By Angel1000168 - 27/03/2011 08:37 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I would be ecstatic if he hadn't stuck the ring on his balls and asked for a blow-job. He even confessed that the original plan was to stick it on his penis but it was too small. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 816
You deserved it 6 234

Angel1000168 tells us more.

Ok, guys, OP here. In answer to all the questions/statements about which was smaller, it was the ring. Sorry for not making that clear. And he didn't stink the ring around his balls, he sticky-taped it. My fingers are not that big. Sorry about not making that clear either but the limited words made that tricky. I said no, of course, as I don't want a man that thinks I have that sort of mind or personality. I have gone through every aspect of my relationship with that man and haven't found anything that suggested that I wanted to be proposed to in that manner. Thanks for all your advice!

Top comments

fruitloop1221 1

I would say no just because o how he asked you.

I truly hope pindick meant the ring was too small!


chell1894 13

Omg I am dying like that is the funniest thing I have ever read. Omg Omg Omg Omg Omg Omg

chester75 5

wow 13 way to overdue the sarcasm

ArmedcrackerR6 8

lmao theta awesome I wish I would have thought of that

TOm_whatev 0

Nobody considered the possibility that she's got enormous fingers.

I doubt someone would want to marry a girl with giant fingers ...unless they were a girl

RMJ29_fml 0

haha did he even get it off his balls??

I could see awqardness telling people how he proposed. “So how did he propose girl!" “Well i came in the room and there was a ring in his ummm welll is ball sack." ".........Thats nice i suppose." I see it went down like that

does it mean he had put a single nut through the ring hole? or like the ring just chillin on top of the sack skin?

SunshineBoy21 0

So wait, his dick was so small that an engagement ring kept sliding off??? Holy crap, that gives new meaning to the phrase - pencil dick. ps. You better snatch him up! Every girl deserves a guy with that kind of style, panache and class. He's a real winner.

mexicutioner123 0
calebpva 0

He is a Failure! and has a weird way to show love...

I don't even know... i don't...even know o_O

hotscar 3
sarahgrace4 0, youve got a keeper lol

wait was he saying the ring is to small or his dick was

F14Shado 0

333 - exactly what I'm thinking. if it's his penis, then this really is an FML. lolol

ok from reading this. he was able to get it around his balls, and in most cases the balls have more mass than a penis since there are 2 of them. so from that it's my understanding that OP's boyfriend was talking about his penis not the ring. however I could be wrong.

fruitloop1221 1

I would say no just because o how he asked you.

chester75 5

I totally agree, his a complete jerk

yougotapes 7
chester75 5

that doesn't matter, if they do get married how is OP supposed to tell her family and friends about how he proposed. think about the conversation she will have with her kids.

I would have said yes lol that's funny. you gotta be able to laugh together, otherwise you will stay bored. my boyfriend proposed last night :) but his way was more romantic and spontaneous :) Congrats! and u don't have to tell anyone exactly how he proposed...just say you were spending time together and he pulled the ring out, out of nowhere :)

ya I agree with 124 and if uve gotten this far in ur relationship then u already know his sense of humor so this shouldn't be such a surprise

sourgirl101 28

And every time you look at your ring, you'll be reminded that it came from the sweat of his balls. (:

22, how bloody desperate are you to take a lowdown proposal like that?!

chester75 5

there's a difference between being funny and being an asshole

I'm an activist for equal rights for men and women so in whatever scenario I would punch the consciousness out of a man I will also hit a woman (men and women aren't equal so I don't actually do this) also what matters about the op and her boyfriend/fiancé is that he loves her enough to want to spend his life with her. Some dipshit women think that what matters is HOW someone proposes or what retarded feat they preform on valentines day when what really matters is that they love and care for their wife/girlfriend.

KingDingALing 9

OP: "And this, son, is the pubic hair that got stuck to the ring when your dad proposed to me."

chester75 5

even though you should be able to laugh together I don't think he should have done that... there's times to be serious too, and i think these should be one of those times

Lmao 183 And yes, this is not funny, this is stupid and kind of rude, almost humiliating for OP. I agree for the stupid clichés of proposing, but like that.. it's stupid --' OP's a woman not a *****, damn it

At least 162 doesn't make us wonder why he's single. At first, I thought it was his face. But now I see he's just plain moronic.

ArthursLifeSucks 2

He "whipped it out" and you fell to your knees with tears in your eyes. ;)

dude **** you guys i don't see what I said that's so bad

also the 162 post was supposed to go somewhere inside the replies to 30

RedPillSucks 31

Please tell me you said no! Whatever I would be like **** no and **** you to any douche who tried to pull that shit it's just idiotic it's not funny!

AceArctic 4

Let him propose that way and just tell everyone he got on one knee and opened a pokeball with a ring in it and told you "I choose you Pikachu." :3

taleeeeeen 0

It doesn't matter how he proposed its how much you love that person and wanting to spend every hour of the rest of your life with that person.

amazing_j 1

Thank God it was too small!!!

xtrawesome 0

how ****** small are his balls....I'm not getting one of my balls through a womens ring.....

InfamousRaider 15

I truly hope pindick meant the ring was too small!

She really did word it ambiguously.

maybe to conceal the fact that she's been dating someone with a dick that size...

kyyy2 0

exactly what crossed my mind..

j2013t 0

or mayb she just has bigass fingers

Drummergirl68 0

I was thinking the same thing!

TheDrifter 23

Wait, the ring was too small? Or his penis was too small for it to stay?

wow just wow haha why?? would he do that

piercedpeace 0

can you say douchebag!? lol

what are you talking about? that's a great and hilarious way to propose!

Its certainly unique and she won't forget it.

he got something and she got something out of the deal so b happy