Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML

By Anonymous - 2/2/2012 18:07 - India

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By 21jason | 9

#3983478 - Thursday 2 February 2012 22:43

I hope you had enough tissues

By Jakesterk96 | 8

#3983486 - Thursday 2 February 2012 22:44

Take a moment with twix. Problem solved.

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By 21jason | 9

#3983478 - Thursday 2 February 2012 22:43

I hope you had enough tissues

SokDek | 14

#3983527 - Thursday 2 February 2012 22:46

Well did she?

21jason | 9

#3983539 - Thursday 2 February 2012 22:49

I don't know how bout you go and find out

zombiegold | 23

#3983574 - Thursday 2 February 2012 22:54

Has anyone realized that OP spelled accidentaly wrong?

SkoomaKi | 25

#3983597 - Thursday 2 February 2012 22:56

Someone needs a girlfriend...

Jakesterk96 | 8

#3983621 - Thursday 2 February 2012 23:00

20, who?

SkoomaKi | 25

#3983734 - Thursday 2 February 2012 23:20

25, OP does, he obviously wanks too much at the computer xD

_Oblivion_ | 12

#3983857 - Thursday 2 February 2012 23:39

Simple mistake bro, doesn't mean he jacks off too much.

Jakesterk96 | 8

#3983865 - Thursday 2 February 2012 23:41

How do you know, it's not like he got auto corrected for saying or doing it too much.

ThisIsMyReign | 4

#3984016 - Friday 3 February 2012 0:03

Hope she don't forget to insert the compatible dick....disc...

ThisIsMyReign | 4

#3984359 - Friday 3 February 2012 0:59

Doesn't*

MrFloatingToast | 0

#3984742 - Friday 3 February 2012 2:22

Don't worry, computers don't get pregnant

KeyboardWarrior | 10

#3984831 - Friday 3 February 2012 2:44

Maybe this is a symptom of the computer virus your mom was telling you about earlier.

GovernorGeneral | 8

#3985654 - Friday 3 February 2012 6:24

91- SO EXPLAIN PLANKTONS WIFE !!!!

brendokendo | 0

#3985709 - Friday 3 February 2012 6:39

117- when the Frick did planktons wife get preggo? It's a computer wife, not a computer baby maker.

GovernorGeneral | 8

#3985757 - Friday 3 February 2012 7:00

Ya but where did she come from ? She was a calculator before but thats all i know...-.- shut up i thought that was a good comment =3=

brendokendo | 0

#3990992 - Saturday 4 February 2012 6:55

He built her. It was an honest effort

AngryCanadian | 0

#3991414 - Saturday 4 February 2012 11:39

Freud would have some interesting things to say about that.

By tamoodielovesmar | 1

#3983483 - Thursday 2 February 2012 22:43

haha ive done that dont worry nbd!

EatnBeef | 7

#3983618 - Thursday 2 February 2012 23:00

And I jizzed in my pants.

thisisafunnyname | 12

#3984802 - Friday 3 February 2012 2:34

2, you've ejaculated the flash drive from the PC?

By Jakesterk96 | 8

#3983486 - Thursday 2 February 2012 22:44

Take a moment with twix. Problem solved.

Shelta957 | 13

#3983725 - Thursday 2 February 2012 23:19

Should've had a V8

MrSassypants | 32

#3983911 - Thursday 2 February 2012 23:45

*Bites twix*

*Can't think of anything to come back from what happened"

*Keeps on biting twix*

gojira666 | 7

#3984077 - Friday 3 February 2012 0:09

Third comment was the charm eh jakester

ImInYourFACEbook | 8

#3984461 - Friday 3 February 2012 1:28

Eats a reeses....Aahh! It's not the same!

Jakesterk96 | 8

#3984865 - Friday 3 February 2012 2:50

64- do I know you?

beachybrunette | 2

#3984948 - Friday 3 February 2012 3:08

Isnt it snickers? Not twix

Jakesterk96 | 8

#3985214 - Friday 3 February 2012 4:20

That's the hungry diva commercial pal.

