By Anonymous - 02/02/2012 18:07 - India

Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 489
You deserved it 26 009

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Jakesterk96 8

Take a moment with twix. Problem solved.


I don't know how bout you go and find out

Has anyone realized that OP spelled accidentaly wrong?

25, OP does, he obviously wanks too much at the computer xD

Simple mistake bro, doesn't mean he jacks off too much.

Jakesterk96 8

How do you know, it's not like he got auto corrected for saying or doing it too much.

ThisIsMyReign 4

Hope she don't forget to insert the compatible dick....disc...

Maybe this is a symptom of the computer virus your mom was telling you about earlier.

GovernorGeneral 8


117- when the Frick did planktons wife get preggo? It's a computer wife, not a computer baby maker.

GovernorGeneral 8

Ya but where did she come from ? She was a calculator before but thats all i know...-.- shut up i thought that was a good comment =3=

Freud would have some interesting things to say about that.

Jakesterk96 8

Take a moment with twix. Problem solved.

*Bites twix* *Can't think of anything to come back from what happened" *Keeps on biting twix*

Third comment was the charm eh jakester

Jakesterk96 8
beachybrunette 2
Jakesterk96 8

That's the hungry diva commercial pal.

96- "You're not you when your hungry. Snickers™© satisfies."

SecretMe00 5

111-- how'd you make those symbols?

Jakesterk96 8

Everyone knows twix started these type of candy bar commercials.

Ooh be careful with those PC's, they can get cyber cum all over your hard drive.

SaMmIMonster96 6

:0 maybe that is what happened to my computer.. Poor thing got too excited

Michael_92 20

One can't help but wonder...what does cyber cum look like??

OP stores so much **** on his computer that it has gained a sexually active conscious! You might want to get rid of the 'hard-on drive'.

Why isn't it? Maybe you should try upgrading to a hard disk.

You mean to say it might "Blow it's Load"?

perdix 29

Grip it firmly and it comes right out.

RedPillSucks 31

Nah man. Leave it in there and get the job done! Pulling out is for dicks.

perdix 29

Grip it and rip it! No, wait, that's for golf, not self-pleasuring.

MatthewHass50 0
MerrikBarbarian 9

Holy shit, that's some savage wanking you must do perdix! ;)

KiddNYC1O 20

26- Spongebob reference! Patrick! Hahaha.

Firmly grasp it in your hand...Firmly grasp it....FIRMLY GRASP IT! *stab* 34, that sounds extremely painful.

MichellinMan 20
Michael_92 20

That ain't nothing, wait till you see computer birth. Now that's nasty!

make sure you dont catch a computer virus!