Slippery slope

By bailey1389 - 26/08/2020 02:02 - United States

Today, I slipped on my son's Hot Wheels cars and fell onto a building made out of Lego. I now have a fractured tailbone and a broken wrist. I called my husband to tell him what happened and all he could do was laugh. My son didn't leave them on the floor, my husband did. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 748
You deserved it 200

Same thing different taste

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I'll bet it was one of those creepy, diabolical laughs, like when the villain's dastardly scheme works out as planned. You've got too many pains in the ass around you.

It wasn’t your son, it was your other child.

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I'll bet it was one of those creepy, diabolical laughs, like when the villain's dastardly scheme works out as planned. You've got too many pains in the ass around you.

It wasn’t your son, it was your other child.

Mooglefox 23

So, did you beat the living shit out of him?

dahthunderbird 8
Nic1330 5