BeefyQueef | 5

#3985455 - Friday 3 February 2012 5:24

96- "You're not you when your hungry. Snickers™© satisfies."

SecretMe00 | 5

#3985909 - Friday 3 February 2012 8:11

111-- how'd you make those symbols?

cosmosis | 12

#3986343 - Friday 3 February 2012 10:27

121- smoke and mirrors mate.....

VorpikeII | 17

#3987124 - Friday 3 February 2012 16:34

"Take a break, take a kit-kat."

Jakesterk96 | 8

#3988267 - Friday 3 February 2012 22:21

Everyone knows twix started these type
of candy bar commercials.

By DrMime | 10

#3983489 - Thursday 2 February 2012 22:44

Ooh be careful with those PC's, they can get cyber cum all over your hard drive.

flamegrilled123 | 3

#3983781 - Thursday 2 February 2012 23:26

I heard that can give you infections

chocol8m | 6

#3984326 - Friday 3 February 2012 0:49

And viruses.

SaMmIMonster96 | 6

#3985702 - Friday 3 February 2012 6:37

:0 maybe that is what happened to my computer.. Poor thing got too excited

Michael_92 | 19

#3986312 - Friday 3 February 2012 9:50

One can't help but wonder...what does cyber cum look like??

By Smokindevil | 9

#3983492 - Thursday 2 February 2012 22:44

Awkward........ :/

DrMime | 10

#3983937 - Thursday 2 February 2012 23:48

OP stores so much porn on his computer that it has gained a sexually active conscious! You might want to get rid of the 'hard-on drive'.

LightningCactus | 12

#3985040 - Friday 3 February 2012 3:32

Why isn't it? Maybe you should try upgrading to a hard disk.

LightningCactus | 12

#3985263 - Friday 3 February 2012 4:32

You mean to say it might "Blow it's Load"?

LightningCactus | 12

#3986440 - Friday 3 February 2012 12:15

Autocorrect, sorry :P

By perdix | 29

#3983494 - Thursday 2 February 2012 22:44

Grip it firmly and it comes right out.

darien987 | 1

#3983641 - Thursday 2 February 2012 23:04

FIRMLY GRASP IT!

RedPillSucks | 31

#3983652 - Thursday 2 February 2012 23:05

Nah man. Leave it in there and get the job done!
Pulling out is for dicks.

perdix | 29

#3983683 - Thursday 2 February 2012 23:12

Grip it and rip it!

No, wait, that's for golf, not self-pleasuring.

MatthewHass50 | 0

#3983845 - Thursday 2 February 2012 23:36

Thanks for the tip

MerrikBarbarian | 9

#3983847 - Thursday 2 February 2012 23:37

Holy shit, that's some savage wanking you must do perdix! ;)

KiddNYC1O | 20

#3983889 - Thursday 2 February 2012 23:43

26- Spongebob reference! Patrick! Hahaha.

KunoKanashimi | 3

#3984603 - Friday 3 February 2012 1:52

Firmly grasp it in your hand...Firmly grasp it....FIRMLY GRASP IT! *stab*

34, that sounds extremely painful.

By buckeye08 | 10

#3983496 - Thursday 2 February 2012 22:45

Sounds messy.

DrMime | 10

#3983787 - Thursday 2 February 2012 23:26

Make sure to change the fappy disk!

MichellinMan | 20

#3984713 - Friday 3 February 2012 2:16

so many dirty comments...

Michael_92 | 19

#3986315 - Friday 3 February 2012 9:53

That ain't nothing, wait till you see computer birth. Now that's nasty!

By alexiiiis09 | 0

#3983500 - Thursday 2 February 2012 22:45

Sweet baby jesus

Manganimegrl | 16

#3985533 - Friday 3 February 2012 5:49

No, sweet baby ray's. Great BBQ sauce.

By WeAreScrewed | 3

#3983516 - Thursday 2 February 2012 22:46

make sure you dont catch a computer virus!

By FalconCrunch | 4

#3983531 - Thursday 2 February 2012 22:48

Your porn stash, eh?