FML : Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I would be ecstatic if he hadn't stuck the ring on his balls and asked for a blow-job. He even confessed that the original...

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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I would be ecstatic if he hadn't stuck the ring on his balls and asked for a blow-job. He even confessed that the original plan was to stick it on his penis but it was too small. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Angel1000168 Say more :

Ok, guys, OP here. In answer to all the questions/statements about which was smaller, it was the ring. Sorry for not making that clear. And he didn't stink the ring around his balls, he sticky-taped it. My fingers are not that big. Sorry about not making that clear either but the limited words made that tricky. I said no, of course, as I don't want a man that thinks I have that sort of mind or personality. I have gone through every aspect of my relationship with that man and haven't found anything that suggested that I wanted to be proposed to in that manner. Thanks for all your advice!

By Angel1000168 / Sunday 27 March 2011 08:37 / Australia

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By fruitloop1221 | 1

#2249260 - Sunday 27 March 2011 16:59

I would say no just because o how he asked you.

By marinus_fml | 19

#2249268 - Sunday 27 March 2011 17:00

I truly hope pindick meant the ring was too small!

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By cupcake10101 | 0

#2249254 - Sunday 27 March 2011 16:58

how wide did he think his dick is?

chell1894 | 13

#2249270 - Sunday 27 March 2011 17:00

Aw how romantic of him

cicibizzy112 | 0

#2249285 - Sunday 27 March 2011 17:04

Omg I am dying like that is the funniest thing I have ever read. Omg Omg Omg Omg Omg Omg

chester75 | 5

#2249352 - Sunday 27 March 2011 17:23

wow 13 way to overdue the sarcasm

ArmedcrackerR6 | 8

#2249488 - Sunday 27 March 2011 17:50

lmao theta awesome I wish I would have thought of that

TOm_whatev | 0

#2249539 - Sunday 27 March 2011 17:57

Nobody considered the possibility that she's got enormous fingers.

Awesomastic | 0

#2249560 - Sunday 27 March 2011 18:00

I doubt someone would want to marry a girl with giant fingers ...unless they were a girl

allanaskye | 0

#2249732 - Sunday 27 March 2011 18:27

or a lesbian.

RMJ29_fml | 0

#2249836 - Sunday 27 March 2011 18:41

haha did he even get it off his balls??

FailBear920 | 19

#2249860 - Sunday 27 March 2011 18:43

I could see awqardness telling people how he proposed.
“So how did he propose girl!"
“Well i came in the room and there was a ring in his ummm welll is ball sack."
".........Thats nice i suppose."
I see it went down like that

ydi_4_suking | 20

#2250399 - Sunday 27 March 2011 20:00

does it mean he had put a single nut through the ring hole? or like the ring just chillin on top of the sack skin?

SunshineBoy21 | 0

#2250410 - Sunday 27 March 2011 20:02

So wait, his dick was so small that an engagement ring kept sliding off??? Holy crap, that gives new meaning to the phrase - pencil dick.

ps. You better snatch him up! Every girl deserves a guy with that kind of style, panache and class. He's a real winner.

mexicutioner123 | 0

#2250591 - Sunday 27 March 2011 20:27

congratulations!!

calebpva | 0

#2250729 - Sunday 27 March 2011 20:51

He is a Failure! and has a weird way to show love...

SixxFTW | 0

#2250894 - Sunday 27 March 2011 21:28

I don't even know... i don't...even know o_O

hotscar | 3

#2251656 - Monday 28 March 2011 0:28

the ring or his dick?

sarahgrace4 | 0

#2252654 - Monday 28 March 2011 3:44

epic.....sexy, youve got a keeper lol

mrazneggroll | 1

#2253048 - Monday 28 March 2011 4:59

big enough

JCHammer | 5

#2253184 - Monday 28 March 2011 5:26

Tic-tac penis!

slinginmac14 | 0

#2253352 - Monday 28 March 2011 5:50

slim jim

quin01 | 0

#2255048 - Monday 28 March 2011 13:20

wait was he saying the ring is to small or his dick was

F14Shado | 0

#2257623 - Monday 28 March 2011 23:57

333 - exactly what I'm thinking. if it's his penis, then this really is an FML. lolol

dahatta | 0

#3083786 - Thursday 11 August 2011 8:15

ok from reading this. he was able to get it around his balls, and in most cases the balls have more mass than a penis since there are 2 of them. so from that it's my understanding that OP's boyfriend was talking about his penis not the ring. however I could be wrong.

