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FML - The follow-up

Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

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wow this has just turned into a bug argument over who's state it better hahaha
By ughno / Sunday 21 February 2010 19:50 / United States
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  lubby_fml  |  0

LOL how would the dog's face change? AND, how did your step-mom find out? I mean, did the dog tell her? If so, I guess that means no more peep shows for fido!

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  isreal  |  0

how would she know if the dog saw u naked and can I see u naked

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  ughno  |  0

no it's not a fake haha. you guys I was really upset then I read all these comments and now I'm happy and laughing my ass off haha :)

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  jennacide  |  0

You wish you lived in Texas! Lol, I don't see what the problem is, is your mom like a super christian or something? Come on, dogs need some action! She might be jealous of you 'cause she was making out with the dog and he wouldn't put out. ;P

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  mfmylifesrsly  |  29

don't talk shit about Texas! we're the second biggest state in the country our state is the only state I believe that is considered equal to the country PLUS we do have big guns, and on top of that naturally beautiful women, I do to other states and they're just not as pretty as the Texan girls, and like I said NATURALLY BEAUTIFUL! unlike them LA, Beverly Hills, and Miami whores whose looks are about 80% fake, they could stand next to a heater and melt.

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  jennacide  |  0

Yeah! Even though I don't have huge fake boobs I think I look pretty cute, and I am a Texas girl born and raised. :) I really don't get why people go after the place someone lives, are yall really that ignorent?

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  htownlove  |  0

#90 what's so bad about Texas? it's awesome! and all y'all people that think weird things happen only in Texas, are retarded! Texas is great! especially Houston

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  Moemoemoe_fml  |  0

If you don't want jackasses talking sh*t about your state, then at least have the decency to not talk sh*t about other states!! I'm a CA gal that's the complete opposite of your offensive description, and you can go screw yourself with your disgusting insults and stupid view of things.

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  icall_BS  |  0

LOL Texas? Awesome? Beautiful? LOLOLOLOL I've fuckin been to Texas it's a depressing wasteland. I've actually lived in Texas for a month so I have a say in this shit. I live in California, and instead of being a bunch of stereotypical cunts (with all the fake boobs shit and whatnot) why don't you actually visit the damn state.

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  Reyo  |  2

OP: If she's new, she's trying to display her dominance over you. It happened with me, but I yelled back at her to calm the fuck down. The problem seemed to go away after that.

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  Tigg3r  |  3

Dude! What the FUCK!? So it's all of us Cali girls who are whores and sluts? What? Do I have to move to some fucking small hick town to not be considered a slut? Hell! I'm content in jeans and a tshirt! But noo! Just because we have LA, San Diego, San Fransico, and Hollywood, we're all considered sluts and whores! Just toss everybody into the mix why don't ya!!!

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  morgan020  |  0

yes our flag is the only one in the united states that can fly at the same height as the national flag and we can also seceed from the union and form our own nation. however if the girl is from "east" Texas...yeah the step mom is more than likely a bit crazy and a self righteous God praising woman. i have family from nachodoches and lufkin and it can get a little odd up there from time to time.

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no it's an argument on whether Texas sucks or not. and yes yes it does. in fact it is a giant field of nothingness as far as the eye can see, and it's not really the peoples fault that it sucks so much, .

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in fact once upon a time an angry god cursed the land know as Texas cursed it with a crappy shoreline, dusty nothingness and a magic gas coming from the ground that makes all the people born there assholes. so yeah stick to citys and avoid the south west that's where the pits of hell have their doorways.

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  DGross  |  8

long comment thread ftw!!! I'd take a girl from TX or CA... unlike a good number of my northern counterparts I actually care about staying in shape...so many lazy ppl who let themselves go up here... This is assuming your natural... fake girls are only cheating themselves

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  TRANscend08  |  0

Undeniable that inbreeding has produced some dim hot chicks. Totally kidding... about the dim part. I'm a Cali boy but went to UA and loved it. Girls were gorgeous and not stick thin and they liked my "exoticness".

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  CRUZs_GURL1  |  0

#240 I have and it sucked I went to the fucking movies and that's about as fun as it got and I know what your going to say "well maybe you didn't go out to the fun parts" well maybe you just didn't have friends and not because you were a loser and didn't have fun doesn't mean that the state isn't cool so fuck off ALL TEXAN BORN AND RAISED BABY!!!! yeehaw

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  joker141  |  0

my family is from el paso but I'm a Cali boy and honestly it is boring in texas. I went to the movies and was the ONLY one in the ENTIRE theatre lol but they do have some hot girls but they seem high maintenance hahahaha no no for me

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  CRUZs_GURL1  |  0

well I'm from TEXAS and yes if you are the only one at the movies with a date you can "WATCH THE PREVIEWS" lol that's why me and my husband love to wait to see a movie if you know what I mean lol

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  CRUZs_GURL1  |  0

Well I don't know what happend I my other comment but here goes another one My huband and I love to be the only ones their because if you have a date to go with you can "WATCH THE PREVIEWS"wink wink" lol it makes passing time just that much funner lol

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  dudeitsdanny  |  9

I'vet a LOT of gorgeous Texan women. All online, though. I'm from Los Angeles and you people need to get your heads out of your asses and visit before you judge. There's a LOT of real, beautiful women. I have met ONE girl with fake breasts. Just one fake breast. She had breast cancer and was left with just one. Now she has one fake and one real one. So STFU and go milk some cows. That doesnt go for all Texans. That goes for the ignorant idiots talking crap.

