I hope it was some booty

That could be a good thing! I hear many of your problems in your conscious are solved in your subconscious. You'll probably do better on your finals now!

At least your dreams are clean! Now only if you could study in your dreams and somehow retain it..

You seem fairly organized

Stress cleaning. In my days we called it procrastination, but okay.

Try stuDYING like I do-through osmosis. Just sleep on top of your textbooks!

Monica Geller? Is that you?

At least you're sleeping.. Haha, good luck with finals, OP!

I remember when my boyfriend started throwing out euphamism that we had made up in front of my mom, I nearly killed him

Plot twist: the OP is enrolled in a home economics course.