By AngryBirdman - 22/04/2011 05:53
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or find someone who really cares about you and appreciates you.
no that's overrated
1 knows it. 14 dream on.
a, free, five cent whore? think yourself lucky op, you have someone who will screw your brains out because she thinks its someone else. just hope the person she thinks of is the same sex as you
then do the same thing to her. tell her she looks like a retard chipmunk and the only reason your dating her because u really wanna date Megan fox;) Oh and tell her she's fat! u can't miss the big finale of this speech. ;))
it's free but it's five cents!? #fail
that sucks
yeah but she doesn't any more
do the same thing? haha
this is when you say the same thing to her
he'll be fine when he eventually looks like a guy she'd like to f*ck
tell her you are going out with her for the sex only
agreed^
Great comeback! lol. Well just enjoy banging the dozy cow then ;)
That's so not cool, OP. Normally I wouldn't condone spiteful revenge but maybe you should tell her you picture her hotter sister when you're in bed with her. Haha, actually no, no reaso to stoop to her level.
you're a dumbass and you'll never get ahead in this world
He'll never get ahead in this world, will he, Freedome? coming from Someone who selfproclaims their ability to give blowjobs..
Well take it as a compliment you look like someone she wants to go out with :)
How is that good?
Hmm, you mean your ex-girlfriend, right?
Maybe you forgot to read the part where she said it's the only reason she's dating him. More than likely it's not, unless she's as shallow as the kiddie pool, but it's a fucked sentiment regardless.
Drop that potato like it's hot. Even if she is, because any girl that uses someone like that doesn't deserve to be a relationship.
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Hmm, you mean your ex-girlfriend, right?
Tell her that you're only dating her 'cause she looks like her mom...