By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, I walked into work looking like I had peed myself, all because my husband thought it would be "hilarious" to slam on the brakes while I was drinking hot coffee. FML
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wisericky 12
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Dont wear those pants to work. Just dont even wear pants to work, they are overrated.

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TylersMB 0

so im guessing you were wearing dark colored pants or jeans? because anything light colored would have showed the color of the coffe. your husband is a nice person btw.

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salvorican 24

Whoa... that musta been some weird lookin piss..

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imacreeper 3

I'm glad your husband has a sense of humor, OP. No sex for a week. Let's see how hard he will laugh now :)

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imacreeper 3

He'll be laughing so hard, he'll be in tears ^^

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EvilPotato 14
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that's is preet funny though.

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WCARlover 34
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I feel my picture fits this appropriately

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larry12693 1

wattta burn

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Klums02 0
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Actually, what he did WAS hilarious...

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foodlord 5
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Haha u must hav been really pissed!!! :D

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hatepineapple 14

You should see a doctor about your piss being shit-brown.

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i_love_grrr 0

maybe she was wearing dark fabric so it looked like a big wet spot? lol

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whiteboy7thst 2
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Or about your husband being psycho...

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omgitstaco 0
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guys... coulda been yellow cofee... like dyed yellow?

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ipwnlosers 4
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When is coffee ever yellow?

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boydeee01 7
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yeah, wtf are you thinking? yellow coffee...??

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AnagenisisZagus 13
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Do NOT pass 'Go', do NOT collect $200, as a matter of fact, just do not reproduce. Your very comment just leads me to the conclusion that it should be FORBIDDEAN. Now you go out and have a nice day.....

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AnagenisisZagus 13
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*forbidden Shit, my mistake.

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ThatBoyChinks 0

When I piss in it.

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TylersMB 0

so im guessing you were wearing dark colored pants or jeans? because anything light colored would have showed the color of the coffe. your husband is a nice person btw.

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imnotonaboat 0
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Your comments are just..awful.

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capt_awesome1 11
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do the same thing to him next time.

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wisericky 12
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Dont wear those pants to work. Just dont even wear pants to work, they are overrated.

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tattortotamus 0
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I love both of your pictures!

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steveakafranxy 7
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ur comment fits ur pic lol

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yocxl 0
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look at the bright side, at least it doesn't seem to have burned you badly.

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Mrdw 2
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Your soon to be ex-husband sounds like a dick.

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dedrater_kool_u 0
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i think ur taking this just a little too far..

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4
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^ That's what she said!

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raider27 7

Maybe he was avoiding an accident? or maybe he was just playing around. Either way, sorry OP

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samicna 4

is this the first time he abused you? there are lots of shelters out there to help!

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