By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:52 - United States

Today, I spent almost two hours cleaning my fish tank, only to find out that my cat had secretly eaten all of my fish while I was cleaning the tank. FML
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Chris5146 3
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eat the cat teach it a lesson.

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marinus_fml 19
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Your cat never watched Nemo? Fish are friends, not food!

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5
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who likes fish sticks

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fl0ffy 0
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haha I don't have a cat so it can't eat my fish

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LOLOLOLOLOLOL123 2
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE FISH DIE YOU STANKY PUSSY

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Adorlee 11
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Gay fish who likes fish sticks with lots of tarter sauce

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donkeyshlong42 1

and whale seamen

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shannyraelynn 6
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that makes me sad :(

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sandiiii 0

you're picture makes me happy ^.^ xD

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persianjr1 7

i can speak whale. woooohhhhhaaaaaa!!! moahhhhh. ( guess the reference)

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C6Racer 0

That sounded a little orca-ish.

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ImmortalKratos 0

well...at least it won't get dirty again anytime soon

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WOW_BS 0

I already jizzed...

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Criminalle 0
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thats what u get for owning a cat.....if it was "Man's best friend" do you think that woulda happened? nooooooo

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Iskaria 0
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No the dog would have just drank the water :p

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AshRedPokemon 2

u fail!

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dinkibus 18
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but the fish would be like wet kibble and just be eaten

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silvershadow13 3
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what a naughty pussy

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rpace35 0
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cats are only good for target practice

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tulsafml 0
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Fuck that cat. Get a dog

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Chris5146 3
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eat the cat teach it a lesson.

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Itstherealjen 0
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hahahaha good one!

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preetss 0
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you can't the cat is poisonous

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natewill113 0

lol

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Got_any_grapes1 4

Dont eat the cat! Eat some grapes instead.

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loganator50 3
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You wouldn't be able to anyway... (ninja cat)

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metallicshadow 16
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ate your fish while cleaning the tank? where did you put them?

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CherryBomb511 3

On the couch so they can watch some tv while drinking a beer.

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florecitabetch 0
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hahaha you made me laugh

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florecitabetch 0
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and I love your tattoo

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CTVrhythmguitari 8
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maybe you should have fed your cat more often :D

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Happygofucky 0
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Lol, naughty kitty. My cat would do the same, he is sneaky and will eat anything!

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GoodLookingGeese 10

it's Garfield!!!

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Wheredidgrungego 12
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I thought something seemed "fishy." Don't be a "pussy" about it, but it seems your feline companion thinks he is the "cat's pajamas." I just hope he can keep his "paws off" next time. But for now, the previous residents of your tank are "sleeping with the fishes."

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ILoveEggnog 7
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Just a tip, this would've been funnier if you left off all of the quotation marks.

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syki 22
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You "mean" that putting things in "quotes" doesn't make them "funnier?" I have a "bone" to pick with my "boyfriend."

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MdoAngel 0
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14- I was going to say the same thing. not all people on FML are complete idiots. We can see a pun when it's used.

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lex416 0

wow personally with or without doesn't really matter but, I thought it was funny :p

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effstephslife 0

agree..wouldve been way funnier without the quotation marks

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cptmorgan15 2

Let's just leave the puns to DocBastard.

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SiobahnR 0
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go kitty kitty!

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memo619 0

kitty:1 fish: 0 OP: -1

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zombie_teen 0
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looks like it's time for new fish lmao

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