Miscellaneous: Today, the nerves for my finals got so bad that I started stress-cleaning... - FML

By Anonymous - 09/04/2016 15:26 - United States - Newville

Today, the nerves for my finals got so bad that I started stress-cleaning in my dream. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2014 16:33 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML

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Stressed out

By annaT00many - 14/07/2021 14:00

Today, I'm almost 30 weeks pregnant. I have to go in weekly for stress tests. Last night, I had a very stressful dream about leaving my 4-year-old at home alone, which stressed me out. FML

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It never ends

By Anonymous - 30/05/2020 20:00

Today, I had a "nightmare" where I found out I had more homework than I originally realized, and spent the entire dream doing homework. There is no escape. FML

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By M_Kclift1994 - 20/01/2010 23:19 - United States

Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML

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Tense

By Anonymous - 12/11/2023 22:00 - Germany

Today, you might know that anxiety before an extremely important exam: sweating, shaking, heart palpitations, tension headache… That’s how I felt this morning when I got into my car… to pick up a free mattress I scored on the internet. Guess my adrenal glands were bored and decided to have a party. FML

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Good night, sleep tight

By jjkk - 23/01/2021 05:02

Today, I have been trying to stop sleeping during the day, so I decided to clean my room to keep myself awake. Four hours later, I woke up on the floor. FML

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Panic in the sheets of Luton…

By Anonymous - 06/07/2021 19:00 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, I had a dream in which I was having a panic attack. When I woke up, I was actually having a panic attack. Double the fun. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2013 23:35 - United Kingdom - Somerton

Today, I woke up following one of the worst nightmares of my life. I was sweating, clutching the sheets, and feeling sick to the stomach. I'd been dreaming of my wedding that's taking place next week. FML

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Sometimes, the fears are correct

By Anonymous - 13/07/2022 21:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, after stressing all week about important phone calls, they all went as horrible as possible. My anxiety was right all along. FML

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Failure on every level

By Jason - 07/12/2022 06:00

Today, I had a beautiful dream. I dreamed that I somehow got into Stanford University, but in class I couldn't keep up with them. In reality, I'm terrible at school. FML

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Anubis94 24

Sunday 10 April 2016 7:40

At least your dreams are clean! Now only if you could study in your dreams and somehow retain it..

MrConfusion 21

Sunday 10 April 2016 7:37

That could be a good thing! I hear many of your problems in your conscious are solved in your subconscious. You'll probably do better on your finals now!

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HerWrongHole247 18

Sunday 10 April 2016 7:37

I hope it was some booty

MrConfusion 21

Sunday 10 April 2016 7:40

That doesn't even make sense.

MrConfusion 21

Sunday 10 April 2016 7:37

That could be a good thing! I hear many of your problems in your conscious are solved in your subconscious. You'll probably do better on your finals now!

HerWrongHole247 18

Monday 11 April 2016 3:49

Link pls.

Anubis94 24

Sunday 10 April 2016 7:40

At least your dreams are clean! Now only if you could study in your dreams and somehow retain it..

kk21days 14

Monday 11 April 2016 2:52

I've actually done that before. Dx

1010110100101101 18

Sunday 10 April 2016 7:43

You seem fairly organized

c0ffeeb3an 15

Sunday 10 April 2016 7:46

Stress cleaning. In my days we called it procrastination, but okay.

Kitouran 30

Sunday 10 April 2016 16:20

Yeah, even in a dream OP should be studying! How dare they put that off by sleeping?!

photogirlinlove 16

Sunday 10 April 2016 8:01

Try stuDYING like I do-through osmosis. Just sleep on top of your textbooks!

lpfire61 14

Sunday 10 April 2016 8:02

Monica Geller? Is that you?

kelciimackk 24

Sunday 10 April 2016 8:02

At least you're sleeping.. Haha, good luck with finals, OP!

TCKM416 15

Sunday 10 April 2016 8:07

I remember when my boyfriend started throwing out euphamism that we had made up in front of my mom, I nearly killed him

TCKM416 15

Sunday 10 April 2016 8:13

Accidentally commented on the wrong fml and couldn't figure out how to delete this

Tripartita 44

Sunday 10 April 2016 8:18

Plot twist: the OP is enrolled in a home economics course.

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Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long-distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML

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Today, my wife waited until we’d been married for two weeks to tell me she has a mountain of credit card debt that she’s been hiding from me. This explains why she insisted the mortgage and car be in my name, her credit score is so low that it’s almost a double digit FML

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Today, I brought home my 3D glasses after a movie. I had a laugh about it until I realized that I put my $100 sunglasses in the recycle box outside of the theatre instead. FML

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Today, I wanted to prank my roommate. So, I thought it would be funny to take all the toilet paper out of our bathroom. She thought it would be funny to wipe with my cashmere sweater. FML

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Today, for the fifth day in a row, I have awoken at 6am to the sounds of my roommate's guest's child screaming. If it's anything like the last four days, the child will continue to randomly screech every fifteen minutes or so for the next five hours. I work 13-hour night shifts. FML

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Today, I got married. I received a beautifully wrapped gift from my dad. I was full of excitement until I opened it and found two taxidermied rabbits. The ones I had when I was in the fifth grade. FML

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Today, I broke into tears at work after being told my aunt had a stroke. My boss told me to "suck it up, no one is that close to their aunt." My aunt adopted me when my mother passed away. FML

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Today, I saw a raccoon family on my front porch. There were 3 little babies. Wanting to keep one as a pet, I scooped up one of the babies. The mother raccoon turned around, made a bizarre roaring, hissing sound, and attacked me. I’m currently in the ER covered in grass and scratches. FML

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