Hairy situation

By Anonymous - 27/06/2020 14:03

Today, after taking hair growth pills and using hair growth medicated shampoos, I have not seen any different in my thinning hair. Can't say the same about the hair sprouting on my knuckles, chin, and toes. My pubes are very thick, silky, and luscious thanks to the treatment. I'm a woman. FML

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By bushwhacker - 05/03/2015 23:34 - United States - Wichita

Today, it's been almost two months that I've been taking hair, skin and nails vitamins. The only thing growing noticeably longer, faster, stronger, and healthier are my pubes. I've never sheared a sheep before, but I imagine the maintenance I just did was comparable. FML

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By bear - 21/05/2012 22:47 - Norway - Bod?

Today, it's been three weeks since I started using a hair-growth shampoo in the hopes of combating my balding. All it's done so far is make the hair I do have monstrously bushy, both upstairs and down. FML

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By anonymous - 03/04/2016 21:50 - United States - Gainesville

Today, I discovered that the vitamin I've been taking for hair growth actually works really well. Unfortunately, it only works on my leg hair. FML

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Can't face it

By bearded lady - 08/06/2020 14:03

Today, thanks to all my medications, I've been growing thick, dark hair on my face. I decided to use hair removal cream instead of shaving. The cream removed every trace of hair, but also made my skin about 4 times lighter than the rest of my face. It's even more noticeable than the beard. FML

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Hair-raising

By w…… - 18/05/2024 13:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I have alopecia areata and I constantly have reappearing bald spots all over my head. I cannot properly grow a beard, and one of my eyes has no eyelashes. However, my nose hair seems to grow at the rate of an old man on biotin. FML

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By ihatemakingnames - 05/03/2013 00:41 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML

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By leopard - 01/06/2018 19:00

Today, I was finally confident enough to buzz half my hair off into the style I've wanted since I was young. Turns out that I have a particularly large and angry-looking skin problem across my scalp that may well have been there for years. It'll take months to grow back. FML

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It's not permanent

By Anonymous - 20/08/2020 02:02

Today, I have really big insecurities, and the ONLY thing I like about myself is my hair. I got it permed yesterday, and just now I used shampoo on it, and my hair is falling out. All 12” of it. FML

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By Hairless freak - 23/09/2012 08:14 - United States - Fallbrook

Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML

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By Hairy_Potter - 23/01/2014 17:13 - Brazil - S?o Paulo

Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML

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silentbabydeer 10

Saturday 27 June 2020 18:17

Growth hair pills? Is it prescribed or is it something you buy over the counter? If it is over the counter you might want to check with your doctor or pharmacist to make sure it is not specifically designed for men.

Vesi 29

Saturday 27 June 2020 20:49

OK the awful "jokers" aside, please see a doctor. You might need blood work to see if your thyroid is starting to go.

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 27 June 2020 16:10

The good news is the pills work! I wonder why you're shampooing your beard, knuckles and pubes if you don't want growth there. Next time, spend the extra money for SCALP hair growth supplies to prevent the fun, random growth of the cheap stuff.

silentbabydeer 10

Saturday 27 June 2020 18:17

silentbabydeer 10

Saturday 27 June 2020 18:18

silentbabydeer 10

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silentbabydeer 10

Saturday 27 June 2020 18:36

bloopaloop 27

Saturday 27 June 2020 19:11

Walk on your hands

Vesi 29

Saturday 27 June 2020 20:49

OK the awful "jokers" aside, please see a doctor. You might need blood work to see if your thyroid is starting to go.

Suzi_d16 27

Saturday 27 June 2020 23:47

Eat more protein.

mayaklast 12

Sunday 28 June 2020 11:39

See an endocrinologist. There are very efficient treatments for that kind of things, but you need a blood test and medical supervision. Hope you find a solution fast!

ViviMage 39

Monday 29 June 2020 7:22

Whatever you do, don't use biotin. Biotin changes your thyroid chemistry and it looks like you have thyroid cancer! That being said, have you considered modeling Trolls undergarments?