By C.Neyy - United States
  Today, I hung out with the guy I've liked for the first time in 3 years. And when he left, I gave him a hug, he pushed me, I tripped, and hit my head into the wall. Then to save his embarassment, pushed me over onto the couch and pretended to rape me. FML
L0lCney tells us more :
He accidently pushed me, its not like he ment to do it. I hugged him, my leg was caught behind the arm rest on my chair, And I fell onto the arm rest, & hit my head on the wall, HARD. He grabbed my head saying sorry, then pushed me onto the couch & "fake raped" me cause all my friends were laughing. I think he was just trying to make the situation better, it didn't though. At all. I haven't talked to him since. :/
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  Killuhk  |  8

Today I went on a date with this girl I like...when she went to give me a hug I jokingly pushed her away only resulting in her tripping and falling then hitting her make things less awkward all I could think of doing was to pretend to rape her....fml

  perdix  |  29

Me, neither. But I think the most confused person here is the OP herself. Who can think "pretend rape" can be used to "save embarrassment?" It is nuts.

The good news is that I can just jump to the next FML and move on.


oh yes I tripped so.. now I guess I'm goin to act like I'm raping you to save my rep which is apparently dwindled to nothing if my next option is 'fake rape'.

like, really, what happens after that? he 'fake rapes' you and then just gets up and shuffles away? REALLY?

  WoldowJR  |  25

#59, that's... Not how rape works.
Rape is unwanted forced fucking. OP likely didn't want to fuck the guy yet, so any attempts would have been unwanted and forced.
Is this clear?