Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML
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21jason
| 9
I hope you had enough tissues
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Jakesterk96
| 8
Take a moment with twix. Problem solved.
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21jason
| 9
I hope you had enough tissues
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SokDek
| 14
Well did she?
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21jason
| 9
I don't know how bout you go and find out
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zombiegold
| 23
Has anyone realized that OP spelled accidentaly wrong?
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SkoomaKi
| 27
Someone needs a girlfriend...
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Jakesterk96
| 8
20, who?
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SkoomaKi
| 27
25, OP does, he obviously wanks too much at the computer xD
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_Oblivion_
| 12
Simple mistake bro, doesn't mean he jacks off too much.
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Jakesterk96
| 8
How do you know, it's not like he got auto corrected for saying or doing it too much.
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ThisIsMyReign
| 4
Hope she don't forget to insert the compatible dick....disc...
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ThisIsMyReign
| 4
Doesn't*
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MrFloatingToast
| 0
Don't worry, computers don't get pregnant
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KeyboardWarrior
| 10
Maybe this is a symptom of the computer virus your mom was telling you about earlier.
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GovernorGeneral
| 8
91- SO EXPLAIN PLANKTONS WIFE !!!!
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brendokendo
| 0
117- when the Frick did planktons wife get preggo? It's a computer wife, not a computer baby maker.
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GovernorGeneral
| 8
Ya but where did she come from ? She was a calculator before but thats all i know...-.- shut up i thought that was a good comment =3=
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brendokendo
| 0
He built her. It was an honest effort
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AngryCanadian
| 0
Freud would have some interesting things to say about that.
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tamoodielovesmar
| 1
haha ive done that dont worry nbd!
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EatnBeef
| 7
And I jizzed in my pants.
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thisisafunnyname
| 12
2, you've ejaculated the flash drive from the PC?
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Jakesterk96
| 8
Take a moment with twix. Problem solved.
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Shelta957
| 13
Should've had a V8
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MrSassypants
| 32
*Bites twix*
*Can't think of anything to come back from what happened"
*Keeps on biting twix*
*Can't think of anything to come back from what happened"
*Keeps on biting twix*
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gojira666
| 7
Third comment was the charm eh jakester
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ImInYourFACEbook
| 8
Eats a reeses....Aahh! It's not the same!
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Jakesterk96
| 8
64- do I know you?
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beachybrunette
| 2
Isnt it snickers? Not twix
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Jakesterk96
| 8
That's the hungry diva commercial pal.
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BeefyQueef
| 5
96- "You're not you when your hungry. Snickers™© satisfies."
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SecretMe00
| 5
111-- how'd you make those symbols?
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cosmosis
| 12
121- smoke and mirrors mate.....
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VorpikeII
| 17
"Take a break, take a kit-kat."
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Jakesterk96
| 8
Everyone knows twix started these type
of candy bar commercials.
of candy bar commercials.
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DrMime
| 10
Ooh be careful with those PC's, they can get cyber cum all over your hard drive.
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flamegrilled123
| 3
I heard that can give you infections
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chocol8m
| 6
And viruses.
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SaMmIMonster96
| 6
:0 maybe that is what happened to my computer.. Poor thing got too excited
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Michael_92
| 20
One can't help but wonder...what does cyber cum look like??
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Smokindevil
| 9
Awkward........ :/
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DrMime
| 10
OP stores so much porn on his computer that it has gained a sexually active conscious! You might want to get rid of the 'hard-on drive'.
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LightningCactus
| 12
Why isn't it? Maybe you should try upgrading to a hard disk.
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LightningCactus
| 12
You mean to say it might "Blow it's Load"?
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LightningCactus
| 12
Autocorrect, sorry :P
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perdix
| 29
Grip it firmly and it comes right out.
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darien987
| 1
FIRMLY GRASP IT!
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Nah man. Leave it in there and get the job done!
Pulling out is for dicks.
Pulling out is for dicks.
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perdix
| 29
Grip it and rip it!
No, wait, that's for golf, not self-pleasuring.
No, wait, that's for golf, not self-pleasuring.
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MatthewHass50
| 0
Thanks for the tip
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MerrikBarbarian
| 9
Holy shit, that's some savage wanking you must do perdix! ;)
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
26- Spongebob reference! Patrick! Hahaha.
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KunoKanashimi
| 3
Firmly grasp it in your hand...Firmly grasp it....FIRMLY GRASP IT! *stab*
34, that sounds extremely painful.
34, that sounds extremely painful.
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buckeye08
| 10
Sounds messy.
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DrMime
| 10
Make sure to change the fappy disk!
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MichellinMan
| 20
so many dirty comments...
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Michael_92
| 20
That ain't nothing, wait till you see computer birth. Now that's nasty!
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alexiiiis09
| 0
Sweet baby jesus
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Manganimegrl
| 16
No, sweet baby ray's. Great BBQ sauce.
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WeAreScrewed
| 3
make sure you dont catch a computer virus!
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FalconCrunch
| 4
Your porn stash, eh?