By sauve dino. - 25/03/2016 03:12 - France - Groslay

Today, I explained to my five year-old son that the dinosaurs were wiped out because of a meteorite that hit our planet. He replied, "They should've stood out of the way." FML
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ryskusarts 10
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He's only 5 you know. It's not a big deal that he doesn't understand what a meteorite is...

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coming back in the future 30
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Yeah, my stupid 3 year old son can't even do calculus. Darn idiot.

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RememberSchlitz 9
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Not sure why this is an FML. How's a 5yo supposed to know about meteorites and mass extinctions?

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onlychildFTW 33
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Maybe the OP meant to write 15 year old? Because there is no way a 5 year old answering that way is bad/unexpected/stupid. They are 5.

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ryskusarts 10
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He's only 5 you know. It's not a big deal that he doesn't understand what a meteorite is...

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JustIvan 9
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ThatHorse 15
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the names given to these floating rocks aren't based on their size, but rather where they are and how far they go if they impact a planet. An asteroid is just a rock lazily floating through space. A meteorite is an asteroid that managed to survive its impact with the atmosphere (called a meteoroid once it hits the atmosphere) long enough to hit the ground (it's name changes from meteoroid to meteorite upon impact).

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Goblin182 26
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Can't argue with logic like that.

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thecakeisalie13 20
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Those gosh darn dinosaurs, always getting in the way of meteors.

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darshini_ii 24
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You could've been more subtle about it since he's only 5. There's no way he's going to know what meteor is this young.

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ndnpride88 25
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You know for five years old his logic is right on lol. Sounds like you got yourself one wise kid lol

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lostinOz 20
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He's not wrong!

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darshini_ii 24
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It wouldn't have crossed moderation. Unlucky you.

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CheekyRaccoon 27
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Well you could always simplify it to him. Simply say that the dinosaurs went extinct because a space nuke hit the earth. This was a special nuke because it made the earth very dusty, so the dinosaurs can't breath and died.

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