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By  BurnInDemonFire  |  30

"Sir, I wish to propose a deal to you: From now on, I will buy you one candy bar a day until one of us dies. In return, you will spend the same amount of time in servitude to me, doing anything and everything I tell you to do without hesitation, or asking any questions. You will be on call 24/7, and must always be within a 30 minute drive of my current location so as to ensure you are at my side when I so desire. If you agree to this deal, I will give you this candy bar once you have unclogged our toilets. What say you?"