You dolt!

By ilovefootball - 07/09/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where the guy pushes the girl out of the way so she doesn't get hit. I accidentally pushed her the wrong way. Right into the car. FML
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fxdxhk90 0

So..... what are the police charging you with?

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dcstream 0

This needs to be illustrated.

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Comments

Dancinganimal256 3

I'm such a wanker, can I have a Curlywurly?

tyhillman 0

That chick got pwned. That's what you should have said.

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LchTessMnstr 3

Um....are you sure you're not the one that's blonde? She probably saw the car coming... Today, I was walking across the street. I slowed down because there was a car coming and I didn't want to get hit. Randomly, this guy runs and tackles me straight into the oncoming car. FML

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FogItNozzel 0

How funny would it be if when she gets out of the hospital she posts that.

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Starchild21 3

Good point Tess, but in line with the FML, I don't see HOW he could have pushed her the wrong way??? Was he high when he saw her or something? ________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

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Tobe_fml 0

Ahaha, that's adorable! ------ http://www.youtube.com/user/CynicalDyke

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ReasonsToFly 0

I don't think you guys realize how hilarious this is. Imagine seeing a guy running up full speed and push someone into a car, stare, then walk away as if nothing happened.

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Chalaka 0

#124-YES! I pictured that just after i read it.....that...that is win

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Awakawak18 0

ya I'm suprised that there isn't an fml that says today was a perfect day until some ass hole pushed me INTO a car

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whitehawk_fml 0

******* bullshit and if true which isn't u r dumb ass

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quent10 0

FALCON...... SHOVE..... YESSSSS!

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writergirl69 0

Today, I was walking down the street, minding my own buisness, when some douche pushed me straight into an oncoming car. FML

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kaycee1996 5

Does No one care about weather or not she's alright?

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MelonLord1544 11

I think we care whether or not you'll get better grammar practice.

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DasStig 0

WTF? i would like to call fake, bt u never can tell on here.. wow in the time it took to write this 4 ppl already posted..

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horseXtreme 0

That's kind of depressing... I bet that really sucks for the girl. Jerk.

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ireply_w_lyrics 0

"...Spiderman, Spiderman, Does whatever a spider can Spins a web, any size, Catches thieves just like flies Look Out! Here comes the Spiderman..."

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ireply_w_lyrics 0

[To late to edit to add this, so i have an extra comment] My lyrics that relate to the FML instead of a comment are at the bottom (#91 i think) And they are not country Enjoy!

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fxdxhk90 0

So..... what are the police charging you with?

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azure8787 0

I'm with 5, Ultimate Fail. This should be on Failblog, not on FMyLife.

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PrinceTwilight17 0

How stupid can you get?! O.o either you were on the side of her where you could of pushed her out of the way or you weren't. Are you brain dead or something O.o

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sirknz 0

He likes football and cheesy rom coms so I will go with brain dead or incredibly stupid.

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dcstream 0

This needs to be illustrated.

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popemichael 9

THIS. It'd be funny as hell. Too bad I can't draw worth a damn.

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