By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:52 - United States

Today, I spent almost two hours cleaning my fish tank, only to find out that my cat had secretly eaten all of my fish while I was cleaning the tank. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 460
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eat the cat teach it a lesson.

Your cat never watched Nemo? Fish are friends, not food!


who likes fish sticks

haha I don't have a cat so it can't eat my fish


Gay fish who likes fish sticks with lots of tarter sauce

that makes me sad :(

you're picture makes me happy ^.^ xD

i can speak whale. woooohhhhhaaaaaa!!! moahhhhh. ( guess the reference)

That sounded a little orca-ish. least it won't get dirty again anytime soon

I already jizzed...

thats what u get for owning a cat.....if it was "Man's best friend" do you think that woulda happened? nooooooo

No the dog would have just drank the water :p

but the fish would be like wet kibble and just be eaten

what a naughty pussy

cats are only good for target practice

Fuck that cat. Get a dog

eat the cat teach it a lesson.

hahahaha good one!

you can't the cat is poisonous

Dont eat the cat! Eat some grapes instead.

You wouldn't be able to anyway... (ninja cat)

ate your fish while cleaning the tank? where did you put them?

On the couch so they can watch some tv while drinking a beer.

hahaha you made me laugh

and I love your tattoo

maybe you should have fed your cat more often :D

Lol, naughty kitty. My cat would do the same, he is sneaky and will eat anything!

I thought something seemed "fishy." Don't be a "pussy" about it, but it seems your feline companion thinks he is the "cat's pajamas." I just hope he can keep his "paws off" next time. But for now, the previous residents of your tank are "sleeping with the fishes."

Just a tip, this would've been funnier if you left off all of the quotation marks.

You "mean" that putting things in "quotes" doesn't make them "funnier?" I have a "bone" to pick with my "boyfriend."

14- I was going to say the same thing. not all people on FML are complete idiots. We can see a pun when it's used.

wow personally with or without doesn't really matter but, I thought it was funny :p

agree..wouldve been way funnier without the quotation marks

Let's just leave the puns to DocBastard.

go kitty kitty!

kitty:1 fish: 0 OP: -1

looks like it's time for new fish lmao