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By Boyufd - 22/04/2020 23:00

Today, it was the first time I was about to have sex with my girlfriend of 3 years, since I'm self-conscious about my size. When she saw it, she started laughing. She was mad I didn't want to continue. FML
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vicewinner 5

3 years with no sex? She loves you for what you are. So suck it up. She surely regrets her reaction.

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Elizabeth Burley 22

If she waited 3 years to have sex with you, im sure your size doesnt matter to her. besides, size doesn't always matter, its what you do with it. so perk up butter cup. it'll be ok

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DKING123456789 16

Real ****** up but different people have ways of reacting i guess? FYL fr

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RichardPencil 30

3 years to have sex? Are you 12? I'm surprised she still wanted to continued. You should have manned up and put it to her with Mighty Mouse.

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vicewinner 5

3 years with no sex? She loves you for what you are. So suck it up. She surely regrets her reaction.

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Susan Yee 9

At least she didn’t feel disgusted and still want to do it.

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uniformed 13

aww sorry to hear about that, tiny. bahahaha

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Elizabeth Burley 22

If she waited 3 years to have sex with you, im sure your size doesnt matter to her. besides, size doesn't always matter, its what you do with it. so perk up butter cup. it'll be ok

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icalledhisname 12

Time for you to show her size doesn’t matter, because it truly doesn’t. But honestly, I laugh when I’m nervous. After 3 years, I assume she could have been nervous and just had the worst reaction for that kind of moment.

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Brightside86 30

Your probably fine, but if you're that worried about it you could always get surgery to give you a couple of inches. Only cost slightly more than implants.

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