By fruitloop1221 | 1

#2249260 - Sunday 27 March 2011 16:59

I would say no just because o how he asked you.

chester75 | 5

#2249291 - Sunday 27 March 2011 17:05

I totally agree, his a complete jerk

yougotapes | 7

#2249302 - Sunday 27 March 2011 17:08

at least he proposed??

chester75 | 5

#2249371 - Sunday 27 March 2011 17:29

that doesn't matter, if they do get married how is OP supposed to tell her family and friends about how he proposed. think about the conversation she will have with her kids.

caaklove | 0

#2249771 - Sunday 27 March 2011 18:31

I would have said yes lol that's funny. you gotta be able to laugh together, otherwise you will stay bored. my boyfriend proposed last night :) but his way was more romantic and spontaneous :) Congrats! and u don't have to tell anyone exactly how he proposed...just say you were spending time together and he pulled the ring out, out of nowhere :)

Jizwold | 0

#2249844 - Sunday 27 March 2011 18:42

ya I agree with 124 and if uve gotten this far in ur relationship then u already know his sense of humor so this shouldn't be such a surprise

sourgirl101 | 23

#2249864 - Sunday 27 March 2011 18:44

And every time you look at your ring, you'll be reminded that it came from the sweat of his balls. (:

aardvarkish | 15

#2249915 - Sunday 27 March 2011 18:51

22, how bloody desperate are you to take a lowdown proposal like that?!

chester75 | 5

#2249954 - Sunday 27 March 2011 18:56

there's a difference between being funny and being an asshole

Jizwold | 0

#2249958 - Sunday 27 March 2011 18:58

I'm an activist for equal rights for men and women so in whatever scenario I would punch the consciousness out of a man I will also hit a woman (men and women aren't equal so I don't actually do this)

also what matters about the op and her boyfriend/fiancé is that he loves her enough to want to spend his life with her. Some dipshit women think that what matters is HOW someone proposes or what retarded feat they preform on valentines day when what really matters is that they love and care for their wife/girlfriend.

noornia | 6

#2250003 - Sunday 27 March 2011 19:05

true : /

KingDingALing | 9

#2250127 - Sunday 27 March 2011 19:25

OP: "And this, son, is the pubic hair that got stuck to the ring when your dad proposed to me."

pdp_fml | 21

#2250576 - Sunday 27 March 2011 20:22

DDRrf

pdp_fml | 21

#2250581 - Sunday 27 March 2011 20:22

DDRrf

chester75 | 5

#2250754 - Sunday 27 March 2011 20:58

183 lol that made me laugh

DavLynn | 4

#2252048 - Monday 28 March 2011 1:29

even though you should be able to laugh together I don't think he should have done that... there's times to be serious too, and i think these should be one of those times

Lustuu_fml | 14

#2252917 - Monday 28 March 2011 4:34

Lmao 183
And yes, this is not funny, this is stupid and kind of rude, almost humiliating for OP. I agree for the stupid clichés of proposing, but like that.. it's stupid --'
OP's a woman not a whore, damn it

erazzle | 0

#2253477 - Monday 28 March 2011 6:04

162 is a dumbass.

superpoptart | 24

#2254046 - Monday 28 March 2011 7:41

agree with 272.

Rykier | 0

#2255092 - Monday 28 March 2011 13:30

At least 162 doesn't make us wonder why he's single. At first, I thought it was his face. But now I see he's just plain moronic.

ArthursLifeSucks | 2

#2255502 - Monday 28 March 2011 15:18

He "whipped it out" and you fell to your knees with tears in your eyes. ;)

ShyAnn29 | 14

#2255608 - Monday 28 March 2011 15:47

I totally agree

Jizwold | 0

#2255616 - Monday 28 March 2011 15:50

dude fuck you guys i don't see what I said that's so bad

Jizwold | 0

#2255638 - Monday 28 March 2011 15:56

also the 162 post was supposed to go somewhere inside the replies to 30

RedPillSucks | 31

#2257484 - Monday 28 March 2011 23:19

Those were'nt tears... ;-/

MissBrainDamage | 0

#2258050 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 1:38

Please tell me you said no! Whatever I would be like fuck no and fuck you to any douche who tried to pull that shit it's just idiotic it's not funny!

