By jfanous - 01/09/2013 10:40 - United States - Bakersfield
The Top
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Scammy family
By scammed - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Phoenix
By Everest - 22/11/2018 14:00
Cheapskates
By 2broke4ajoke - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
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No kinkshaming on FML
By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 16:28 - Belgium - Ieper
Gullible
By Anonymous - 07/02/2022 11:59
The usual?
By Cian_1 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Herne Bay
By UghNo - 14/02/2017 12:00 - United States - Clarkston
By HobblinGoblin - 18/12/2015 06:34 - United States - Eureka
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to clarify, she never heard the song. I practiced maybe a half hour a day for about a week, usually at night after she'd gone home.
By getmeoutofthiscountry - 19/07/2013 19:06 - United States
By incaseudidntkno - 18/09/2011 13:36 - United States
incaseudidntkno tells us more.
They were Oil Rig Oakleys and my face still hurts. My friend also got punched in the nose haha.
Out in the sticks
By NoStarbucks4Me - 21/02/2017 02:00 - Germany - Mühldorf
By fionna_fiamma - 12/12/2015 13:33 - Slovenia - Maribor
Talk about not getting the picture…
By Anonymous - 01/03/2017 02:00 - Canada - Toronto
By fatblooddonor - 26/02/2019 04:00
Was that really necessary?
By dayum - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Mexico
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By Anonymous - 12/09/2014 21:36 - United States - New York
Quite the misunderstanding
By Janer88 - 30/11/2009 05:51 - Canada
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Sensual ASMR
By Anonymous - 21/06/2023 06:00 - United States - San Diego
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haha, yeah i'm the OP. didn't know you need an account to comment...but I just wanted to clear up something. I didn't want my parents to pay, a simple "you got in" would have been nice. I was planning on doing ROTC and letting Uncle Sam handle my tuition.