By AngryBirdman - 22/04/2011 05:53

Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
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DjeePee 24

Hmm, you mean your ex-girlfriend, right?

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PeteyPablo12308 20

Tell her that you're only dating her 'cause she looks like her mom...

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robbiboyo 0

or find someone who really cares about you and appreciates you.

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cobras40 0

if ur a pussy thn ya or use her as a free five cent *****

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insanesna1l 0

a, free, five cent *****? think yourself lucky op, you have someone who will screw your brains out because she thinks its someone else. just hope the person she thinks of is the same sex as you

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cobras40 0

free five cent *****- a cheap ***** tht u got for free, free hooker...

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victorujkic 0

thats what id do

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fatgirllovesfml 0

then do the same thing to her. tell her she looks like a retard chipmunk and the only reason your dating her because u really wanna date Megan fox;) Oh and tell her she's fat! u can't miss the big finale of this speech. ;))

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eyez_lay_low1921 0

use this to ur advantage bro' hit it, leave, on to the next one.!

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deadlymerc 0

dude hes saying the hooker is five cents, but insted of paying he got her for free.

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ImaWiseGuy 5

keep looking like this other person, it's been working out for you thus far....

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noto_fml 0

or just say "that's weird, we're only dating cause you give good ********".

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13Lina97 0

what if she don't give him ********?

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Crlnprz 11

this is when you say the same thing to her

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clownman 0

he'll be fine when he eventually looks like a guy she'd like to f*ck

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louispro 0

tell her you are going out with her for the sex only

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dansco 24

Great comeback! lol. Well just enjoy banging the dozy cow then ;)

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abceasyas123abc 12

That's so not cool, OP. Normally I wouldn't condone spiteful revenge but maybe you should tell her you picture her hotter sister when you're in bed with her. Haha, actually no, no reaso to stoop to her level.

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FreeDome_fml 0

you're a dumbass and you'll never get ahead in this world

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abceasyas123abc 12

I admit that may have been a lame comment but I'm getting along fine in life thank you very much.

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abceasyas123abc 12

OP, there's no reason to stay in a relationship where you're not being respected as you deserve to be. It might be time to rethink this girl's status in your life.

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Tysonator 0

He'll never get ahead in this world, will he, Freedome? coming from Someone who selfproclaims their ability to give ********..

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NailVarnishFan 0

Well take it as a compliment you look like someone she wants to go out with :)

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Sprklss 0

I don't get it, is that a bad thing?

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docscientist 9

Maybe you forgot to read the part where she said it's the only reason she's dating him. More than likely it's not, unless she's as shallow as the kiddie pool, but it's a ****** sentiment regardless.

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paprikacha 9

Drop that potato like it's hot. Even if she is, because any girl that uses someone like that doesn't deserve to be a relationship.

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