottom Riser
By Anonymous - 27/03/2020 08:19
GET IT AWAY FROM ME!
By mottephobe - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
Inexplicable
By omnomnom - 24/07/2021 06:01
Bass Pro Shop
By superfreak6 - 20/05/2016 13:25 - United States - New Orleans
By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 11:16 - United States - Woodinville
Every little helps
By Anonymous - 21/04/2020 17:00
By Anonymous - 28/12/2012 15:14 - Canada - Montreal
How? Why? When?
By Anonymous - 16/08/2021 22:01
Now what?
By svsksosnns - 11/05/2016 03:59 - United States - Olympia
By fourfootnine - 07/03/2011 13:47 - United States
By embarassed - 08/08/2009 14:53 - United States
Red flag
By silver - this FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
By ughno - 21/02/2010 19:50 - United States
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By C.Neyy - 21/02/2010 07:04 - United States
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He accidently pushed me, its not like he ment to do it. I hugged him, my leg was caught behind the arm rest on my chair, And I fell onto the arm rest, & hit my head on the wall, HARD. He grabbed my head saying sorry, then pushed me onto the couch & "fake raped" me cause all my friends were laughing. I think he was just trying to make the situation better, it didn't though. At all. I haven't talked to him since. :/
By crixon42 - 18/11/2013 23:39 - United Kingdom
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OP here, love all you guys who appreciate the pun, and don't you all worry I do not live at home, I have a job and am not a serial sponger.
Nice boxers
By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France
Taste test
By Anonymous - 08/06/2020 23:04
By Kendall14159 - 17/04/2016 20:09 - United States - Jacksonville
By ProtoBird - 14/04/2016 04:11 - United States - Grand Rapids
No, of course she's not…
By so racist - 25/06/2020 02:02
Dead to me
By Anonymous - 04/07/2020 23:03
The final countdown
By Hapaboy808 - 08/07/2020 23:01
By oldshitnewshit - 22/10/2013 21:11 - United States
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Looking at the comments I see we've got some seriously mixed opinions about me. So, first off: Hi, I'm Juniper, I'm 23 and I'm in art school in the US. I have never tried LSD or any other kind of "hardcore" drug before this. My friend had some tabs that he had used before and asked me if I wanted to try it. I agreed, only after doing extensive research, and determining that the risk was one I was willing to take. During that research, I stumbled across some beautiful works of people who had done art under the influence and thought perhaps I could have some fun trying that as well. I'm an art student and always open to new things. My parents were also hardcore hippies back in the day, and they've told me about their psychedelic experiences. I knew my risks. I have no plans to take LSD again, although I'm not currently suffering any adverse effects aside from water tasting kinda metallic for the next 24 hours (this took place about a week ago.) And the FML is actually not entirely true, but exaggerated for comedic effect. The paranoia and muttering did not last the entire time, only about 15-30 minutes. My entire trip lasted about 9-10 hours. One of my friends decided to remove the easel when she saw that it was making me upset. I think its large, angled presence in the room was off-putting. I actually spent the majority of my time having a good trip, my friends took great care of me. And despite not touching my canvas, I made some radical drawings. I did my research, I knew my risks, I set myself up responsibly. I'm not looking for sympathy or support– I just thought I'd share my kinda funny story. Those of you who are calling me an idiot are entitled to your opinions, but you're not insulting a wall. I'm a human being that makes choices for myself. Those of you who abstain from drugs, you should be proud! That's wonderful and healthy, but please allow and do not judge me for my own choices. My experimental phase is not harmful or offensive to you. And to my fellow art junkies: I wasn't expecting to create a masterpiece, this was for fun. I'm a learning artist!
Medieval ******
By Brittney - 16/01/2023 00:00
Revenge is sweet
By Anonymous - 12/10/2013 22:03 - Iceland - Akranes
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wow this has just turned into a bug argument over who's state it better hahaha