Today, I spent almost two hours cleaning my fish tank, only to find out that my cat had secretly eaten all of my fish while I was cleaning the tank. FML
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hellosir23
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u are a fish
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I_iz_B_a_troll
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A gay fish.
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TheRealFamilyGuy
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who likes fish sticks
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fl0ffy
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haha I don't have a cat so it can't eat my fish
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LOLOLOLOLOLOL123
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE FISH DIE YOU STANKY PUSSY
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Adorlee
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Gay fish who likes fish sticks with lots of tarter sauce
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donkeyshlong42
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and whale seamen
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shannyraelynn
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that makes me sad :(
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sandiiii
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you're picture makes me happy ^.^ xD
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persianjr1
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i can speak whale. woooohhhhhaaaaaa!!! moahhhhh. ( guess the reference)
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C6Racer
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That sounded a little orca-ish.
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ImmortalKratos
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well...at least it won't get dirty again anytime soon
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WOW_BS
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I already jizzed...
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Criminalle
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thats what u get for owning a cat.....if it was "Man's best friend" do you think that woulda happened? nooooooo
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Iskaria
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No the dog would have just drank the water :p
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AshRedPokemon
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u fail!
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dinkibus
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but the fish would be like wet kibble and just be eaten
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silvershadow13
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what a naughty pussy
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rpace35
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cats are only good for target practice
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tulsafml
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Fuck that cat. Get a dog
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Chris5146
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eat the cat
teach it a lesson.
teach it a lesson.
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Itstherealjen
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hahahaha
good one!
good one!
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preetss
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you can't the cat is poisonous
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natewill113
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lol
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Got_any_grapes1
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Dont eat the cat! Eat some grapes instead.
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loganator50
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You wouldn't be able to anyway... (ninja cat)
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metallicshadow
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ate your fish while cleaning the tank? where did you put them?
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CherryBomb511
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On the couch so they can watch some tv while drinking a beer.
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GumbetGirl
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lol!!
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florecitabetch
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hahaha you made me laugh
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florecitabetch
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and I love your tattoo
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StrangeCandy
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I lol'd.
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CTVrhythmguitari
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maybe you should have fed your cat more often :D
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Happygofucky
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Lol, naughty kitty. My cat would do the same, he is sneaky and will eat anything!
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AkuskaUK
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Awesome cat!
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GoodLookingGeese
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it's Garfield!!!
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Wheredidgrungego
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I thought something seemed "fishy." Don't be a "pussy" about it, but it seems your feline companion thinks he is the "cat's pajamas." I just hope he can keep his "paws off" next time. But for now, the previous residents of your tank are "sleeping with the fishes."
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ILoveEggnog
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Just a tip, this would've been funnier if you left off all of the quotation marks.
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syki
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You "mean" that putting things in "quotes" doesn't make them "funnier?" I have a "bone" to pick with my "boyfriend."
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MdoAngel
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14- I was going to say the same thing. not all people on FML are complete idiots. We can see a pun when it's used.
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lex416
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wow personally with or without doesn't really matter but, I thought it was funny :p
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effstephslife
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agree..wouldve been way funnier without the quotation marks
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cptmorgan15
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Let's just leave the puns to DocBastard.
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SiobahnR
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go kitty kitty!
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memo619
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kitty:1
fish: 0
OP: -1
fish: 0
OP: -1
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zombie_teen
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looks like it's time for new fish lmao
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Civilianswilldie
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or a new cat.
teach it a lesson.