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Awwwww shit I feel so sorry for you.. :(
That would be a perfectly good reason to curl up into the fetal position and have a good cry.
Haha, wouldn't it be so funny if this had something to do with the other FML posted yesterday, about the girl who fainted after being proposed to, so the guy took it as a 'no'?
I'm sorry OP :( maybe your brother & his girlfriend have been together longer?
I hear there's this 90$ moisturizer...
That would be hysterical if it did connect. But op should take heart and give his girl a little more time.
Perfect synchronization eh?
Well this fml is Australia other one was canada
150- that's exactly what OP stated. *high five for nice reading comprehension*
171- obviously you don't get what I'm saying... It was a failure at synchronization, because she said yes and she said no...I realize that's what he is saying...
The BROTHERS practiced synchronizing there proposals. That had nothing to do with the girlfriends' responses. Please... read.
*their
175- yeah yeah.. I don't really give a crap. Does anyone else think there should be an age limit for users on FML? That would solve so many problems.. Too much ignorance!
gurl u ugly as hell 175
197- for your information...I am 15 and probably more mature than you...I have a 4.0 and I am a high honors student so you can take your cute little comebacks and shove them where the sun don't shine!:} thanks!!
No comebacks now eh?
Here is a comeback you are being a real beeotch.
Cool story bro, you tell it at parties?
92- he sure does. And he's the life of the party too.
Dont ask without considering rejection.
188-exactly what I was thinking...
Sad story bro
Bad comment, bro.
Not funny, bro
Why are we all saying bro at the end of our sentences, bro?
I don't know...Let's google it bro.
What is this, children of the corn?
Remember the Seinfeld episode with the debate about "manssiere" vs. "bro," bro?
I used to think you were funny. Now I know you have no sense of humor, bro.
Totally, bro.
-243 Your pic made me laugh so hard XD
Why are we all writing this,bro?
Sorry to Hear that, Looks like Your going to have to keep using Your hand for now on.
Who says you need to be married to make love to someone?
Who says you have to rely on your hand if you're single, either. They make several pump and dump toys for guys.
Is that all people now a days think relationships are about; sex? *sigh*
wtf is your problem welfare??? obviously you need to gto you keep commenting on the same fml!!!!!!!!!
what the **** is wrong with you?
#5 That made me laugh!
113- I find it Fu**ing hysterical that your comment has 69 dislikes...
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Show it anywayYeah because cheating on your girlfriend with your brother's fiancée is the PERFECT way of convincing your girlfriend to marry you. You're stupid and should probably shut up with your bad advice.
35 - preach it! Also OP means "Original Poster" I'm pretty sure that's what that means.
35 - i agree with SeeYouInShell. We read the comments for laughs, not to improve get preached.
Ya because screwing your brother out of the woman he just proposed to (or even trying) is funny and totally acceptable! I know that alot of the comments on here are just for laughs but that shit is ****** up! And if you think the comment was funny or acceptable, then there is something seriously wrong with you. If a family member did that to me, I would kill them. End of story.
Not ur gf if she said no u ****
Thank you ha everyone is so serious on here lighten up
Apparently they've been reading several of your over zealous posts
6- and through all morals out the window. What a brilliant idea!
91 - If you're offended by that then WHY would you be on FML???
Better luck next time?...
She was probably horrified by the awkwardness.
Nope... His above me
anyone who voted this comment down is fugly. truth hurts, doesn't it?
Lol
Yes, and her mother did teach her from experience.
Lol i see what you did
But do you?
Well, I'm curious what that would actually look like
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I don't think your girlfriend and his girlfriend practiced saying yes together.
Awwwww shit I feel so sorry for you.. :(