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  iSwag  |  0

never been to Cali so I won't comment on it but I've lived in almost every southern state from Texas to Florida and I have to say Texas was BY FAR the most fun. TEXAS IS FUCKIN AWESOME...but I like Alabama and Florida too...and Louisiana wasn't too bad...in mississppi now and I'm bored as fuck Brazoria county! oh and as far as the women, the ones in Texas are gorgeuos...especially the Mexican girls

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  kikiface  |  1

yeahh, talk to me after you change your profile picture to one that isn't photoshopped to death. natural beauty my ass, and you're a snob to boot

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  CRUZs_GURL1  |  0

yeah your stupid I'm not fat and most if the girls her that are saying texas is awsome are pretty and not fat our probably fat that's why our all mad haha fatty nice try haha and were nor Mexican were hispanice lol Mexican is when you're born in Mexico

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  kikiface  |  1

then what's with the obnoxious eyeliner and mascara as well? i mean just wondering since you're supposed to be so naturally beautiful. you're probably the wrong person to have made a remark like that, i'm just pointing out the irony

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  mfmylifesrsly  |  29

i took the pic after a long ass day where most of my makeup was off... I was wearing barely any makeup just mascara. and I'm pretty sure I only left one 'obnoxious' comment before you attacked me. and for the record, don't go calling that other girl fat. i dislike girls like you that are so rude to girls because they are 'fat' honestly I would prefer to be not skinny with a personality everyone loved than be a skinny little bitch like you.

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  CRUZs_GURL1  |  0

I don't care if you call me fat I'm a size 1 in jeans and know that I'm not fat and that's cause I've had a baby what's you're excuse for being fat haha I know this might seem rude but you're not skinny with a bitchy additude you're a bitch with fat I don't care I your not fat but ou did call me out first kiki

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  lonewolfxxx  |  0

*slaps everyone* no one is perfect, we are all human beings. Learn to accept it. now go on my children, make this world a better place by taking my advice. and make me a sandwich.

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  jt0070  |  0

why does no one realize that all the big states have huge stereotypes.... idk how many times people have asked where I live and I tell them Cali, they almost imediately ask how the beachs are like everyone lives next to the damn beach

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  FortuneFaded  |  0

Lol at the people arguing here. You're all sad losers. Wow, some of you are from Texas, some of you are from CA. Guess what? You're both from the USA so shut the fuck up. Silly Americans.

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  kikiface  |  1

you're the one that started ranting when someone stated THE FACT that texas has one of the highest obesity rates in the nation, as if they were attacking you personally. "i'm not fat, you're fat, you must be fat because you called me fat" way to show us all the benefits of a public school education. you're not fat? congratulations, the statistics weren't based solely on you. and for you to call me fat? lmfaoo i'm far from it, but even if i was i could go to the gym to lose weight. how are you going to go about losing all that ugly?

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  kikiface  |  1

oh and to that other girl, two swings and two misses. clearly you don't consider yourself "naturally beautiful" if that picture was taken after MOST of your makeup wore off (makes one wonder how much you were wearing in the first place), and your personality isn't even all that either because you're clearly a stuck-up snobby cunt.

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  cindybuzz  |  5

agreed kikiface...plus, she can hardly try to tell us she's naturally beautiful if she's had to edit her picture so much that it just looks overexposed, you can hardly even see her nose lololol. but even with all that editing and brightness, you can still see the ridiculous amount of eye makeup. lolololol. natural beauty my arse. plus, no one place is more beautiful than another. you get gorgeous people everywhere.

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  rubix910  |  2

well the OP is from Texas and you obviousely aren't the most fantastic propel alive because this lady thinks her daughter is a slut because and animal saw her naked.

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  efynsien  |  1

411 listen to his advice! Every stereotype has some grain of truth so deal with it! Somewhere in california is a fake boobed douchebag. Also there is a fat person somewhere in texas! There also beautiful girls in texas and fat ass uglys in california.

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  528Alice491  |  3

There are stupid people everywhere. And I'm pretty sure you put a Texan in a room with a thick blooded Angeleno, it'd be a toss up. Same with anyone from the Bronx. You also have bad asses everywhere so just knock off your macho my-horse bullshit.

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  drips  |  0

walk up to your step mom and smack her in the face for being such a dum ass the dog wouldnt give a shit if yuh naked or clothed it will hump your leg when it wants to

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