AceArctic | 4

#2259161 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 4:32

Let him propose that way and just tell everyone he got on one knee and opened a pokeball with a ring in it and told you "I choose you Pikachu." :3

taleeeeeen | 0

#2260315 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 7:35

hahahahahaha 183 lmao

zipstick | 2

#4847644 - Wednesday 22 August 2012 12:24

It doesn't matter how he proposed its how much you love that person and wanting to spend every hour of the rest of your life with that person.

By amazing_j | 1

#2249263 - Sunday 27 March 2011 17:00

Thank God it was too small!!!

maby171 | 0

#2251356 - Sunday 27 March 2011 23:52

rofl

xtrawesome | 0

#2252588 - Monday 28 March 2011 3:31

THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!

atthegates | 0

#2277468 - Friday 1 April 2011 17:31

how fuckin small are his balls....I'm not getting one of my balls through a womens ring.....

InfamousRaider | 15

#5530415 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 20:53

The penis was too small...

By marinus_fml | 19

#2249268 - Sunday 27 March 2011 17:00

I truly hope pindick meant the ring was too small!

Weijun | 2

#2250537 - Sunday 27 March 2011 20:17

She really did word it ambiguously.

funnycowftw | 0

#2251584 - Monday 28 March 2011 0:17

maybe to conceal the fact that she's been dating someone with a dick that size...

kyyy2 | 0

#2252289 - Monday 28 March 2011 2:22

exactly what crossed my mind..

j2013t | 0

#2252599 - Monday 28 March 2011 3:31

or mayb she just has bigass fingers

Drummergirl68 | 0

#2742285 - Thursday 23 June 2011 14:45

I was thinking the same thing!

By iPunchedBigFoot | 5

#2249272 - Sunday 27 March 2011 17:01

Lol, the ring or the dick is too small. Haha I'm jk

limegreenrox6 | 0

#2249569 - Sunday 27 March 2011 18:01

lmfao

queenbee3401 | 15

#6522203 - Thursday 28 January 2016 12:28

I was thinking the EXACT same thing

By TheDrifter | 23

#2249273 - Sunday 27 March 2011 17:01

Wait, the ring was too small? Or his penis was too small for it to stay?

elainelovesyou | 7

#2249320 - Sunday 27 March 2011 17:12

^Win.

sexyjake666 | 0

#2249406 - Sunday 27 March 2011 17:38

lol

uchow10 | 3

#2252713 - Monday 28 March 2011 3:52

prob both =X

browntiga | 0

#2253322 - Monday 28 March 2011 5:46

to give the guy the benefit of the doubt maybe her finger was too big lol

By nickdunbar | 8

#2249274 - Sunday 27 March 2011 17:01

wow just wow haha why?? would he do that

piercedpeace | 0

#2256376 - Monday 28 March 2011 19:31

can you say douchebag!? lol

By shaaayyee | 0

#2249276 - Sunday 27 March 2011 17:01

that's an idiotic way to propose.

slightlypyro1996 | 4

#2249906 - Sunday 27 March 2011 18:50

what are you talking about? that's a great and hilarious way to propose!

Nimmrodel | 11

#2250769 - Sunday 27 March 2011 21:01

Its certainly unique and she won't forget it.

cupcake10101 | 0

#2250896 - Sunday 27 March 2011 21:29

"how did he propose?"
"uh well..."

Nimmrodel | 11

#2250925 - Sunday 27 March 2011 21:33

lol not a story to tell Mum Dad

By Ellen1996 | 0

#2249279 - Sunday 27 March 2011 17:02

What a big imagination

JaymeKristeen | 0

#2250288 - Sunday 27 March 2011 19:47

yeah, it compensates.

Rykier | 0

#2255100 - Monday 28 March 2011 13:32

Someone has small-man's syndrome.

By skittlez12345678_fml | 0

#2249283 - Sunday 27 March 2011 17:04

he got something and she got something out of the deal so b happy

Ifuckedthefeartu | 30

#6549868 - Tuesday 1 March 2016 22:39

Just being engaged to each other should be what they get out of it, if the only positive about it to him was grotesque sexual release then just that alone is majority fucked up.