Animals: Today, I spent almost two hours cleaning my fish tank, only to...

By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:52 - United States

Today, I spent almost two hours cleaning my fish tank, only to find out that my cat had secretly eaten all of my fish while I was cleaning the tank. FML

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By fish killer - 08/02/2013 03:58 - Canada

Today, I bought a fish. I put the tank on top of the fridge so my cat wouldn't get at it. I'd forgotten to buy some things for its tank, so I quickly ran out to get them. When I got home, I saw the tank destroyed on the floor, and my cat devouring my fish. I had the fish for less than an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2014 23:39 - United States - Erie

Today, while doing some spring cleaning, I found the remains of my goldfish, which I was sure my cat ate last year. FML

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By bels12 - 05/01/2010 05:15 - Australia

Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML

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By Sassers - 03/12/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I heard a loud crashing noise. I ran into the kitchen to see what it was. My cat had knocked over my fish bowl and had my Beta in her mouth. After scolding her and rescuing it, I decided to clean its bowl. When I went to dump some of the water in the sink, my fish went down the drain. FML

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By Bad Cat - 29/05/2019 14:00

Today, I saw my cat playing in the other room. Fascinated, I watched him for a few minutes before I realized he was playing with one of my daughter's fish. Well, what was left of it. FML

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By danjoylovefun - 25/10/2010 00:36 - United States

Today, I woke up to shit on my floor and my cat hiding under my comforter. I have to get rid of my new fish because my cat is afraid of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2015 16:10 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I woke up in my living room after having a party. I then realized my fish tank with many different species was missing from its usual spot. After searching for a few minutes, I finally found it in the freezer. FML

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By dEpPrEsSeDgIrL - 11/11/2009 11:28 - United States

Today, my dad decided to clean my 20 gallon fish tank. I had 6 fish. One of them was called a transparent fish, clear with a bright orange tail, which was my favorite. My dad didn't see it, and dumped the water out along with it. FML

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By GrossedOut - 11/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML

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By Traumatized cat owner - 23/09/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, after two weeks of believing that my extremely sick cat had escaped the house and ran away to die, I uncovered his lifeless body while deep cleaning my living room. FML

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Chris5146 3

Tuesday 15 March 2011 1:01

eat the cat teach it a lesson.

marinus_fml 19

Tuesday 15 March 2011 1:12

Your cat never watched Nemo? Fish are friends, not food!

Comments

hellosir23 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 0:58

u are a fish

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Tuesday 15 March 2011 1:21

A gay fish.

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Tuesday 15 March 2011 1:30

who likes fish sticks

fl0ffy 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 2:03

haha I don't have a cat so it can't eat my fish

LOLOLOLOLOLOL123 2

Tuesday 15 March 2011 2:07

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE FISH DIE YOU STANKY PUSSY

Adorlee 11

Tuesday 15 March 2011 2:12

Gay fish who likes fish sticks with lots of tarter sauce

donkeyshlong42 1

Tuesday 15 March 2011 2:40

and whale seamen

shannyraelynn 6

Tuesday 15 March 2011 4:22

that makes me sad :(

sandiiii 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 4:41

you're picture makes me happy ^.^ xD

persianjr1 7

Tuesday 15 March 2011 5:18

i can speak whale. woooohhhhhaaaaaa!!! moahhhhh. ( guess the reference)

C6Racer 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 5:22

That sounded a little orca-ish.

ImmortalKratos 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 6:48

well...at least it won't get dirty again anytime soon

WOW_BS 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 8:07

I already jizzed...

Criminalle 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 11:00

thats what u get for owning a cat.....if it was "Man's best friend" do you think that woulda happened? nooooooo

Iskaria 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 12:45

No the dog would have just drank the water :p

AshRedPokemon 2

Tuesday 15 March 2011 13:01

u fail!

dinkibus 18

Tuesday 15 March 2011 14:37

but the fish would be like wet kibble and just be eaten

silvershadow13 3

Tuesday 15 March 2011 1:00

what a naughty pussy

rpace35 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 7:18

cats are only good for target practice

tulsafml 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 22:35

**** that cat. Get a dog

Chris5146 3

Tuesday 15 March 2011 1:01

eat the cat teach it a lesson.

Itstherealjen 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 1:27

hahahaha good one!

preetss 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 3:36

you can't the cat is poisonous

natewill113 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 4:18

lol

Got_any_grapes1 4

Tuesday 15 March 2011 6:07

Dont eat the cat! Eat some grapes instead.

loganator50 3

Tuesday 15 March 2011 14:06

You wouldn't be able to anyway... (ninja cat)

metallicshadow 16

Tuesday 15 March 2011 1:01

ate your fish while cleaning the tank? where did you put them?

CherryBomb511 3

Tuesday 15 March 2011 1:05

On the couch so they can watch some tv while drinking a beer.

GumbetGirl 1

Tuesday 15 March 2011 1:25

lol!!

florecitabetch 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 5:25

hahaha you made me laugh

florecitabetch 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 5:27

and I love your tattoo

StrangeCandy 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 10:55

I lol'd.

CTVrhythmguitari 8

Tuesday 15 March 2011 1:03

maybe you should have fed your cat more often :D

Happygofucky 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 1:02

Lol, naughty kitty. My cat would do the same, he is sneaky and will eat anything!

AkuskaUK 6

Tuesday 15 March 2011 1:03

Awesome cat!

GoodLookingGeese 10

Tuesday 15 March 2011 8:31

it's Garfield!!!

Wheredidgrungego 12

Tuesday 15 March 2011 1:05

I thought something seemed "fishy." Don't be a "pussy" about it, but it seems your feline companion thinks he is the "cat's pajamas." I just hope he can keep his "paws off" next time. But for now, the previous residents of your tank are "sleeping with the fishes."