A gay fish.

who likes fish sticks

haha I don't have a cat so it can't eat my fish

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE FISH DIE YOU STANKY PUSSY

Gay fish who likes fish sticks with lots of tarter sauce

and whale seamen

that makes me sad :(

you're picture makes me happy ^.^ xD

i can speak whale. woooohhhhhaaaaaa!!! moahhhhh. ( guess the reference)

That sounded a little orca-ish.

well...at least it won't get dirty again anytime soon

I already jizzed...

thats what u get for owning a cat.....if it was "Man's best friend" do you think that woulda happened? nooooooo

No the dog would have just drank the water :p

u fail!

but the fish would be like wet kibble and just be eaten

cats are only good for target practice

Fuck that cat. Get a dog

hahahaha good one!

you can't the cat is poisonous

lol

Dont eat the cat! Eat some grapes instead.

You wouldn't be able to anyway... (ninja cat)

On the couch so they can watch some tv while drinking a beer.

lol!!

hahaha you made me laugh

and I love your tattoo

I lol'd.

it's Garfield!!!

Just a tip, this would've been funnier if you left off all of the quotation marks.

You "mean" that putting things in "quotes" doesn't make them "funnier?" I have a "bone" to pick with my "boyfriend."

14- I was going to say the same thing. not all people on FML are complete idiots. We can see a pun when it's used.

wow personally with or without doesn't really matter but, I thought it was funny :p

agree..wouldve been way funnier without the quotation marks

Let's just leave the puns to DocBastard.

kitty:1 fish: 0 OP: -1

or a new cat.