Aw how romantic of him

Omg I am dying like that is the funniest thing I have ever read. Omg Omg Omg Omg Omg Omg

wow 13 way to overdue the sarcasm

lmao theta awesome I wish I would have thought of that

Nobody considered the possibility that she's got enormous fingers.

I doubt someone would want to marry a girl with giant fingers ...unless they were a girl

or a lesbian.

haha did he even get it off his balls??

I could see awqardness telling people how he proposed. “So how did he propose girl!" “Well i came in the room and there was a ring in his ummm welll is ball sack." ".........Thats nice i suppose." I see it went down like that

does it mean he had put a single nut through the ring hole? or like the ring just chillin on top of the sack skin?

So wait, his dick was so small that an engagement ring kept sliding off??? Holy crap, that gives new meaning to the phrase - pencil dick. ps. You better snatch him up! Every girl deserves a guy with that kind of style, panache and class. He's a real winner.

congratulations!!

He is a Failure! and has a weird way to show love...

I don't even know... i don't...even know o_O

the ring or his dick?

epic.....sexy, youve got a keeper lol

big enough

Tic-tac penis!

slim jim

wait was he saying the ring is to small or his dick was

333 - exactly what I'm thinking. if it's his penis, then this really is an FML. lolol

ok from reading this. he was able to get it around his balls, and in most cases the balls have more mass than a penis since there are 2 of them. so from that it's my understanding that OP's boyfriend was talking about his penis not the ring. however I could be wrong.

I totally agree, his a complete jerk

at least he proposed??

that doesn't matter, if they do get married how is OP supposed to tell her family and friends about how he proposed. think about the conversation she will have with her kids.

I would have said yes lol that's funny. you gotta be able to laugh together, otherwise you will stay bored. my boyfriend proposed last night :) but his way was more romantic and spontaneous :) Congrats! and u don't have to tell anyone exactly how he proposed...just say you were spending time together and he pulled the ring out, out of nowhere :)

ya I agree with 124 and if uve gotten this far in ur relationship then u already know his sense of humor so this shouldn't be such a surprise

And every time you look at your ring, you'll be reminded that it came from the sweat of his balls. (:

22, how bloody desperate are you to take a lowdown proposal like that?!

there's a difference between being funny and being an asshole

I'm an activist for equal rights for men and women so in whatever scenario I would punch the consciousness out of a man I will also hit a woman (men and women aren't equal so I don't actually do this) also what matters about the op and her boyfriend/fiancé is that he loves her enough to want to spend his life with her. Some dipshit women think that what matters is HOW someone proposes or what retarded feat they preform on valentines day when what really matters is that they love and care for their wife/girlfriend.

true : /

OP: "And this, son, is the pubic hair that got stuck to the ring when your dad proposed to me."

DDRrf

DDRrf

183 lol that made me laugh

even though you should be able to laugh together I don't think he should have done that... there's times to be serious too, and i think these should be one of those times

Lmao 183 And yes, this is not funny, this is stupid and kind of rude, almost humiliating for OP. I agree for the stupid clichés of proposing, but like that.. it's stupid --' OP's a woman not a whore, damn it

162 is a dumbass.

agree with 272.

At least 162 doesn't make us wonder why he's single. At first, I thought it was his face. But now I see he's just plain moronic.

He "whipped it out" and you fell to your knees with tears in your eyes. ;)

I totally agree

dude fuck you guys i don't see what I said that's so bad

also the 162 post was supposed to go somewhere inside the replies to 30

Those were'nt tears... ;-/

Please tell me you said no! Whatever I would be like fuck no and fuck you to any douche who tried to pull that shit it's just idiotic it's not funny!

Let him propose that way and just tell everyone he got on one knee and opened a pokeball with a ring in it and told you "I choose you Pikachu." :3

hahahahahaha 183 lmao

It doesn't matter how he proposed its how much you love that person and wanting to spend every hour of the rest of your life with that person.

rofl

THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!

how fuckin small are his balls....I'm not getting one of my balls through a womens ring.....

The penis was too small...

She really did word it ambiguously.

maybe to conceal the fact that she's been dating someone with a dick that size...

exactly what crossed my mind..

or mayb she just has bigass fingers

I was thinking the same thing!

lmfao

I was thinking the EXACT same thing

^Win.

lol

prob both =X

to give the guy the benefit of the doubt maybe her finger was too big lol

can you say douchebag!? lol

what are you talking about? that's a great and hilarious way to propose!

Its certainly unique and she won't forget it.

"how did he propose?" "uh well..."

lol not a story to tell Mum Dad

yeah, it compensates.

Someone has small-man's syndrome.